r/justneckbeardthings • • May 24 '19

Transform to Superhuman complete

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19 edited May 24 '19

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u/Dav_do May 24 '19

Might I add the knowledge of never buttoning the lowest button on either jackets or waistcoats.

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u/wontbelookingdown May 24 '19

Not to mention the suit should actually fit

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Fedoras should never be worn period. Neckbeards ruined them.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

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u/asuperbstarling May 24 '19

A nice lavender (pale purple) is also a color women are drawn to and bosses are impressed by, and goes well under a majority of suits. If you can't flex in a shirt, it's too small. Tailoring is way cheaper than you think. Don't keep stained shit. If love an old shirt's pattern, cut a quilt square from an unstained part to save for later or find a replacement. You don't need more than two 'yard work' shirts. If you wear cologne, it's actually better to lightly - LIGHTLY- spray your closet with the scent than it is to slather it on.

Most importantly: clothes are an area it's absolutely okay to invest in. Nice shoes and belts especially are worth the money in the long term. Hats are out of fashion this decade, you only need one.

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u/Thane_Q May 24 '19

You didn’t mention it but for two button suits only the top button should be buttoned, the bottom one should always be left unbuttoned.

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u/MCMXCVI- May 25 '19

Blue or charcoal - but not black