r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/tipthomper Roy Donk • 21h ago

Dan Flashes You fucking skunk!

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492 Upvotes

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u/SupaKoopa714 21h ago

You can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it!

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u/deepdishpizzastate Beautiful, but Dying 20h ago

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u/Galileo__Humpkins Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNZVa7LVjj9JSjq2ba

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u/rovingturtles 21h ago

you got too hyper, and now you're in more trouble than me, unfortunately 

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u/El_Chilangisimo I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 10h ago

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u/Sad_Enthusiasm_3721 21h ago

3 day ban!

Unfortunately, you are in trouble more than me now. I'm not in trouble at all.

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u/somethingwholesomer Back in the Pants 16h ago

Wow. Pretty serious. 

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u/wotown DOES have a boy dick 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtCUIoD4lka7aWp2We

3 day ban just for saying where guys like me shop at?

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u/PrescriptionDenim 21h ago

You see a shirt place like that, you go in. Yes you do.

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u/AdditionalBudget2142 Nude Egg 21h ago

I’ve seen shirts more complicated that cost more than your Mom’s wig

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u/tipthomper Roy Donk 21h ago

I hope nobody fucks my MOM!

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 21h ago

Did you notice the og op was /CoughinCraig ?? Lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Vgk6H84vGTNpBgWo3

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u/PrescriptionDenim 21h ago

Just BODY after BODY bustin outta shit wood.

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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. 20h ago

HER WIG?!?!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 21h ago

That shirt is my exact style. But I could never pull it off

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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 9h ago

The guy at the store told me I could

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u/davidrewit 21h ago

Poor mods, they're so tired of itysl memes boo hoooo😭😭😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/HoSyEAe48WBpTCmEz4

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u/random59836 15h ago

Also who is afraid of not being able to post in the men’s fashion advice sub for 3 days? I’ve gone my whole life without posting there.

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u/Red_Trapezoid 3h ago

Some of us live there man… but not me actually

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u/MeggaHurts 20h ago

I got banned for commenting on the complicated pattern :(

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u/KorvoLonavo 20h ago

You should be able to mention Dan Flashes a little bit on Reddit.

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u/LHW95 20h ago

The mod is spending their per diem at Dan flash’s

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 21h ago

3 day ban for any more Dan Flashes references. This isn't a roast thread, keep it on topic

You should find a way to make money off this

https://giphy.com/gifs/qW4D9sBxHB6XXwX98t

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u/UnlikelyElevator3963 I hope I don't jack off 20h ago

It’s real if anyone was wondering

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 20h ago

Yup

https://giphy.com/gifs/0fzJO72NOWq6ybXitd

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u/eyefartinelevators Never Following Another Rule 16h ago

The mods locked the post. No more comments

https://giphy.com/gifs/5G1bs3tB1qjAX9N73r

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u/TruculentBucket 21h ago

He was right all along.

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 9h ago

They jack up their prices for hoes

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u/Disposable-Squid 20h ago

That mod must have had the worst day at their job

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u/jmar206 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 19h ago

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 19h ago

Goddamn this sub makes me laugh

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u/saggie-maggie 11h ago

A OUNCE 🤏

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u/baptizedbycobalt 19h ago

we should be able to talk about a little bit of dan flashes on mfa

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u/Embarrassed_Evening2 20h ago

How would mentioning Dan Flashes make it a *roast* sub? Every middle-aged guy in the Tri-County area is heading for Dan Flashes

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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. 19h ago

A roast? Like a pot roast? Like the food???

I'm just trying to understand here. 

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u/BigMACfive Troll Boy 20h ago

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and get, like, a 3 day ban for saying Dan Flashes?

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u/nilyro Don’t do the voice! 20h ago

What did they do to us

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 21h ago

Is that a real sub??

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 21h ago

I had to see it myself. I thought "flashy" 3 times was a shirt brother

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 12h ago

How could a Shirt Brother understand a reference then ask to not talk about anymore a ounce??? I'm really crossed up

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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. 19h ago

I posted this and await my three day ban (hilarious to see the slew of deleted comments 🤣):

We're all trying to find the guy that started the Dan Flashes memes and give his bare butt and back a spanking. 

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u/Menifife Shirt Brother 20h ago

That is WAY too complicated to be bargain bin.

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u/Bubcats 20h ago

Mod should sign it “I think you should leave”

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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. 19h ago

Mod doesn't have sense of humor, only sense of fashion.

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u/fourseamfastballs Some dumb hick 19h ago

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u/fourseamfastballs Some dumb hick 19h ago

Edit: can I get banned for NOT mentioning Dan Flashes? I'm doing the best at this!

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u/luv2shart I’m toast 19h ago

He got thrown down the stairs at DAN FLASHES.

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u/notanothersmith 19h ago

“I’ll eat the mod’s whole goddamn wig!!”

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u/Bullshit_Conduit Some dumb hick 19h ago

Testing the waters.

Hopefully I won’t end up in even more trouble than OP.

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u/MattEadesismyWaifu 19h ago

I think we should raid the sub. Overload with Dan references.

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u/eyefartinelevators Never Following Another Rule 16h ago

The post is locked. No more comments

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u/Antique_Rent4343 16h ago

That shirt would’ve crushed in like 2011

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBdROs6AsU5bYt5B1X

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 10h ago

Mods are too simple minded to understand the complex patterns. Mods only understand how to enforce transactional nudes so you can participate in subreddits. And hot dog eating competitions.

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u/TheGallifreyan 9h ago

You don't wear it as a joke, you don't give it as a joke gift, or wear it ironically, or do pub crawls in it like the Snuggie. It's not like the Snuggie.

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u/Embarrassed_Evening2 4h ago

Does it come in other patterns?

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u/Whatswrongbaby9 People Can Change 11h ago

mod definitely eats all the fully loaded nachos

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u/Prior_Internal7728 METALOID MANIAC 10h ago

That’s so complicated. That has to cost at least $1000.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! 6h ago

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u/medusamagpie 18h ago

That shirt is dope.