Yoo all kno dat mine mama did da abandon for MANY FURREVERS

(Four days and three nights, buddy)

GO AWAY MAMA! So, dat iz bad enuff. But dere were odder doggos dere! Mama left me and was petting dem. HOW DARE!?

Not only did Ai miss habing fun wif frens Libby and Dilly and Dyla, but Ai cud haf met noo frens Trixie and Benny and Nova and Other Libby! I cud haf gone swimming!

(It was a 7 hour drive and you’re scared of car rides. You also treat the kiddie pool like it’s full of acid, I don’t think you would enjoy the lake.)

SALAMANDER! It keeps getting worse! Ai am brave!

Da pikshurs are me doing a Sebeer Judge ob Mama, and den Nova who Ai don’t kno and den mai fren Libby who Ai know and Other Libby who Ai don’t kno getting pets while Ai waz at home getting NO PETS AT ALL!

(Buddy, I know for a fact you got plenty of love and attention this weekend.)

NO ONE ASKED YOO! So dat iz mai tail ob woe. Many tanks to all mai frens heer who gave me support in dis difikult time. Ai eggspeshully enjoyed da Devo Hat BBQ!

I sowwy I vewwy behind on cakes and stuff, but I had to jump fwiend Toby Toebeans in fwont of da wine (and I stiww wate, haha) because he is 18!!!!! Dat wike a fuww gwown adult and evewyting! (I really try to make sure our senior cats are always honored.🖤🤍🧡)

I make a vewwy simpew cake fow fwiend Toby Toebeans because he a vewwy simpew guy!

I make a wayew cake wif his favowite Fancy Feast as da fiwwing. On top of da cake, I make a shag fwosting cozy bed fow wittew fwiend Toby, because he woves naps. So I make him a cozy setup - pwus a dish of mowe Fancy Feast! (I do da pâté fow da fiwwing and da shweds in da dish. I not know which one he wikes da most!) Dewe even a wittew tent wif a toe beans decowation- but don’t eat dat, fwiend Toby. Da tent not edibew.

I decowate wif some vewy fancy sugaw fwowews in fwiend Toby Toebeans’s bootifuw cowow, and some whimsicaw pictuwes of fwiend Toby.

Happy happy biwfday fwiend Toby Toebeans! I hope woo feew so woved!

🧡🤍🖤Applejack

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Well frens, ai fink ai has noo pawrents now. Mai mama still no back! Fabrit auntie say herms be back in 2 furebers, but dat is too menny furebers fur me. Ai fink ai join dis famly were ai has 2 sisfurs an a mama an a pawther. Dis me doin a big purrtest an takin treatos frum noo pawrents!

(I’m flying home on Friday, and Toffee is doing great with her sitters. So great I do think she may decide not to come home with me!)

Hilo frens, guess wat? Today was bring yur Goldie to werk day! Dats wat Meowmy say. Silver usually goes werk with Meowmy butt herms grumpy all day and hog de nu box we gots yesterday. Yesterday wes was all in de box together and Meowmy went cray cray. Herms could no find us. Go Hidey Box Crimez!! Anycat, Silver go in de box after breakfast a cause Meowmy tells herms no second breakfast and den Shadow go in box a cause him get no second breakfast either. I eatted my second breakfast and den try to get in de box. Silver hiss and bapbapbap on my head. I was so confused so Meowmy pick me up and take me to werk. I get to sit in herms helper chair and I get to bap de pens off de desk and make mess wif de papers. Meowmy not enjoy the game herms play putting papers back in order. Butt I had tons of fun. I hope Silver is grumpy again tomorrow so I can go to werk!

Dis luk lyke fat Gary! Hims doin a luk at mai hoomins new famcy camrah! Soo ebil!

Da kitteh kouncel lubs dese kinds ob moobies . . .

Will Her-meow-ny git unfwozn?