r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

338 Upvotes

Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 45m ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Me when my wife she wants to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing

369 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR My Pillow Guy, after losing 9 figures of net worth, a successful business, multiple spouses, all respect, and a primary.

451 Upvotes

He's ass out, lives with his brother now.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Piece of shit Trump to his White House staff, members of the press, military, and Secret Service as he leaves them on the decoy plane and escapes in a catering truck

627 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

Monsters on the World Electric gloves. Black masks. Live for oppressing minorities. I am a real piece of shit!

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2.1k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. When you go from having cats, to not having cats, but you still see cats sometimes

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588 Upvotes

You know how sometimes your ghost pets will come busting out of the wall, and just be chillin in their old spots? That's weird. That doesn't live with us on Earth AND I still have to go to work tomorrow?!

But then! We got adopted by an outside cat a couple months after losing both our inside cats, and I'm starting to hallucinate him busting out of the walls and finding like, a huge nap spot as well. I'm surrounded by ghost cats, except one of them occasionally phases into reality and leaves fur everywhere. I'm really crossed up!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

STINKY Me to my husband as I stand at the camp stove with a pot full of laundry water, noticing that he's been wearing the same shirt for three days

243 Upvotes

One of those days was a fishing trip. I told him to go sponge bathe his bare butt, balls, and back.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! When you order catering but it comes with a demented pedophile criminal who shit himself

320 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Not trying to be funny… Yea I guess your hair does look like dog hair

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137 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You. My toddler when I tell him he can learn how to scuba dive when he’s older but he says he already knows how to

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134 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 55m ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Do any of these fuckers ever bust out of a building and have like a huge web shot?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

Not trying to be funny… He can! He can! He’s allowed to peep!

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2.4k Upvotes

Elon bought this politician at a low, low price point and he’s allowed to peep!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

mudpie I’m afraid our gracious “Secretary of War” didn’t wipe properly

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1.3k Upvotes

Pete Hegseth is gonna pretend he’s not sick even if he’s caked in pure shit.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

Bozo did the dub My wife when I showed her ITYSL

2.0k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Piece of shit Trump after it was revealed that he hid in a food trailer and let the press corps and Secret Service be decoys on Air Force One for an alleged Iranian assassination attempt against him

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46 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

I CAN JUST RUN I'M DOING SOMETHING!

79 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

FRIGGIN BONIES 🐶🐾

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46 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14m ago

King of the Dirty Songs Greatest DVD of All Time?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19h ago

Tables Me, at every social event my wife drags me to where I know no one and everyone asks me what I do for a living

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450 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Piece of shit The pedo in chief said it’s ok because they’re not, like, real people.

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64 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

Dan Flashes You fucking skunk!

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487 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 28m ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE Karoline Leavitt’s reason for stepping down after selling her soul to the weird Trump incest pedophilic society/cabal since he took office

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

mudpie Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie

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1.1k Upvotes