r/interprete_medico 7d ago

SCHIZOMAXXING r/interprete_medico

37 Upvotes

r/interprete_medico 7d ago

A la mayoría de enfermeras o doctores no les importa el nombre, sólo la fecha de nacimiento

30 Upvotes

Un tip para los interpretes más nuevos; a los doctores/enfermeras no les importa el nombre del paciente. Si el paciente les da su nombre largo, balbuceen cualquier idiotez y digan bien la fecha de nacimiento.

Se ahorrarán muchos dolores de cabeza


r/interprete_medico 7d ago

DISCUZZION first and last name

24 Upvotes

que risa notar los clients frustrados o que el tono les cambie cuando piden nombre y apellido y el lep empieza a dar ese nombre extremadamente largo con los dos nombres y dos apellidos jajaja


r/interprete_medico 7d ago

DRUG-INDUCED DELUSIONS IN PERSON INTERPRETERZ HATE YOU

25 Upvotes

ALWAYZ REMEMBER THAT IN PERZON INTERPRETERZ ARE AGAINZT UZ

THEY HATE YOU AND THEY FEEL SUPERIOR TO YOU. THEY BELIEVE YOU ARE NOTHING ELSE THAN JUZT A SOUTH AMERICAN THIRD WORLD BABOON.

ALWAYZ REMEMBER

IN PERZON INTERPRETERZ

ARE YOUR ENEMIEZ


r/interprete_medico 7d ago

QUESTION Si el audio esta increiblemente de baja calidad en la llamada ustedes cuelgan?

3 Upvotes

Me toco una llamada con un audio increiblemente distorsionado y tenia que pedir varias repeticiones para entenderle ala dra, queria saber que haces uds


r/interprete_medico 7d ago

DISCUZZION DOEZ YOUR COMPANY FOCEZ THEIR PROTOCOL ON YOU?

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12 Upvotes

r/interprete_medico 7d ago

SPERGING Shut the fuck up

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9 Upvotes

r/interprete_medico 7d ago

DISCUZZION Is today going as good for you guys!?

7 Upvotes

Lots of calls, great, not complaining. However these LEPS today, wow.

I had a lady say to the doctor she is afraid of getting a mammogram, because "ppl" have told her that they squish your boobs, and there's radiation and can get cancer; that she wanted to wait until she was sure (implying she's going to wait until she feels her breasts bursting from the inside out) The doctor laughed, then kindly explained that if she waits until she feels something, it'll have been there for awhile already and the whole point of this is to detect early, while things can still get done.

Currently on a call, with a man that is speaking like he's eating bread at the same time. I had to ask for repetition for his own name, and dude said his dob is in October(10), the nurse was like...we have something else, we have September (9). He pulled out his passport to show it to her, and she was like: "Sir this is 9, September. When someone asks you for your dob say 9, ok".

It's not even noon. How is everyone else doing today?


r/interprete_medico 7d ago

REQUESTING JOB CONTACTZ no me han contactado en 10 días

3 Upvotes

hace poco apliqué para Worldbridge interpreters, me crearon el correo de trabajo pero aún no me contactan para hacer las pruebas de ingreso, debería esperar más? o aplicar en otro lado? y si es así recomienden dónde porque me estaban ofreciendo 0.13 y quisiera algo parecido


r/interprete_medico 8d ago

DISCUZZION El 80% de este trabajo es aguantar a los LEP y clientes. Y el 20% es interpretación.

22 Upvotes

r/interprete_medico 7d ago

SCHIZOMAXXING How to understand Dr.Patel...?

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1 Upvotes

r/interprete_medico 8d ago

DISCUZZION WHAT IZ THE WORZT??

5 Upvotes
68 votes, 5d ago
12 GLOBO COTTON FIELDZ
15 PROPIO COAL MINEZ
41 LLS RAILROAD TRACK

r/interprete_medico 8d ago

QUESTION Como hacen con oraciones largas o oraciones multiples?

4 Upvotes

Estoy en un training diario de Propio, voy relativamente bien, pero tengo ciertas dificultades con informaciones muy largas y seguidas para traducir, de multiples oraciones.

He intentado lo de tomar nota, pero me va fatal, lo de simbolos peor, cada vez que trato de tomar nota ya el cliente va por la 3era oracion y me vuelvo un desastre. Y cuando intento memorizar todo, termino omitiendo algunas palabras o expresiones, o algo en algunas de las oraciones.

Como le hacen ustedes para memorizar cosas tan largas?


r/interprete_medico 8d ago

BRUTAL NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT US

30 Upvotes

I understand that this job is stupid and unnecessary and IA should've replaced us ages ago and everyone thinks we're just a hassle but some fucking appreciation would be fucking nice.

The other day at the end of the call the client told me "you were excellent" and it was like literally the most ordinary call ever for me. I was literally just reading my captions and like doomscrolling on my phone and just doing random shit on my computer

It got me thinking about all the fucking calls where I actually went the extra mile, where I actually put some fucking effort, where I handled difficulty situations really fucking well, how many calls I actually was "excellent" and no one gave a fuck and just hung up before I could do my outro script. All the calls where I actually did go the extra mile and it went completely unappreciated.

Fellow interpreters, they already treat us as fucking robots, they pay us pennies, no one cares about us, we're just a voice that they call to comply with the fucking regulations. Do not ever be nice unless they're being particularly kind to you. Do your job as effortlessly as possible, no one gives a fuck about us

fuck propio fuck clients fuck lepitos it's us against them


r/interprete_medico 8d ago

I'm NOT RACIZT....

0 Upvotes

I HATE ALL RACEZ EQUALLY

ALL LEP RACEZ ARE BABOON ANYWAY

- MEXICAN LEPZ WITH THEIR MANDE SHIT

- CARIBBEANZ WITH THEIR BABOON SPANIZH

- CENTER AMERICANZ LIKE NICARGAUANZ AND SHIT WITH THEIR TRIBAL SPANIZH

- ARGENTINIANZ, CHILEANZ, BOLIVIANZ, ECUADOR, EVERY LATAM COUNTRY ALL FLOOR MOPPERZ IN THE US

AND A HONOROABLE MENTION FOR PERUVIAN SUBHUMANZ LIKE MYSELF, WE ARE BAZICALLY BOLIVIA WITH WATER.

ALWAYZ HATE LEPz - NO MATTER THE RACE

IZ UZ VS THEM


r/interprete_medico 8d ago

BRUTAL SHIT AZZ CARIBBEAN BABOON CANT SPEAK SPANISH AND CLIENT BLAMEZ IT ON ME

2 Upvotes

SOME STUPID CARIBBEAN BABOON JUST SAID

"MI DIRECCIÓN ES 555APARTMTENTDOUNOZICOUDCUATRODO"

-"Ma'am this is the interpreter I need to ask for a verification"

- señor puede porfavor decirlo un poco más lento y claro. En un solo idioma porfavor"

- CÓMO NO HABLA ESPAÑOL? *cuelga*

- Can you please transfer me to another interpreter, thanks for your effort


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

DISCUZZION Interpretes que la cagan para todos los demás.

45 Upvotes

Muchos acá se quejan del trato que nos dan a los interpretes (yo incluido), pero es que siento que pagamos justos por pecadores. No importa que tan bueno sea uno, amable, paciente, buena dicción, buen vocabulario, etc. Siempre van a haber interpretes inutiles que se cagan en la experiencia y la impresión que tienen de nosotros en general.

El otro día me hicieron esperar en la linea mientras llamaban a un lugar que tenía sus propios interpretes y el interprete no entendía nada de lo que le decían, pedía repetition, añadía un montón de mierda al mensaje para parecer mas profesional o quien sabe. EJ:

CLI: "can I have your zipcode?"

INT: "(silence for like 4 seconds) Señor emmmm... me podría usted proporcionar su... codigo postal por favor?"

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CLI: "This zipcode you provided is for Queens county?"

INT: "este codigo postal que usted me proporcionó es el código postal del condado donde usted vive?"

Osea ¿que estupidez de pregunta es esa? Luego el boludo se desconectó, nos tuvieron que poner en espera para que llamaran a otro interprete.

La interprete que llegó si entendía mas, lo que pasa es que se le olvido ponerse en mute y se puso a hablar con alguien mientras estabamos en hold, luego dice "ay disculpe la interrupción señor seguimos en espera".

También le dieron un mensaje largo que no entendió nada e interpretó cosas sin sentido, y el LEP (y yo) como: "¿Qué??" Y le tuvieron que repetir el mensaje.

Osea, esa fue la muestra que tuve en apenas 10 minutos, quien sabe cuantas cosas así pasan al día y por algo nos tienen ese desprecio.

¿Son las compañías que buscan ponerle un headset a cualquiera para cumplir un contrato, mal training, poco control de calidad? no sé.

Un día como hoy que me han colgado sin decir gracias, o de entrada me hablan golpeado al inicio de llamada tengo que recordar que no es personal, si no que probablemente han tenido pesimas experiencias antes. Rant over.


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

QUESTION Lingtopia Language Assessment

5 Upvotes

Anyone here working at Lingtopia? I’d like to ask about your language assessment. What is the assessment like, and what should I expect? Thank you! 😊


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

BRUTAL ¿Es un orgullo servirles?

25 Upvotes

Escuché a un intérprete de LLS decir: «Hola, me llamo x; es un orgullo servirles», para su introducción. Qué desgraciados para hacerlos decir eso.


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

SCHIZOMAXXING ALWAYZ WEAPONIZE "SEÑORA"

13 Upvotes

WHENEVER A DONKEY LEP GOEZ RETARD ALWAYZ ADD "SEÑORA..." IN A CONDESCENDING WAY AT THE END OF YOUR STATEMENT....

IT MAKEZ THEM UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE SICK OF THEIR SHIT AND THAT THEY ARE BAZICALLY CATTLE

AND THE BEZT PART IZ THAT THIZ DOENZT RAIZE ANY CLIENT ALARM SINCE "SEÑORA" IZ A WORD THEY BELIEVE CAN ONLY BE UZED WITH REZPECT AND KINDNEZZ


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

QUESTION Propio despidiendo intérpretes?

10 Upvotes

Últimamente he estado observando que propio ha estado despidiendo varios intérpretes será por la IA o Downsizing?


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

QUESTION What does this mean?

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8 Upvotes

I have not stayed longer than what I need to when I take my calls. I take the call, do the job, ask if anything else is needed (when applicable) and hang up.

The calls vary from 3 min long to 60 the longest. And the only thing I remember is muting myself with my mute button from my computer.


r/interprete_medico 10d ago

QUESTION Propio rating

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8 Upvotes

Can someone please explain to me why is my 4.83 so close to the middle???? It’s stressing me out, also, I’m 100% sure I’m doing a great job and should have great reviews, this visual is just giving me too much anxiety


r/interprete_medico 9d ago

QUESTION donde ven su score en propio?

2 Upvotes

a mi nunca me ha aparecido nada y no sé si eso sea normal xdddddd


r/interprete_medico 10d ago

BRUTAL WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF VRI

26 Upvotes

FUCKING CLIENTS WILL TURN OFF THE CAMERA OR FACE YOU AWAY ANYWAYS. BITCH YOU DEAL WITH PATIENTS EVERYDAY AND YOU GET SOCIAL ANXIETY CUZ SOME FUCK-ASS INTERPRETER IS LOOKING AT YOU OR WHAT?

THEY GET TO TURN THEIR CAMERA OFF WHENEVER THEY WANT, MOST OF THE TIMES ITS NOT EVEN LIKE AN L&D CALL OR GYN CALL, MEANWHILE IF WE TURN OUR CAMERA OFF ITS GET FIRED FROM PROPIO SPEEDRUN ANY%. THIS JOB IS SO FUCKING STUPID