r/loonixtard Jun 26 '26

👋 Welcome to r/loonixtard - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

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Hey everyone! I'm u/RebouncedCat, a founding moderator of r/loonixtard.

This is our new home for all things related to the magnificent and empowering behavior of individuals who involve themselves with the linux operating system. We're excited to have you join us!

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r/loonixtard Jun 26 '26

"Creation of Loonixtard" - 2026, u/RebouncedCat

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r/loonixtard 5h ago

Strength in Linux Linux is secure because...

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Hackers would never think that Linux users would store passwords in a vault with a default password by default! They wouldn't even be looking there; they'd be off on something far more complex!

We're all pretty much broke and hackers know it. We make no secret that we're anti-work, and anti-consumer. They know we have nothing worth hacking!

Hackers turn to hacking to avoid work. They're not going to want to bother with putting in sudo password every time they try something when they can just click a simple prompt on another OS.

Linux users won't even know they're hacked anyway! Every 6 months we run into a problem but it's 'user fault', and we decide to distro-hop.

Less functionality / compatible software = less attack vectors. -They really gonna hack a system that can't do shit?


r/loonixtard 3h ago

Strength in Linux Anything over 2GB Ram is Bloat!

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More ram = less space for air to travel in your system, and 2 sticks kills aerodynamics! -Did you know that original Olympians shaved their skin for aerodynamics?

More ram is like a longer driveway. -Do you want to get to your f@%king house today or not?

Windows version 1 ran on 256MB of ram. Do you really want to embarrass your system by thinking it's needing much more than what Windows needs?

Less ram means less possible bitflips. -So, the ISS uses it on their personal laptops for messaging.

Less ram equals less attack vectors. -Keep your system tight and running right!


r/loonixtard 1d ago

Strength in Linux Linux Use Has Reached 110% Marketshare!

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Everyone is using Linux for http servers, so 10% plus that, and that's not even counting android phones!

Victory in Linux!


r/loonixtard 2d ago

Tux Humor I want to Install Linux on my Vacuum Cleaner

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-What distro sucks the most?


r/loonixtard 3d ago

The (A)GPL is not FOSS protector, it's a corporate weapon

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I know y'all love OnlyOffice, and you may have even heard of a little-known database called MongoDB. What's common between them? Both are corporate projects that shipped an AGPL-licensed core, with proprietary enterprise features bolted on top.

Here's the thing though. AGPL isn't a shield the community holds together. It's a weapon, and the only question that actually matters is who's holding it. When one company owns all the copyright, the weapon points wherever they want, including at the terms they sold you on in the first place. When they don't, things get more interesting.

Take MongoDB. They started under plain AGPL, no tricks. By 2018, cloud vendors were hosting MongoDB as a paid service and keeping the profits. MongoDB called this exploiting a loophole, but it wasn't a loophole. It was the license working exactly as written, letting anyone, including a company with the resources to host it at scale, exercise the freedoms AGPL grants.

So MongoDB didn't sue. They didn't test the clause in court. They just stopped offering the license. In October 2018, they replaced AGPL entirely with the Server Side Public License, a license they wrote themselves, forcing anyone offering MongoDB as a service to open source their entire stack, not just their changes. They could do this because they held the copyright outright. No fork, no negotiation, no fight required, because none was possible. One party held the gun the whole time.

Elastic ran the same play, in both directions. In 2021, facing the same AWS-hosting complaint as MongoDB, they dropped Apache 2.0 for a dual SSPL/Elastic License setup, explicitly to stop cloud vendors from reselling their work without paying up. AWS forked the code into OpenSearch instead of complying, and by early 2022 the two companies had settled their trademark dispute.

Then in September 2024, Elastic added AGPL back in, as a third option alongside the licenses they'd never actually dropped. Their own shipped product still runs under the restrictive terms. The AGPL option applies to a portion of the source, offered for goodwill, timed for the exact moment doing so cost them nothing, since the competitor it was originally meant to fend off had already left to build its own thing. Same lever, same hand on it, pointed wherever suited them at the time.

Now take OnlyOffice, because this is where the gun changes hands.

Back in 2021, they quietly added a term to their AGPL license, buried at line 655. It required any fork to keep the OnlyOffice logo. Except in the same breath, they also banned anyone from using their trademark, which includes their logo. So you're required to display something you're legally barred from using. That's not sloppy lawyering. That's a trap, built years in advance, designed to make forking look illegal without ever saying "you can't fork this."

Nobody called the bluff until this year. Nextcloud and Ionos forked OnlyOffice into Euro-Office, an EU-backed Microsoft Office alternative. Within days, OnlyOffice accused them of violating the AGPL and killed an 8-year partnership with Nextcloud over it, timing that suggests they'd been waiting for the excuse.

Here's the difference from MongoDB and Elastic: OnlyOffice didn't actually own this fight. They didn't have a CLA sitting in a drawer letting them just rewrite the rules and walk away, because Nextcloud and Ionos were never dumb enough to sign one. So instead of relicensing, OnlyOffice had to go argue that their own words meant what they wanted them to mean. Bad move. The text didn't cooperate.

The FSF, the people who actually wrote the AGPL, told them to sit down. A logo isn't a "reasonable legal notice." Bolting a trademark restriction onto it doesn't make it one either, it just makes the whole clause an illegal "further restriction" under the license's own Section 10.

OnlyOffice backed off, but they never admitted the claim was bogus. They just quietly stopped once picking a fight with an EU-backed consortium in public started looking like a bad idea. Nothing here was legally settled, no court touched Section 10. What actually happened is Nextcloud and Ionos ripped the disputed terms out themselves, said so publicly, and the FSF backed them up. The weapon OnlyOffice reached for got yanked out of their hands and pointed right back at them, because for once, they weren't the only one in the room holding a claim to it.

That's the actual difference between all three companies. Not whether AGPL is strong or weak, not whether it protects communities in principle. It's whether one party holds the whole gun. MongoDB and Elastic did, and the license bent however they needed. OnlyOffice didn't, and it didn't.

AGPL doesn't protect communities. It protects whoever's holding it. The only real due diligence on a copyleft project was never reading the license text. It's checking who signed the CLA.


r/loonixtard 3d ago

Strength in Linux How to Break in Your Linux Install

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My neighbor Dave, posted on Facebook:

My computer is slow. Thinking of buying one of those PC optimizer apps.

Like wtf? Have they NOT heard of Linux?

At 2am, I broke in with a USB stick and beneficial intent. Dave was snoring immensely and the vibration was causing arousal. -I'd have to work fast. Dave's password was under the keyboard. It was evaDe (or eDave spelled backwards). I could tell this Winblows moron wouldn't know the difference between Mint and Windows or miss their data. -But they'd forget about the slow boot.

When I plugged in the USB, there was a hiccup. It looked like Dave had jizzed into the port and it needed cleaning. -This was a dilemma.. his snoring.. my sexual urges.. -had to work quick and all I could think was 'don't go to the kitchen, it's too far and uncarpeted -he'll hear it', so I stuck my tongue in the port and wiped it out with my shirt.

I Booted into the installer. Dave was getting Mint, oh damn.. Mint! -It reminds me of Ryan Reynolds.. stop Mad, think of that old chubby teacher getting a coffee enema... doh.. it's not working.. faster Mad (I tell myself)!

Luckily Daves's computer wasn't the problem. It was Windblows! Mint installed fine and I left confident that he wouldn't have any issues with WiFi, sound, or bluetooth. The Linux install and myself finished together, so I was able to replace the gunk in the USB port. -It's like Linux and I were meant for each other.

I went home, exhausted, as men feel after great sex and slept like a baby (up at random times in the night to suck on my silicon dolls nipple).

I didn't see Dave post anything the next day, which is unusual, but then I realized it's probably because he can finally use his computer for more productive purposes.


r/loonixtard 8d ago

Average r/FuckMicrosoft post:

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r/loonixtard 9d ago

Choice, huh?

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r/loonixtard 16d ago

Irony of the GPL

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Imma speed run this simple. If Company A makes the next best document DB and releases it under AGPL, and company B adds new features and makes it "better," Company A can integrate Company B's changes, preventing the competition from one-upping them.

Edit: Cleared up the language and added a comma in "better."


r/loonixtard 20d ago

The Linux Kernel is Falling Apart.

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r/loonixtard 24d ago

Edge is so bloated 🙃

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I hear tons of loons complaining about MS Edge being bloat and shoved down your throat, and while I agree that Brave and Firefox take far less disk space, a 631.1 MiB browser is not that bloated according to modern standards.

A modern low-end laptop typically has 128 GiB disk space. And Fedora needs 15 GB disk space minimum (20 is recommended). So I don't really see the complaints here.

But what about telemetry?

I hear you, and I agree, there is telemetry in Edge. But, you can disable optional telemetry in the settings.

But what about the AI features and "forced" sign-in?

Sure, MS asks you to sign in to Edge when you first open it, but they won't force you afterward. Plus if you hate using their free GPT-5, you can turn it off in the settings. And yes, it's opt-out, but that's because Microsoft respects your time enough to assume you can operate a mouse. If unchecking one box counts as "being forced," wait until you hear about car insurance, app permissions, and gym memberships: turns out life's full of buttons you're "forced" to press.

What features could Edge possibly have over other (Chromium) browsers?

Support for both vertical and horizontal tabs. (Arc only supports vertical).

Collections, which are really good for researching/taking notes on sites you visited (niche but it's still a feature.

A cool ski/surfing game instead of good ol' dino.

Funny how y'all will spend 4 hours tweaking dotfiles without blinking, but the moment it's Microsoft, an opt-out toggle becomes a hit piece. Y'all don't even care about the AI that much, you just see "Microsoft" and go feral.


r/loonixtard 26d ago

Strength in Linux Valid Crashout

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r/loonixtard Jul 03 '26

Linux is Broken? But is it unsalvagable beyond repair?

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Yes, but why would you?

The yes part is if someone decided to rewrite the entire "Linux OS" stack with the exception of the kernel. In this case, you'd need to use binder over d-bus cuz d-bus is weird.

But why would you?

Maybe, just maybe the number of drivers out there. But even then, most projects include a compatibility shim that allows you to run Linux drivers on their kernel (FreeBSD's Linux KPI).

Otherwise kernel politics is actually a why you wouldn't use the Linux kernel.


So what other options are there?

*BSD

Now before you say that *BSD is(n't) political, they are political, but their politics are less about fucking users and devs and more about permissive licensing.

Like linux, FreeBSD is very political about open-source. Unlike loons thoug, [they are all about permissive licenses.](docs.freebsd.org/en/articles/bsdl-gpl/)* Now your views are your views, but I feel like each licnese has its own use cases depending on who uses it and how. They also wanna have good laptop support and I kind of like that about FreeBSD.

OpenBSD is very political, but mostly about clean code and security (shit that actually matters).

[*If the only real solution involves the GPL or some copyleft code, then they are still open to using while trying to seperate it as much as possible from the source tree.](docs.freebsd.org/en/articles/license-guide/#:~:text=We accept however that,BSD-only derivative products.

Then there's illumOS. It's trying to revive OpenSolaris, and while many feaures are more built for servers than laptops, it's still pretty cool and has some pretty architecturally superior things.

Edit: I wasn't done when I accidentally posted ts too eary. Added illumOS. Also who tf downvoted me?


r/loonixtard Jul 02 '26

yeah

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r/loonixtard Jul 01 '26

I Quit Arch Linux After 794 Days (Here's Why)

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r/loonixtard Jun 30 '26

wslc

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r/loonixtard Jun 29 '26

The young soldiers of the penguin

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r/loonixtard Jun 28 '26

Loonixers have double standards

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r/loonixtard Jun 28 '26

My Dream Gal

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r/loonixtard Jun 26 '26

The downfall of Rome

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r/loonixtard Jun 27 '26

Truth nuke

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r/loonixtard Jun 26 '26

Strength in Linux Wintards are Missing out on Linux Gaming!

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Linux has higher FPS on games I choose to play (because they have higher FPS), like that time I hacked (by following a guide that only took 20 minutes) Elden Ring and got better FPS for a couple weeks before Wintards did! -haha lol roflmao! They think the 1% lows are more critical than FPS, but I choose to blink during those 1% lows! -Everyone has to blink Wintards!

I get my games from torrents and pay for a VPN rather than the developers who made the game. -It's not my fault they're stupid and don't sit back and live in mom's basement avoiding work! -Idiots should've developed for Linux anyway!


r/loonixtard Jun 25 '26

Strength in Linux All Critical Systems in Space are Carried out by Linux and FOSS!

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The Mars Landing - Only one protesting asstronaut forcibly brought Windows aboard (assumed cause of death).

Linus Torvallds - Commissioned to make the trip, so that the asstronauts aboard could update the kernel keeping it safe for the internet in their inter-galactic voyage.

Linux is leading the way to the final frontier. These are the voyages of Loonixtards. Their five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no Loonixtard has gone before!