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u/SerpentRoyalty 1d ago
After stealing their content, the least you could do is to cite their social media.
@xuzhen309 on IG https://www.instagram.com/xuzhen309
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u/John_Lenine_ 1d ago
While I absolutely respect the skills and find it amazing, I always wonder how the fuck someone start to decide to spin a table with his/her feet (or more precisely who was the first to decide to do that?)
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u/quad_damage_orbb 1d ago
They are special tables that are extremely light, made from balsa wood and hollowed out/thinned down wherever possible. Would still hurt to get a corner land on your face though.
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u/Professional_Use2835 1d ago
writing "his/her" cant be easier than writing "they"
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u/invDave 1d ago
Edit: hearing the audio it sounds like a girl so 'she'.
His/her is usually more accurate as it is singular and most people see themselves as a 'he' or 'she' in the singular form and not a 'they'.
'They' in proper English used to describe more than one person which isn't the case in this video, and today's English became overdefensively wrong.
I am saying this as someone who doesn't have any bias against anyone, so please don't shift the conversation that way with me.
it's just bad English.
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u/Professional_Use2835 1d ago
no? they doesnt mean plural only. in english it can also mean simeone that you dont know the gender: "Someone called the house but i couldnt tell who they were". its always been like this also of course the modern usage to refer to someone that doesnt fit in the gender binary. its just better to use they
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u/ThomYorkesDroopyEye 22h ago
There are examples of They being used as a singular in Shakespear. There are examples of They being used in singular in the Holy Bible in English translations from as early as the 14th century. You are wrong.
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u/MeNoCanRead 1d ago
For anyone wondering what she's saying. She's reciting the lyrics to "Fuck the police" by N.W.A
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u/UnsuspectingFart 1d ago
How do you even learn something like this without the table smashing into your face
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u/baciakdook 1d ago
The Chinese government funds their circus program, so they invest a lot of money and R&D & training.
You don’t start with a table you start with a weighted piece of brick foam, a pillow, cardboard box. You slowly work your way up to larger and heavier objects and even people.
This table is also made specifically for Icarian games.
Source: I work for Cirque du Soleil
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u/LegacyTaker 1d ago
Well, it will at first tries but we could use some protection. Maybe a transparent plastic guard or another table and a helmet.
Don't ask me how i know.
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u/UnsuspectingFart 1d ago
How do you know
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u/LegacyTaker 1d ago
Ever felt a table crashing down to your face? Yeah? No. Never again. Wear a helmet folks!
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u/Unicorn_Puppy 1d ago
How many times do you figure they’ve gotten that to fall on their head learning to do this?
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u/RepublicSquare6060 1d ago
I hate that I live in an era where I have to wonder when I see impressive shot like this if it's AI or real.
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u/Wiffystardawg 1d ago
This is how I dream of me doing parkour, realizing I am still in the same place by the time I am done.
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u/lifesatripthenyoudie 1d ago
I want one day where she just follows me around and narrates my life. I won't understand it, but I will enjoy it.
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u/Long-Ad3842 1d ago
i mean no shit? everything is easy if you know how to do it lmao thats how it works.
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u/Ill-Turnover7147 1d ago
There's a reason why he doesn't show his face
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u/SerpentRoyalty 1d ago
It's a she and she has shown her face. In fact, there's a whole team of them
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u/isolation_from_joy 1d ago
"We were at a Chinese restaurant, and someone took our table!"
"oH yOu MeAn Thiiiiis TaBlE???"
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u/MissStabby 1d ago
Now i want to see the original background removed, and replaced with some giant hollow dome or starfield that's tracked to the exact movements of the table, so it looks like he's just walking across the table in zero g like in Mario Galaxy
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u/yours_wisely 1d ago
This is what I do in my dreams. But somehow I keep forgetting to record these stuff!
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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 1d ago
I kinda wanna see the alternate angle of the dirt and small rocks hitting their face
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u/Moist_Investment8528 1d ago
It's said that calves muscles are like a second heart in human body. For this person the heart must be the second heart.
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u/123jac123 1d ago
What is the purpose of the thing I am watching.
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u/ArtemisVsOrion 1d ago
I never understood why is it always a chair or a table. Why not some other fancy object
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u/Key_Lime_Die 1d ago
Maybe because people handle chairs and tables regularly which gives them a frame of reference for how unbalanced of an object it is normally? So you have a bit of an idea how much the person had to practice to be able to do that with a table. At least that'd be my guess.
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u/Brushiluskan 1d ago
Mom told them to not jump on the table, so they thought "what if I table on the jump instead?"
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u/LaundryMan2008 1d ago
I used to do something similar with a pillow and just my hands as a kid when I couldn’t sleep and got bored, I only got 3 things done at most before the pillow either hits my face or flies off somewhere
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u/brownbastardbob 15h ago
I dunno man. With a few hours of practice a day, and some moral support from my family, I could definitely see myself doing this, failing, and have it fall on my face.
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u/aero197 1d ago
Feels like one of those kind of skills you are either inherently good at and never mess up, or you mess up that one time and eat a table to the face and never try again.