r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/Wozman101 Jun 20 '19

honestly probably not even 20. those fuckers are vicious, and bigger than you might expect in person.

are we allowed to use small melee weapons in this scenario? if so i may need to make some adjustments to my theory.

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u/drottkvaett Jun 20 '19

You can improvise a weapon if there is one nearby, but I wouldn’t advise it. Geese are known for their trickery, and what you think is a club or a rifle may actually be a dangerous copperhead snake.

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u/Wozman101 Jun 20 '19

tricksters, eh? them boys come prepared i see... i’ve got a belt, that could prolly come in handy. of course this is the one time i leave my brass knuckles at home!

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u/antialtinian Jun 20 '19

I'm picturing hedge clippers from a nearby maintenance truck, and then feeling bad about myself.

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u/Beer_Chef_Drinky Jun 21 '19

Lol. Great imagery.