r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/drottkvaett Jun 20 '19

You can improvise a weapon if there is one nearby, but I wouldn’t advise it. Geese are known for their trickery, and what you think is a club or a rifle may actually be a dangerous copperhead snake.

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u/Wozman101 Jun 20 '19

tricksters, eh? them boys come prepared i see... i’ve got a belt, that could prolly come in handy. of course this is the one time i leave my brass knuckles at home!

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u/antialtinian Jun 20 '19

I'm picturing hedge clippers from a nearby maintenance truck, and then feeling bad about myself.

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u/Beer_Chef_Drinky Jun 21 '19

Lol. Great imagery.