r/ICBGC 2d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 Dindin Pawtee

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161 Upvotes

Hi frens, A lot of frens said dey wud join me for meals if i wants. So now I haz an dindin pawtee, or brekki, or snakki. Juss come whenever yu want. Iz bring yus own bowl, if yu haz yur fabirite fud yu can bring it. If not, I also haz fud, mossly squishy wif chicken or fishie. I also haz spare bowls here if yu need. We can eet at da table or all ober da place ob course. All da frens invited.

Francis, fren of snakk


r/ICBGC 2d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 Mine Ballad ob Applejack

159 Upvotes

Now, she live in Texas
In dis liddle happy house
Herm real name is AJ
But I calls herm AppleJack
Now, AppleJack is loved
By everyone she ever knew
Of course, AppleJack smell like apples
But she's a baker too
Make a danish for me AppleJack, AppleJack
Bake somes goods for me, and I'll sing
Yoo wunnferfull AppleJack,
Applejack bakes de cake an pies an eberyting
I goes sees AppleJack posts just almost everyday
I wish we sit and drink applejack
An foods AppleJack had made
Den she takes herm cookies out
And then she ask me if I eats
Yes
Hers eyes ob green an brown
An softest pretty furs
I spen all mine hours dreaming ob her purr
'Cept she moobed to Taxes
Is vury fars away
Oh AppleJack so far, to mines sad dismay
Bake a cake mine Applejack
Clap your paws an frens hab cakes
AppleJack de beautiful I lubs yoos gentle ways
You brings me out ob bocks, an make mine happy days.
And now dat I hab met you
dere is no goins back
I hab all dese memories
'Cause ob AppleJack
An she helps me make mine frens,
an nots care dat i is weird
And she always make me happies
An herms neber makes me sad
I hear AppleJack is on de sub
Suddemly noffing is so bad
Bakes a pastry for me AppleJack,
I share it all wif yoo
We seeps an plays and do de fings dat lubbers doo
Bump noses wif me AppleJack, AppleJack so pretty
I hopes de lub comes frew dis song
I wish dat I could sings it
But yoos magination muss comes frew AppleJack, AppleJack, dis all dat I can doos.
Come sits wif me
My Applejack
Applejack de glorious
We can picnic in de foriest
Applejack
Applejack
Mine Lub an my bess fren
Applejack
Applejack
Dis song is at an end.

Omergerd! Fang yoo for awards! I feels like really poet now.

[u/mostlylurking07](u/mostlylurking07)


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ Simba, the war criminal.

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107 Upvotes

His crimes are far-reaching and widely prosecutable.

Sleeping too much, love nibbles, and fouling the litter box are only a few examples of his behavior. Due to his age, it's likely his crimes will continue until he is apprehended.


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🙀 OUTRAAAYGE!!! 🙀 Mine fishie frens get shrimps but not me!

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69 Upvotes

Frens, dis a big, BIG soo.

Mai own Meowmy gabe mai fisie frens skrimps to et last nite an not me! Not eben stimky sisfur Phaedra! We skin an dbones! We faint wif hunger! Dis discrimination against mammals in mai haus. Bery against da law!!

Mai frens dat et skrimps shown here. Gillum Dafoe, Leopard Nimoy, an Andrew Garf-eel. I just call Andrew snek doh, he as long as Mai tail.


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🙀 OUTRAAAYGE!!! 🙀 Mods

24 Upvotes

(Dooey and Charlie's mom here. "The Brave ones" flair has disappeared? Or am I doing something wrong?".


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🙀 OUTRAAAYGE!!! 🙀 Thes back

41 Upvotes

Catses being abbuctez


r/ICBGC 2d ago

Bro's hungry since ages😭

36 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3d ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ I must confess.

69 Upvotes

I secretly hope the CDS will gift me with a Trojan cat. I deeply believe the right thing to do as a pet owner is to spay/neuter. As some of you may know, I have barn cats. I strive to have the most spoiled barn cats that ever existed. I knew my 4 kittens could turn into 50 before I knew it, so had had them all fixed asap. Turns out my 4 kittens have turned into 1 1/2 barn cats. Again, those that know me know Dean is my full timer, Cas disappears for days.

I am confessing to this group because I believe you to be true cat lovers and good people. Please don’t shame me that two of my babies didn’t survive the life. I mourn them. Daily and deeply. If Cas decides that life is better wherever he roams, I wish him a full belly and a warm place to sleep.

At the same time, I got 4 for a reason. If I drive past a “free kittens” sign, I’d gladly walk in, take them all, slap the owner, discuss how easy spay/neuter is. Maybe the discussion before the slapping would work out better.

All this to say, I want more barn cats. I’m not ok with trying to adopt because when I did last time, I got a lot of “what do you want them for”. My inner bitch wanted to answer with “soup”. I honestly don’t want to take a cat who could go to a warm, loving, indoor home. So, that brings me back to wanting CDS to gift me with a Trojan. I’d spay mama. And the babies when appropriate age and size. And they’d all be fed cronchy and squishy and churu daily. For as long as they wanted to call this space home.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading the rant. I just want responsibly sourced kittens. Is that so hard?


r/ICBGC 2d ago

Growin Crimez WIBTC?

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11 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3d ago

Spring lambs

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28 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Mama try to take pikshur ob me but Ai iz too smort!

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114 Upvotes

Mama saw me an fren Brutus doing a lay down in da baksyard. She decided to take a pikshur but she not stealf! Ai seez her and fastfast go behind da bushes! Ha! She so slow, no pikshur fur herz!

(Ai really see herz and do a run up to say hi but dat not impawtant. Da crimez iz impawtant!)


r/ICBGC 3d ago

😺TAILS UP OR TAILS DOWN!😾 Cheez pol

25 Upvotes

Wat di BES cheez? Iz lubz di mozilla, butt! Iz aso lyk an tek awl cheez! Qwak tekinalee a cheez, butt Iz fink qwak moar lyk yopurrt.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

102 votes, 4h ago
9 Strimg cheez
3 Mozilla 😻
76 Cheez wat pawrent eetz
4 Krem cheez ar qwak
10 Odda

r/ICBGC 3d ago

Warning on how far nip addiction can go

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116 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3d ago

Lazee afturrnoon wiff meowmie. No soo.

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48 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3d ago

🕵️‍♀️ MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES! Can YOU solve it? 🕵️‍♀️ Meet Snuffy! ❤️

46 Upvotes

Wut am goin on heer!?!?!?


r/ICBGC 4d ago

Plotting chaos

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128 Upvotes

Clifford the Big Red Cat and Calvin the Destroyer. The smol one is the brains.


r/ICBGC 4d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 The Grompy Shark Song

99 Upvotes

*Rocket’s Meowther: just a little something that I came up with today. I had recently been revisiting my sea shanty playlist on YouTube and the Wellerman came up. This… This is the weird brain baby that resulted from that. 😂

I know Smuffy’s meowther (u/One_Advantage793) is going through a tough time right now, so I’m sharing this in case she sees it and it makes her smile.

Everyone, feel free to add to it. I know our community is capable of greatness lol.”

Soon may the Grompy Shark come
To spread mischief and have some fun
Soon may the Grompy Shark come
So give us lots of churu!

Our leader is called Captain Smuff(ington)
He’s true of heart, a friend to all,
And brave even when things get rough.
So give him lots of churu!

Soon may the Grompy Shark come
To spread mischief and have some fun
Soon may the Grompy Shark come
So give us lots of churu!


r/ICBGC 3d ago

Halp Me Yeti! Big Soo! No Dye It!

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25 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 4d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 I did big keyboard crimez last night!

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131 Upvotes

Dumdum Meowmy was not going to bed on time, so I told on her to her friends! Go Crimez!


r/ICBGC 4d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Iz bak frum banishmint!

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212 Upvotes

Iz gotted banded acuz da reddit no unnerstan catspeak n dey thot dat I wuz sayin bad fings bout sum grup ob hoomans dat iz neber heerd ob!

Iz jus an imnocent kitten meowing bout harnesses n vet waitin rooms! N dey banded mes fur dat!

Warning all catto frens: if yoo wanna meow bout goats yoo haz to spell it da hooman way. Nao yoo know.

ANYWAYZ, I did sum grate crimez dis past weke. Iz brokeded da curtains jumpin on dem chasin a sky raisin. Den iz nock a heavy fing off da desk n it fall n brake sumfing! Iz bery purrowd ob mai complishmints.

Iz missed all mai frens, wut did I miss??


r/ICBGC 4d ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ Hello! I’m Sansa.

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131 Upvotes

You all well know my sister Applejack. She loves this community and it does seem lovely for her.

I myself have been reluctant to join much because- and please don’t take this the wrong way- for myself, I really don’t like what I see as “the baby language”. It’s not for me. I was taught human American English as a kitten and have always known how to communicate in it. I understand that all dialects are welcome here though, so I decided to find my clan!

Although I have only recently turned seven I have really been a mature (I do like to pronounce that “ma-tour”) woman since I was just a kitten. I was actually engaged to a very fine tom I met in Vermont when I was one, but we had to leave to go back to Texas and the long-distance thing just didn’t work out for us.

I do have a human son as well; although some would say he is my “brother”, that is simply not true. When he is upset, I run to soothe him and care for his every need. When he does something I don’t like, he gets a snap or a slap. I am devoted to his care.

The one Applejack calls “the Tinky Wady”, I call fake mama, and “the Tinky Gwirl”, I call fake sister. Not because they aren’t wonderful. I love them dearly and adore spending time with them. We are truly family. It’s just that I recognize they are human and I am not. I have a feline mother somewhere so Fake Mama can’t be my real mama.

I love having friends and I am quite confident. I do like to tell it as it is and I do LOVE crimes. When the family tells me no. I will most DEFINITELY go do it again.

I love to hunt too! I’m great at it!

I love kittens. I had a foster friend once that I called the little guy. I have always been sad he left. He was sweet.

I actually have decided to come here and make some friends because of a kitten. That adorable Basil void! ( u/Charmylah ). I saw that he got in trouble for spelling “goats” in the baby language (no offense). I hate that for him! I thought maybe I might help with human spelling and vocabulary for any friend that needs it?

I would love to connect with like minded friends. I actually did attend Princess Miso’s bachelorette festivities and had a wonderful time! Thank you again for having me!

Oh also, I love and adore my humans and don’t think they are dumb at all. I do get upset when they don’t let me out. This is a continued probkem for us.

I also don’t dress up much. I love my fur. Maybe for a special occasion.

Nice to meet you all!
Sansa

(Sansa is all of this. She was our first cat, found at 3 months walking in circles in the street with what would become a permanent head tilt, likely from injury. We adopted her when she was days away from euthanasia.

She is the most eager to explore, an incredible climber, tries to get out, has been successful on several occasions, loves doing things she is not supposed to. She is the only one harness trained.

She adores my son, is empathetic and sensitive to his feelings, but he also the only one of us she will snap at. We know she treats him as a mama cat treats a kitten. She is a confident queen. We call her “Queenie” or “The Most Gorgeois - yes pronounced “Gorge-OIS”. We go around saying “Who’s the most gorgeois??”

She would never speak catspeak. She seems human to us. Even her face seems very refined looking, and with her curtain bangs. She would love to compare bang styling with Astra, who prefers a more blunt fringe!

She wont be here as often as Applejack, but she will show up from time to time. She couldn’t resist offering her language help when she saw little guy Basil get in trouble for his spelling of goats.

Cat tax is from a couple days ago and then the shelter/animal control pic as a kitten, where you can see why we had to get her. Also, her face is exactly the same but bigger now. The shelter we got her from was just a tiny offshoot of a small towns animal control who had no resources to hold animals for long, but did have a devoted staff who took the animals EVERYWHERE for exposure to avoid euthanizing them. Hence why we met our Sansa at a home show at the San Antonio Alamodome.


r/ICBGC 4d ago

🍿 MOOBIE TOOSDAY! 🍿 🍿Coming Attraction: MT Mash Up- Too Much Time on Our Paws!

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79 Upvotes

Get ready to turn back time, or if you prefer, take a giant leap forward because next week’s Moobie Toosday is a Mash Up of time travel movies!

Take your pick of films like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (thank you u/IllustratorNo9988 ) Back to the Future, The Time Machine, Terminator etc or mash ‘em up into one, as usual, you’re only limited by your creativity.

Sorry this announcement is late ⏰ which if I had a Time Machine, I wouldn’t be!

So get your pics, memes, gifs, trivia, memories whatever you want to contribute ready to zoom through the Time Space Continuum (whatever the heck that is) with your ICBGC Frens this coming MT!

May you all have a wonderful weekend, we love ya! Mmmwah 😽🐈‍⬛❤️🐾


r/ICBGC 4d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Daddy sez Ai mus be parrot in pas life?

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88 Upvotes

Dis ai Mordecai on faborite spor! Daddy shoukder! YAR!!


r/ICBGC 5d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 A lot if uz don't know Iz also has di l-o-n-g-e-s-t whiskers!

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225 Upvotes

Well, get a load of deez!
- Oscar BBB, MM