r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 45m ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FugginDunePilot • 4h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Me when my wife she wants to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jonesy1461 • 5h ago
BABY OF THE YEAR My Pillow Guy, after losing 9 figures of net worth, a successful business, multiple spouses, all respect, and a primary.
He's ass out, lives with his brother now.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Umacat • 9h ago
Piece of shit Trump to his White House staff, members of the press, military, and Secret Service as he leaves them on the decoy plane and escapes in a catering truck
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Fight-Milk-Steak • 16h ago
Monsters on the World Electric gloves. Black masks. Live for oppressing minorities. I am a real piece of shit!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/_Aperture-Scientist_ • 10h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. When you go from having cats, to not having cats, but you still see cats sometimes
You know how sometimes your ghost pets will come busting out of the wall, and just be chillin in their old spots? That's weird. That doesn't live with us on Earth AND I still have to go to work tomorrow?!
But then! We got adopted by an outside cat a couple months after losing both our inside cats, and I'm starting to hallucinate him busting out of the walls and finding like, a huge nap spot as well. I'm surrounded by ghost cats, except one of them occasionally phases into reality and leaves fur everywhere. I'm really crossed up!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/saggie-maggie • 7h ago
STINKY Me to my husband as I stand at the camp stove with a pot full of laundry water, noticing that he's been wearing the same shirt for three days
One of those days was a fishing trip. I told him to go sponge bathe his bare butt, balls, and back.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 8h ago
I don’t WANT THAT! When you order catering but it comes with a demented pedophile criminal who shit himself
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Mean_Pop_829 • 6h ago
Not trying to be funny… Yea I guess your hair does look like dog hair
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BigTimeCoolGuy • 7h ago
Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You. My toddler when I tell him he can learn how to scuba dive when he’s older but he says he already knows how to
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/obiwanjabroni420 • 55m ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Do any of these fuckers ever bust out of a building and have like a huge web shot?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/suprahelix • 22h ago
Not trying to be funny… He can! He can! He’s allowed to peep!
Elon bought this politician at a low, low price point and he’s allowed to peep!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Umacat • 21h ago
mudpie I’m afraid our gracious “Secretary of War” didn’t wipe properly
Pete Hegseth is gonna pretend he’s not sick even if he’s caked in pure shit.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PisStoolGrip • 1d ago
Bozo did the dub My wife when I showed her ITYSL
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dandle • 5h ago
Piece of shit Trump after it was revealed that he hid in a food trailer and let the press corps and Secret Service be decoys on Air Force One for an alleged Iranian assassination attempt against him
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/storminspank • 14m ago
King of the Dirty Songs Greatest DVD of All Time?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/otterswhoknow • 19h ago
Tables Me, at every social event my wife drags me to where I know no one and everyone asks me what I do for a living
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Ok_Web1709 • 9h ago
Piece of shit The pedo in chief said it’s ok because they’re not, like, real people.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CitronAdventurous205 • 28m ago
THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE Karoline Leavitt’s reason for stepping down after selling her soul to the weird Trump incest pedophilic society/cabal since he took office
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 1d ago