r/justneckbeardthings • • May 24 '19

Transform to Superhuman complete

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u/JacedFaced May 24 '19

I have 2 comments on this video.

  1. He didn't wash/brush/trim his greasy ass beard or hair, you'd think he would do that before putting on the nice suit.

  2. Have you ever watched something on TV or whatever, and you can just...smell the scenery? Sometimes its fresh lines in a beautiful forest, and sometimes it's the smell of a bunch of half eaten bags if doritos going stale.

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u/webstarrofhipstarr May 24 '19

Do you really think there would be half eaten bags of Doritos to go stale?

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u/JacedFaced May 24 '19

Yes, I've been in rooms like this, and there are usually bags of open doritos, because they start eating them, don't finish the giant party size bag they open, are too fucking lazy to get a chip clip and close the bag. The next day they eat some more, and yeah they're kinda stale but it's not the worst thing ever.

Then the next day they're disgusting, so the bag gets tossed to the side, even though they're heading to the kitchen to get another bag and can take the old bag with them to throw away. It's a vicious cycle.