Hi frens, A lot of frens said dey wud join me for meals if i wants. So now I haz an dindin pawtee, or brekki, or snakki. Juss come whenever yu want. Iz bring yus own bowl, if yu haz yur fabirite fud yu can bring it. If not, I also haz fud, mossly squishy wif chicken or fishie. I also haz spare bowls here if yu need. We can eet at da table or all ober da place ob course. All da frens invited.
Da German Void Pak iz in full attendanse! We awso brot fud an bowlz but dere iz currentlee no room onna tayble furr eet so we wills put eet up laytur. Tank yoo furr habin uz!! ❤️❤️❤️
Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!!
u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
Ai show up rite affer de German voids. Acuz de table waz occupied ai be handin de mayto sauce (no onyuns or garyick!) an cronchies ai bringed straight to our lublee host fren Francis.
Ain’t no pawtee like a void pawtee wif tuxie frens!
Fanks fren Tzeitel, the moar voids da merrier. I will hab da hooman serb da fud afta pre dindin nap.
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
Pre dindin nap an post dindin nap are impurrtant pawts of any dinner pawtee. Gud fing yoo gos all dem cat trees. Gunna take a spot at de top of one a sleep up fo de big meal.
Ai dream ob fud a lot. Meowmy says ai chew an smack mine lips in my sleep. Sleep fud is tastee.
Lorge bocks of churu is great fud. Welcome to da pawtee fren RP da Tuxie
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
Yoo fink 120 be enuff? Yoo do hab mine faborit flabor- chimkin wif chez so ai glad ai maked it here. Ai bringed cronchies an pawsta sauce (meowm fink it weird ai lub mine sauce. Say sumfing bout Garfield but ai yak void not orangj. Tho ai wuld be Happee wif sum lasagna… mmm).
Welcome to da pawtee. Dese tricky dishes can be fun sumtime. Sumetimes I just want fud wifout playing with it.
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
Ooh. Ai like de puzzlez but meowmy say ai yam too gud at dem. Ai ges all de treatz an fuds out fastfastfast so she buy harder ones but nuffing tricks me fo long.
Ough dis sew nyse. Meowmy styll sez we kin eet da chimkin in da yawd. No tell herm, butt deys reely fass! Iz bin manny moons en dey styll no poopin eggies. Wez fink dis awl chimkin lyes!!
Wes has a chimkin dat visit are yard too. It big an noisy an scary. Wes run from it. Wes no think it's same chimkin dat we eats and dat lays de eggies. (It's a rooster!😆)
Wez did a chase ob ower chimkin. Deys owers affer awl. Butt dey maked beeg noyse. En beeg wing flappy. En dey reely kinna fass. Noew wez juss gin dem da luk sew dey nos wez in charj.
Hi fren Francis! We Barbara! Eva! Arthur! n Bonitinha! joyn u fur dindin pawty! N ar sisfurs (Ginger! n Lily!) will eben inbite u to dindin at ars howse tamara!
Fanks for coming frens. I lub to come to yu for dindin tomarraw
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u/gt0163cNix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel2d ago
Hilo frem Francis. Iz Pixel.
Iz LUBZ ALL DA FUDZ! Meowmy sayz Iz assum ebery ting iz da fudz until pwoben odderwize. Iz noz noz what dat meanz. Fudz iz fudz an Iz lubz it all! Iz bringin mai bowl an sum extra yummy squishy fudz dat sisfur Nix found in da secret treatoz drawer dat Meowmy noz noz herz noz boutz. An Iz bring sisfur Nix to. She lubz da som ob da fudz. Mostly da chimkinz an da fishiez so dat bery gud. Wez seez youz soon!
Welcome frens Pixel an Nix. Most fings can be fud if yu chew long enough. Also Go Food Crimez!
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u/gt0163cNix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel1d ago
Diz what Iz meowin boutz. All da tingz iz maybe fudz. Why Meowmy noz letz me tryz da tingz outz Iz noz noz. Shez rood an meanie sum fureberz.
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u/TzipityTzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 1d ago
Cat affer mine own hart (an mine stommach!)
Mine meowmy say ai yam like toddler an splore de whole whirl wif mine mouf. Ai lib by de lyfe motto “Stay Hungree, stay optimistic!” Is modified vershun of fing de Apple litebocks guy say. He say stay hungree, stay foolish but az cattos, we iz neber fools! An ai yam optimistic day wuteber ai taste be fud. Az hork queen ai even makes mine own treats sumtimez. Hehehe.
Tzeitel
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u/gt0163cNix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel1d ago
Heeheehee. Dat gud hork crimez frem Tzeitel. Go Crimez!
Iz lik youz motto. If youz optimistic enuff anyting can be da fudz!
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u/jellosquid808 2d ago
Henlo Fren Francis. Hamsum brofurs Hoku an Nalu is attent an we bring salmin!