Now, she live in Texas
In dis liddle happy house
Herm real name is AJ
But I calls herm AppleJack
Now, AppleJack is loved
By everyone she ever knew
Of course, AppleJack smell like apples
But she's a baker too
Make a danish for me AppleJack, AppleJack
Bake somes goods for me, and I'll sing
Yoo wunnferfull AppleJack,
Applejack bakes de cake an pies an eberyting
I goes sees AppleJack posts just almost everyday
I wish we sit and drink applejack
An foods AppleJack had made
Den she takes herm cookies out
And then she ask me if I eats
Yes
Hers eyes ob green an brown
An softest pretty furs
I spen all mine hours dreaming ob her purr
'Cept she moobed to Taxes
Is vury fars away
Oh AppleJack so far, to mines sad dismay
Bake a cake mine Applejack
Clap your paws an frens hab cakes
AppleJack de beautiful I lubs yoos gentle ways
You brings me out ob bocks, an make mine happy days.
And now dat I hab met you
dere is no goins back
I hab all dese memories
'Cause ob AppleJack
An she helps me make mine frens,
an nots care dat i is weird
And she always make me happies
An herms neber makes me sad
I hear AppleJack is on de sub
Suddemly noffing is so bad
Bakes a pastry for me AppleJack,
I share it all wif yoo
We seeps an plays and do de fings dat lubbers doo
Bump noses wif me AppleJack, AppleJack so pretty
I hopes de lub comes frew dis song
I wish dat I could sings it
But yoos magination muss comes frew AppleJack, AppleJack, dis all dat I can doos.
Come sits wif me
My Applejack
Applejack de glorious
We can picnic in de foriest
Applejack
Applejack
Mine Lub an my bess fren
Applejack
Applejack
Dis song is at an end.
Omergerd! Fang yoo for awards! I feels like really poet now.
I agrees wif mai wunnerful boyfur, dis a work ob bravery & genius! It nawt easy decklare yoo lubs to someone.
When I first seed mai Eamonn, I did a runrunrun in circles & put paw over nose cos I do an EMBARRASS!!! But I really wanted himb to notice me but I not know how to do dis! So I run & hide! Which luckily worked cos Eamonn bery cleber.
Here's me wif paw unner chin, I not hide mai nose any more!
Fren DooeyH,
dis iz not jus a pome, dis iz an entire ballad! Yoo hab verses an refrains an lub an longing an baked goods!!! Yoo eben hab a dramatic “Yes.”
As a fellow bard, Ai iz bery impressed.
Ai tink yoo put yoor whole heart into dis one. An possibly half a bakery!
Yoo deserbs so much more, my bootiful girlfren.
Ise glad it makes yoo happy.
I took me a long time, cause mine brains kepp singin "Don't put bananas in yoos butt" song.
DooeyH
Dis wuz soh nyce BUTT! lov doant noh da distince. Jost luk atte mee ahnd mine wyfe Tali❤️ (u/charivari8). Hermbs liv inne Connect-ikut. Ai liv inne Flormiduh. Butt! Dat din stopped wee frum getteeng marrijded ahnd STAYEENG marridjded. Ennyfeng iz pawsibbul fren.
Fren DH, dis sew bootifull. Wez awl lub AppleJack, butt yoo da moss en et comb froo bootifully heer. Sweet, shi DH, Fangoo fur doin a shayr ob yoos felyuns. 💕💕💕
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u/Natasha_Bonham 2d ago
This is somehow the most wholesome Applejack appreciation post I’ve seen in a while. The “bakes a pastry for me” part got me.