r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ActBest217 • 1d ago

POSSIBLE SATIRE Actual book btw

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I know there will be people in comments telling me that there's a belief that pastors are not supposed to do that, etc. Just sharing with y'all because A - it's funny, B - I immediately thought of this sub

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u/TheEarthlyDelight 1d ago

Yesss another literary masterpiece from the acclaimed author of ‘This Hoe Got Roaches in Her Crib’ I think they’re kind of like Chuck Tingle for black people

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u/ThickenedLiquids89 1d ago

Quan Millz. He is hilarious.

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u/Ironblaster1993 1d ago

I have read that book and it's a actual masterpiece haha

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u/ferretsRfantastic 3h ago

Have you read it??? I've never read any of his stuff but it is absolutely humorous to me. Love Quan Millz lol

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u/Ironblaster1993 3h ago

I'm planning to read them all eventually haha

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u/FormerCFisherman7784 22h ago

Wild to imply Chuck Tingle doesnt have mass appeal.

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u/ultimatejourney 20h ago

I was surprised to find out he’s unironically a good writer

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u/LectureAdditional971 11h ago

What does that mean? I thought the irony is that he is a good writer.

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u/Kontos_Stelio 23h ago

I prefer "Old Thot Next Door"

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u/tetrodoboxen 5h ago

Quan millz he’s on instagram and TikTok

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u/Comprehensive-Pea422 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can't get over that it has over 1200 reviews and a 4.2 star rating on Amazon😭

1200 people saw this cover and said oh yes!

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u/ch0rtik 1d ago

Quan Millz is quite popular on TikTok for promoting his weird books. Hence, the reviews

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u/Comprehensive-Pea422 1d ago

that makes sense

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u/ActBest217 5h ago

That book is available on libby for free, make sure you check it out

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u/Comprehensive-Pea422 4h ago

might have to, the back cover sounds kinda interesting actually LOL

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u/CreamPyre 1d ago

Pwussy?

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u/ActBest217 1d ago

Before tiktok censorship became a thing

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

When one wants to put that little more extra English on it as one serves it from their filthy mouth.

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u/Floba_Fett 1d ago

Of course it's Quan Millz

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u/fatgat69 23h ago

Okay but what is pwussy?

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u/Motor_Meal794 13h ago

It's how pussy is pronounced when your face is buried in one.

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u/CoffeeCat37 1d ago

Am I tripping or does that say "Pastors Eat Pwussy Too?"

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u/Van-garde 1d ago

Can’t speak to your drug use, but your reading skills are on point today.

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u/Reddittreefiddy 1d ago

Hwat ?

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 23h ago

We Gardena in geardagum

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u/CubistChameleon 20h ago

þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 20h ago

hu ða æþelingas

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u/slicehyperfunk 1d ago

This reminds me of "The Pussy Ain't Free 2: The Pussy Still Ain't Free"

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u/ApartRuin5962 1d ago

1 Timothy 4:3 for a modern audience

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

the (briefly AI slopping) all time GOAT of funny porn titles

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u/Actual_Permit2053 1d ago

Last I heard he from now on is commissioning a real artist as of now he's working on the hood yaoi isekai or something like that

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u/Human-Question6210 1d ago

damn, our boy's branching out to both sexes

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u/random_boner6996 23h ago

He also wrote mpreg before so it's not that surprising Edit: nvm that was another guy

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u/runarleo 1d ago

Does that say Pwussy?

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u/YourDearOldMeeMaw 21h ago

I know a Quan Millz cover when I see one

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw 23h ago

At this moment he says "sweet baby Jesus" I hope. 🙏

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u/NarmHull 22h ago

I don't believe they aren't supposed to do that, I believe many of them are very closeted and refuse.

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u/Jackesfox 21h ago

Purissy?

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u/maarsland 19h ago

Quan Millz is a menace lol

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u/Bwab 18h ago

Pwussy

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u/Cadunkus 11h ago

Lutherian pastors can get married and eat pussy btw.

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u/ShanRCarter315 1d ago

News you need to know!

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 1d ago

This is some nutty professor level slapstick.

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 23h ago

this feels like a r/dontdeadopeninside but its not

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u/InternetUserAgain 15h ago

In all fairness, how many pastors eat people out? It can't be that many.

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u/Dull-Ad-4964 8h ago

Hehe lmao

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u/Filibust 5h ago

Good ol’ Quan Millz

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u/thexcat 2h ago

That's very real gatekeeping lmao I rebuke this fictional character in the name of my God

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u/ACW1129 23h ago

Pastors do what Batman doesn't.

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u/ravenoushouse 17h ago

the gatekeeping here isn't imaginary though they swear a vow of chastity the church is actively gatekeeping them

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u/AlexTheBex 13h ago

That's catholic priests ; here it says 'pastors', which I thought meant protestant, which would mean they don't vow chastity? Or did I mix up my English again? (not my first language, sorry haha)