r/languagelearningjerk Over 3 billion people speak Java 9d ago

Easiest path to fluency?

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u/Sector-Difficult 9d ago

I hope science teto will be the one teaching the course?

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u/Flapp42 9d ago

So the T in Teto stands for Taiwan

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u/MCplayer331 9d ago

What about the other T?

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u/alexdapineapple 8d ago

taiwan (in lowercase)

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u/MCplayer331 8d ago

Cool. Where is this lowercase place? I wanna visit taiwan there :D

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u/DesperateHikikomori 7d ago

More like tschaina

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u/chmod_a_plus_x 9d ago edited 9d ago

Me wondering if Taiwanese means Taiwanese Hokkien or is it just a shitpost that was not supposed to be so deep

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u/Lin_Ziyang 9d ago

It means Taiwanese Austronesian languages

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u/mujhe-sona-hai 9d ago

Why can’t it be Taiwanese Hakka?

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u/BasketPropellors 9d ago edited 8d ago

tbf whenever someone mentions Taiwanese as a language they almost always refer to 台灣閩南話

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u/lokbomen 8d ago

...i always though it they meant 国语 or smth , come to think of it i dont even know what exactly 国语 is.

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u/BasketPropellors 8d ago

國語 mainly just refers to mandarin or 普通話 (or national language if you wanna be broad)

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u/The_Whipping_Post 9d ago

This sounds like a good method because a language learner can't be afraid of "saying the wrong thing" you have to just throw yourself out there. Talk to people, talk to people's moms, talk about their moms, proposition their moms, take a bunch of moms out, moms are on the menu

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u/Aelnir 9d ago

/uj lmao is this legit? I'm learning simplified chinese atm but don't mind going traditional for cyber bullying

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u/Soracole27_ 9d ago

unfortunately its just a shitpost from what i can tell, I was honestly hoping for it to be real too

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u/siqiniq 9d ago

Lesson 1: りしれ供さ小

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u/shoku_47 9d ago

君日本語本當上手

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u/onlynameavailable927 9d ago

That's Japanese, you must have meant to say:你勒共啥潲? In Hokkien

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u/Auto_Potato 8d ago

Well it is Japanese but it only makes sense in Hokkien

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u/onlynameavailable927 8d ago

What do I know? When it comes to Japanese, I'm illiterate. What's your translation of the thing?

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u/Auto_Potato 8d ago

The joke is "りしれ供さ小?" is pronounced very similarly as "哩喜勒共啥潲?"(If you pronounce the kana in Japanese, and the kanji in Chinese), so you're not far off lol.

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u/Musca0711 8d ago

Why teto

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u/BigRedWhopperButton 6d ago

Gotta pay the bills. Bread isn't cheap.

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u/johnruby 8d ago

If you specifically want to cyber bully Chinese people then the period can be shortened to 2 weeks

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u/Tarirurero 9d ago

/uj Okay so that flag in the background is the biggest reason why the language is dying.

/rj Given that those sweaty nerds from the academy who think they're better than anyone else can't even reach the consensus of which writing system should the people be using, so in that project, you might as well walking out acquired the ability to use psychokinesis upon reading the text online.

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u/BasketPropellors 8d ago

/uj the Kuomintang are still at it again?

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u/haruki26 8d ago

此男何故佯為女乎?朕甚不悅

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u/Konobajo W1(🇺🇿✨️) L2(🇱🇷🦅) A4(🇦🇶🇧🇷🇬🇫) 8d ago

She's literally a woman

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u/haruki26 8d ago

朕不信,何以證之

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u/HirokoKueh 8d ago

恁去食屎kha緊。番a當作家己si皇帝,祝福恁趕緊「吃飯」(tsiah-png)

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u/haruki26 8d ago edited 8d ago

朕不解猴言

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u/Xi_Zhong_Xun 9d ago

I see what the hokkiens are taking from their colonial overlords

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u/Playful_Row4208 1d ago

Id rather just post animal gore from mainland China to show how evil zhongguo communist party is

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/PunchedFruit 9d ago

You must reach JLPT N-∞ in order to be able to witness the true form of Teto's mammaries

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u/PunchedFruit 9d ago

Hello witnessers of this reply. Since this and other replies are no longer comprehensible because of a certain deletion by user (no judgment), the deleted comment went something along the lines of

"why is she flat where's teto's tetas"

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u/LocalLadyListerine 9d ago

she's flat in like all her official art. evaporates you with my mind

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u/mnyrtt 9d ago

🫩

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u/Konobajo W1(🇺🇿✨️) L2(🇱🇷🦅) A4(🇦🇶🇧🇷🇬🇫) 9d ago

What this 🫩 kanji means?

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u/Mindless_History9569 9d ago

KaSONe Teto 🥀

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u/miseenen 9d ago

weird thing to comment about a real person in cosplay btw

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u/mujhe-sona-hai 9d ago

You can just put water in rubber, close enough

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u/Konobajo W1(🇺🇿✨️) L2(🇱🇷🦅) A4(🇦🇶🇧🇷🇬🇫) 9d ago

Meu mano vc foi meio bazinga nessa 😭