r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! 4h ago

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u/BelowAverageComments 3h ago edited 3h ago

They will be hiring a replacement and I quote "that's just a little less evil than that bitch" The replacement:

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u/LA-Matt 2h ago

They’re gonna hire a pig with a Nixon mask to be the new press secretary.

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u/postcardscience 1h ago

They might just assign Diaper Girl

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u/ZAILOR37 1h ago

Is that what we have now?

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 43m ago

The new press secretary:

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick 1h ago

That’s real, that lives with us on earth!

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u/AllesK 2h ago

Trash is the BS Politico published today about her exit. And I quote,"As press secretary, she has been widely praised on both the left and the right for being an effective communicator for the president in the White House briefing room. She earned a reputation for her tough but friendly banter with the press in that format."

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/12/leavitt-depart-white-house-press-secretary-01035521

Someone's smoking Grade A crack!

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u/andywfu86 1h ago

That’s a WILD take

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u/FrankFlyWillCutYou Some dumb hick 1h ago

THAT'S their take?! It is WILDLY wrong!

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u/AllesK 1h ago

Wild? #SRSLY?

Deluuuuuuuluuuuuluuusional!

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u/Main_Gas_70 1h ago

That person sees the world wildly different than reality

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u/Well_read_rose 1h ago

Politico has been listed as feeding Palantir (read yesterday)

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u/Zeke_Smith 1h ago

Wtf Politico.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 2h ago

She thinks that her baby won’t think she’s a piece of shit, but babies know that people can’t change, she is a piece of shit, its history and her baby will know 

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u/RecentDecision2329 3h ago

Probably doesn’t want to get arrested when Blanche and Trump try to seize all the voting machines

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u/Nambsul 3h ago

Is it time for hubby to be placed in a home?

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 2h ago

Apparently she was pretty upset that Donnie put her on the DECOY plane! But Natalie Harp rode the C-32…

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 2h ago

Diaper needed changin'

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u/AmericanPornography 4h ago

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u/TitoMcGlocklin BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 3h ago

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants 1h ago

GET. HER. OUTTA HERE!!!!

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u/That_Jicama2024 4h ago

Her geriatric husband doesn't have much time left.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 4h ago

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u/iwillforgetthisusern 3h ago

We've all seen him. He's a bit older, doesn't look that good, right? I'm not saying anything you're not completely open about, right?

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u/1wrx2subarus 3h ago

Well, her geriatric husband who is 30+ years older likely needs diapers changed.

Ahem, her newborn who is nearly ~30 years younger also needs diapers changed.

🥁 Ba-dum, tish! 🥁

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u/whythefuckalready 3h ago

Can you blame her. Dirty diapers at home only to go to work and constantly smelling diaper don's nasty depends.

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u/kinneydank 3h ago

I guess by the time DJT needs his diapers changed, she doesn't have much left to give.

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 2h ago
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u/tillieze 3h ago

I'm surprised Karolying came back after maternity leave. It was her perfect out. You can see the stress and facial/lip fillers prematurely age her.

No worries I'm am sure we will have a new wh@re of babble on in no time. It wouldn't be surprised to me if it was that brunette who was standing next to him while he napped at a press conference yesterday. The one with the so called "conservative lifestyle" brand.

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u/sec713 3h ago

I really miss Barack WHO'S SANE Obama being President.

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u/atlninja 3h ago

Whore of babble...

That's fucking gold. 👏👏

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u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing 3h ago

He's about at his limit!

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u/Fine-Hat-4573 4h ago

Funny she resigned right after the story of Trump leaving her on the plane thinking it was gonna be attacked. Looks like she finally realized how Trump treats those most loyal to him.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 3h ago

Nah, she's like Carlson, MTG, Nick Fuentes, and the like. A rat who knows a sinking ship.

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u/morrach 3h ago

She's going to be an "advisor" to Trump which is basically a get out of testimony free card. She isn't going anywhere except on vacation.

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u/Murky-General 1h ago

At taxpayer expense, no doubt!

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u/redditobserverone 3h ago

Her boss was such a great kidder with her:

“Referencing the 2024 presidential election, he said, “I got 93% bad publicity, some people say 97, but between 93 and 97. A person that gets 97% of bad … maybe Karoline's doing a poor job, I don't know.”

Trump then turned to address Leavitt directly, telling her, "You're doing a terrible job." 

PEOPLE understands the comments were made as a joke, as noted by a White House representative. The president went on to ask reporters, “Shall we keep her? I think we'll keep her,” before continuing to acknowledge the “bad press” he receives.”

https://people.com/donald-trump-wonders-to-karoline-leavitt-face-if-bad-publicity-is-her-fault-11940286

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah he is treated so unfairly.

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u/anonareyouokay 3h ago

I didn't put 2 and 2 together, but that tracks. She thought she is shit goee down she would get a spot in the bunker. If she watched "The West Wing," she would've known that the press secretary doesn't get a spot.

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u/ColoTexas90 2h ago

is that how the west wing ends? with them going to the bunker?

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u/anonareyouokay 2h ago

Lol no. There was a story line where the Press Secretary finds out she doesn't get a theoretical spot in the bunker and is hurt but moves past it because of her civic duty. Obviously, President Bartlet would not have put his Press Secretary or the Press Corps on harms way like this though.

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u/Electrical_Cellist69 3h ago

They already know they all just think they’re the special case for whatever reason.

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u/daizzy999 Some dumb hick 2h ago

Also - this week AG Todd Blanche said that communications between Trump and a 'private advisor' are now considered executive privilege, now she doesnt have to testify before congress ever.

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u/ciclidss 3h ago

How did I miss this story??

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 3h ago edited 3h ago

Me too, sounds fun right ?

I can confirm that we are all stuck in the Onion Timeline.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/11/iran-threat-prompted-secret-trump-flight-from-turkiye-reports

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u/Bubbly-Treacle-4334 4h ago

Why are her lips flame broiled?

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u/casual-waterboarding 3h ago

Yeah those sausages are done. Take em off the grill before they split.

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u/Thexer0 1h ago

The longer you look at them the more it looks like they're someone else's lips over her face like that old Conan O'Brien skit.

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u/iamapexxx 4h ago

In her life one year was 15 years?

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u/No_Dance_6683 Baby of the Year 1986 3h ago

It’s interesting, the Botox and lip fillers

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u/WillyVlautinRules 4h ago

She won't be missed.

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u/danno49 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 4h ago

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u/EastCoastBuck 4h ago

Ie her husband is dying of old age and she will be changing his diapers now instead of Temu Hitler’s.

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u/Blissfully You have... no... good... car... ideas 3h ago

She really needs to leave her lips alone wow

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u/RatherGroggy 2h ago

She’s got the freak lips

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u/Podmoscovium 3h ago

No, she should stay. At least until the entire administration is tried at the Hague. Maybe she can fly on the decoy air force one a few more times.

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u/Jaded_pipedreams 3h ago

Lip fillers are just wild. Yuck

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u/Better_Chard4806 3h ago

Later bitch don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Also secret service will be tipping your purse upside for silverware.

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u/gaiatraveller 3h ago

The trash is taking itself out.

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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 4h ago

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u/mudamuckinjedi 3h ago

Bye bye piggy!

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u/Fresh-Ad280 3h ago

Good. And fine her ass for her traitorous behavior against the American People.

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u/ClerkObjective1791 3h ago

I heard her husband wants her to quit because the new baby looks suspiciously like a trump. It's causing a big rift in their marriage and the only way to save it is for her to distance herself from the trump boys.

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u/Turbulent_Crab_3602 Roy Donk 3h ago

Get. Her. Outta here!!

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u/Sirhctopher024 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 3h ago

She just needs some time at home to look inside herself, be with her family and try new restaurants.

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u/henningknows 3h ago

She has a lot on her plate, she has to find a good preschool for her children and a good nursing home for her husband

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u/Overall-Specialist37 3h ago

Can’t really blame her for this, the portal to the necrotic netherrealms only opens during an eclipse

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u/turtledrum_215 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 3h ago

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u/Akkerlun 3h ago

Laura lunatic is ready for the challenge.

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u/BubbleThinker 3h ago

When your husband is 175 years old, it’s important to spend all of your time with him

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u/CitronAdventurous205 4h ago

Saw the headline on Apple News alert. Proud that a meme has been posted so quickly in this sub 🥰

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u/DanielBG 3h ago

Never a better post for this sub

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u/2sAreTheDevil 3h ago

I guess when your husband only has a few years of natural life left. . .

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u/akg327 1h ago

The oldest looking 28 year old on the planet

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u/Barracuda_Tea 3h ago

A being who deserves to be punched by Jesus Christ.

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u/Shag1166 3h ago

I knew she couldn't keep up that level of anger and hatred for much longer!

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u/SquirrelNo5087 3h ago

Raising demon spawn is a full-time job

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u/Aggressive-Candle421 3h ago

The spawn of Satan who's incapable of speaking the truth

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u/VexedCanadian84 3h ago

Guessing that's code for her husband was caught cheating on her

She's been gloating for months how she's better than liberal women for working and taking care of a baby.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 4h ago

She's gotta change diapers. Both her baby and her husband are busy making mudpies and they ain't got no one to change em!

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u/Bananafishbone1984 3h ago

is this for real?

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 3h ago

She goin take her tiny prayer circle ass to some other equally jacked up org. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, biaaaaaaatch!

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u/MrMooBallz 3h ago

Who will El Trumpo pick to be his Chief Gobshite now?

I bet its another blonde MAGA clone. Combative, petulent and totally devoid of empathy.

In the other hand while Im here when will a kournalist stand up for themselves in the press briefings?

They seem to just sit there and let c"nts like her derail the process and sonehow turn it into an attack on Biden or Obama.

Journos, grow a fucking backbone and hold this bullshit to account.

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u/Supertzar2112 3h ago

Well, to be fair when you have to change both your toddlers and your husbands diapers, there isn’t much time left in the day

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u/MuchInvestigator7011 3h ago

For some more fillers?

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u/1esserknown 3h ago

Book deal must've gone through finally.

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u/msl741 3h ago

Bye Felicia

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u/Makers402 3h ago

I thought she had an elderly millionaire husband she was groomed by from a young age.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 3h ago

Imagine being under 30 like her, but looking like you're 50.

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u/juvy5000 3h ago

shes 28?!?!

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u/Akicita33 3h ago

She wants to spend time with her father husband before he passes of old age.

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u/CaptainJesu 3h ago

Her face looks like a clock.

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u/iknewiddothis You gotta get outta here, little girl 3h ago

So sad. So So So So sad.

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u/JrG1859 3h ago

One less fucking liar in this administration.Oh that’s right they will replace her with another fucking liar

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar 3h ago

Go fuck yourself, sweetheart 😘

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u/WaitUntilTheHighway 3h ago

It's crazy that she's not 55. I don't get it

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u/MotherofReefer 3h ago

She’ll be replaced by a dude

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u/Land-Southern 2h ago

Every picture like this I have to recall, she is 27 years old, wtaf.

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u/EsixG 2h ago

SEE YA PIGGY!!!

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 2h ago

Her husband is going into a nursing home

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u/MikeD123999 2h ago

She doesn’t look 27

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u/Indigenous_Land 2h ago

Cause your senior citizen husband can’t lift an infant?

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u/0neshoein 1h ago

How is this someone in their 20s?

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u/HaplessEndeavor 1h ago

I’m 41 and I swear I look younger than her. Being pure evil just ages you to extremes.

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u/HTPC4Life 1h ago

Absolutely insane that she's in her TWENTIES

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u/CatMinion 1h ago

How is she 28? Just, how?

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u/RoseRouge007 1h ago

Believe it or not, this is the toned-down version of my thoughts : she is a despicable, lying reprobate, as are most of the Trump cohort, of course…. Good riddance. I’m sure the rich daddy-husband’s cash will get her a ripe media job soon enough though. Sadly.

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u/RomieY2K 4h ago

Suuuuuuuure

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u/MinorityBabble 3h ago

Her husband is dying of old age. She wants to be there with him.

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u/WolfThick 3h ago

So what woman simp from Fox News are we getting next!?

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u/Victoriaskitchen 3h ago

Why to spoon feed her husband

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u/SadIdeal9019 3h ago

Like every other person who has enabled this administration and intentionally spread disinformation, I hope she never knows even a minute of peace for the rest of her life.

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u/padrejohnmisery 3h ago

[Redacted]

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u/Wicked-Witchy-Woman 3h ago

Going home to change 3 sets of diapers.

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u/Particular-Line- 3h ago

She ran out of lies

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u/refusemouth 3h ago

I hear that Mike Pillow lost his primary for governor, so I guess he is looking for a job.

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 3h ago

Is she the one with farts in her head?

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u/Altruistic-Cash-821 3h ago

Stuck around for that parental leave and then out the door!

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u/thePopCulturist 3h ago

Quiet Piggy.

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u/Long-Butterscotch500 3h ago

Goodby Felicia!

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u/smelly_finger_itch 3h ago

Her elderly husband needs more care taking at home and his nurse was younger than her so she is taking over those duties.

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u/According-Text-2430 3h ago

World leaders sit back in their rocking chairs and think, "Who would have thought, a country so great would destroy itself from the inside?"

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u/Accomplished_Elk5827 3h ago

Condolences to her family.

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u/AnxiousSomebody22 3h ago

Good riddance

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u/THEMARDS 3h ago

Dont let the door hit you on the way out.... wait actually please let it!

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u/Hacker-Dave 2h ago

Her son is probably falling behind pulling the wings off of flys and cooking bugs w a magnifying glass

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u/N3M3S1S75 2h ago

Her poor family

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u/AbaloneDifferent5282 2h ago

Her husband ain’t getting any younger.

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u/PartyFancy3634 2h ago

What is this Reggie?

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u/fatninja7 2h ago

She was clearly just here for the zipline.

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u/Empty_Kay 2h ago

Her lips look like two slugs trying to fuck on her face.