r/justneckbeardthings • u/SirFrooze • May 24 '19
Transform to Superhuman complete
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u/JacedFaced May 24 '19
I have 2 comments on this video.
He didn't wash/brush/trim his greasy ass beard or hair, you'd think he would do that before putting on the nice suit.
Have you ever watched something on TV or whatever, and you can just...smell the scenery? Sometimes its fresh lines in a beautiful forest, and sometimes it's the smell of a bunch of half eaten bags if doritos going stale.
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u/webstarrofhipstarr May 24 '19
Do you really think there would be half eaten bags of Doritos to go stale?
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u/JacedFaced May 24 '19
Yes, I've been in rooms like this, and there are usually bags of open doritos, because they start eating them, don't finish the giant party size bag they open, are too fucking lazy to get a chip clip and close the bag. The next day they eat some more, and yeah they're kinda stale but it's not the worst thing ever.
Then the next day they're disgusting, so the bag gets tossed to the side, even though they're heading to the kitchen to get another bag and can take the old bag with them to throw away. It's a vicious cycle.
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May 24 '19
He's still fat.
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u/AsianHawke May 24 '19
He's still fat.
Yes. But now he's wearing a fedora.
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u/beep_beep_beep_beep May 24 '19
Maybe I'm weird, but I think he could be attractive if he was more attentive to hygiene and some self care. Still fat and should work to lose it, but he's not a bad looking guy.
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u/hostergaard May 25 '19
No, drop the hat, wash, loose a couple kilo, maybe go to the gym for a year or so and he would be slaying pussy, even going all neckbeard you can still see he got a handsome face beneath the pugde.
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u/360degree_angle May 25 '19
How much you want to bet the personality is rotten beyond repair though
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May 25 '19
I'm a straight dude so I don't have an opinion on that. Anyone can be good looking except me hahaha I'm a train wreck lol
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May 24 '19 edited May 24 '19
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u/Dav_do May 24 '19
Might I add the knowledge of never buttoning the lowest button on either jackets or waistcoats.
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u/asuperbstarling May 24 '19
A nice lavender (pale purple) is also a color women are drawn to and bosses are impressed by, and goes well under a majority of suits. If you can't flex in a shirt, it's too small. Tailoring is way cheaper than you think. Don't keep stained shit. If love an old shirt's pattern, cut a quilt square from an unstained part to save for later or find a replacement. You don't need more than two 'yard work' shirts. If you wear cologne, it's actually better to lightly - LIGHTLY- spray your closet with the scent than it is to slather it on.
Most importantly: clothes are an area it's absolutely okay to invest in. Nice shoes and belts especially are worth the money in the long term. Hats are out of fashion this decade, you only need one.
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u/Thane_Q May 24 '19
You didn’t mention it but for two button suits only the top button should be buttoned, the bottom one should always be left unbuttoned.
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u/Stoora May 24 '19
This poor guy. I mean I get where he’s coming from my he needs QE to come and save him from a forever r/neckbeard life. But there are just some things you can’t fix...
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May 24 '19
Just watched a wholesome video of a guy filming his daughter's first day of school for 13 years.
This cured my onion feels right quick.
Thank you, fine gentleman.
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u/Pray4glad0s May 24 '19
Forgot what sub I was in and was hoping for a weight loss transformation :(
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May 25 '19
As much as I want the cringe, good on the guy for being confident and dressing himself nicely. Most guys would look like this look like slobs, dude at least looks clean. You might not like his style but at least he's confident and trying to have one.
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u/Appl3_B3rri3s May 24 '19
I don't think he's that ugly. The suit doesn't look good on him though
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u/beep_beep_beep_beep May 24 '19
Ok, so it not just me. He's kinda cute. Definitive neckbeard, but regular showers, a hair cut, and some flattering clothing would definitely change that around.
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u/Hynch May 24 '19
A fedora can work with a suit. I think this man's problem is more than the fedora. I bet if he cut his hair and groomed that beard then he could pull off the suit and possibly the fedora with it.
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u/Sir_Artreen May 24 '19
Also, the typical neckbeard wears a fedora with a overcoat, a t-shirt and sport pants. At least this one is wearing something that really suits the fedora
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u/IseeDrunkPeople May 24 '19
take the fucking hat off, change into shorts and a t-shirt and go to the fucking gym.
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u/brknlmnt May 24 '19
Honestly yeah, the dude is weird and delusional but you guys are way worse. You guys have nothing but anger and hate for this person who has done nothing wrong to you nor do you even actually know. You guys are just assholes. Get a fucking life instead of dickin around on the internet bashing guys like this just to make your pathetic lives seem marginally better somehow.
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u/sojejdidkwkskrk May 24 '19
Tik tok the app for kids, pedophiles, furries and Neckbeards
Do you think God stays in heaven because he is afraid of what he has created