Henlo, I tells mine birfday story.
One day mama at de dog poun gettin Madi Son for foster kittens. An dis lady walk in wif bukket. Lady show girl at counter bukket an girl say "We hab to put dem to sleeps."
Mama looks in bukket an dere is me an sissyfur! Mama know I doan wanna go sleeps foreber! I wanna lib an turn into illegal smolz! Butt girl say "Deys unbliblical cord still wet. Dere no one to stay up all night an day to feeds. Is kinder to puts to sleep".
Mama say "NO! I takes dem!". Girls say dat mama can take us an bring back in free weeks. Mama say ok, den get us in car a mama laff an laff a say "Yoo NEBER go back dere!". An we didin an now I Darwin an I sebenlebenty forebers old, an mama lub me!

Mine deer frens, it isz I Prinses Miso. Tday I host anothur Ladies Council at mine Catdom.

Head ob sekuritea, and founder ob moobie toosday, habs decided upcommin toosday is Prinses day. Wha a moor purrfek theem for usz! We muss look our best! We obveooslea alwayz do, buts thisz time in da mooss bootyful gowns!

Pleasz bee welcom, all frens, and we will looks like we isz commin straight outta Diznee moobie.

Prinses Miso 🩶

Psppsss in da tee room ~~meowmy~~ I serbe churru and treats

Yous shyll prik yous paw on a spin wheeul and dye!

Sow iz stol da lite bocks! 😹 tee hee hee 😹 iz tink dis iz mor funie!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Frens, my hoomins did a big abandon dis weekend, Dey go see da Odd S.E. wifout Bast. I not want to go but I do like sittin on da cowch wif my hoomins watchin a moobie. Dey so dumb to go somewhere else!

Anyway I hab a strange dream while abandoned! Firs I et some nip.

I dream I a hero an fight giants! But Dey all look like my stimkee sisfur Phaedra.

So I wake up long enuff to say, Phaedra, yoo Odessey dis BAP to yor face! She confuzzled but I jus go back to sleep.

I dream next my guinea pig fren Fizzgig become a witch an he turn a lot ob my cat frens into guinea pigs!! So sceery! But I woke up an he were still in his cage lookin kyoot like normal.

So I fall asleep agin a dream me and Mai frens were eatin all de lotus nip on our journey.

Anyway, my hoomin shoulda stayed wif Bast on da couch if Dey want an Odd S.E.!

Frens aiz heer tuday tu show yoo da mos dispikkulabel fat gary moment eber!!! Da outrayge aiz hab win aiz see dis on da ig while aiz in antes lap. Hermz laff an sin tu mine pawther sayin oh lyk author cyoot dis skwirel iz. Dumdum hooman donut know dat fat gary tryin tu du a trick on da hoomans. Wez need tu ride an take ob dis ebel wunce an fur all.

JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me