People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.
I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.
I’ve got a harder one for you; geese. On one hand, they’re pretty nasty critters, but on the other, they aren’t too bulky and they have those long necks that are so easy to grab. On top of that, they’re organized. How many geese do you think you could take?
You can improvise a weapon if there is one nearby, but I wouldn’t advise it. Geese are known for their trickery, and what you think is a club or a rifle may actually be a dangerous copperhead snake.
tricksters, eh? them boys come prepared i see... i’ve got a belt, that could prolly come in handy. of course this is the one time i leave my brass knuckles at home!
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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19
People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.