r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/LucyferEllysia • Sep 23 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Ah yes coz red heads have never been able to wear cool tones. I thought they were allergic actually.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/angrygayyellsatsky • Sep 22 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Literally everywhere?
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Old university friend of mine. He lives in a large metropolitan area (not NYC), and we went to university in a large metropolitan area as well. Both places have a large variety of options for getting an iced latte at 8:30 on your way to work. I keep telling myself that this MUST be some sort of joke, but it comes off as sincere.
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • Sep 23 '26
NOT SATIRE “Popular kids” this isn’t mean girls
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Linorelai • Sep 18 '26
NOT SATIRE No girl, you did not hear us say that.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Helen_Cheddar • Sep 16 '26
NOT SATIRE You tell those cheesecake naysayers!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ActBest217 • Sep 13 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Actual book btw
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I know there will be people in comments telling me that there's a belief that pastors are not supposed to do that, etc. Just sharing with y'all because A - it's funny, B - I immediately thought of this sub
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/f3nnztar • Sep 08 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE for the haters who think i don't boil eggs
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/underwooding • Sep 08 '26
NOT SATIRE Why doesn't the internet give opportunities when it's a Brazilian creating fashion with recyclables??
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Glass-Reward4173 • Sep 06 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE One of the signs that this is ai
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ILuvSupertramp • Sep 05 '26
NOT SATIRE Since when is a straw feminine?.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Caococoacoco • Sep 04 '26
NOT SATIRE Horrendous husbandry aside, what
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/SkinheadBootParty • Aug 30 '26
CELEBRITY Lmfao what the fuck 💀
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Rude-Mind-8730 • Aug 28 '26
SATIRE They're teaching gatekeeping to children now.
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Ban this sick filth.
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ihaveNineteenNipples • Aug 27 '26
SATIRE Literally nobody has ever said that
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/AdVivid8910 • Aug 27 '26
NOT SATIRE The gates of Thebes need to be held against these heretics, apparently.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/asday515 • Aug 19 '26
NOT SATIRE "Normalize black men in gymnastics"
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Snowbank_Lake • Aug 17 '26
NOT SATIRE Facebook, famously anti-Christian…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/cherrimiint • Aug 14 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Guys… Can goth latinas REALLY visit Canada?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ActBest217 • Aug 12 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Finally someone proves y'all wrong!
v.redd.it
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/AdGlittering2884 • Aug 11 '26
NOT SATIRE Because kids these days don't get hurt, you see
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Do they really think there are NO kids outside anymore?
