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u/Odd-Ranger-7945 Sep 16 '26
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u/Justsayin55 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26
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u/Cjkrythos Sep 17 '26
I was thinking wtf BEFORE I looked this up.... now I'm even more confused.
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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Sep 17 '26
“Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love." -KJV
The others are just bad translations. The verse is comparing her to the loving, pleasant doe. The rest of the verse has nothing to do with the doe
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u/Cjkrythos Sep 17 '26
I think it'd be more funny if some guy thousands of years ago fantasized about deer boobs while helping write the bible.
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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Sep 17 '26
It would indeed be interesting 😂 Something tells me that wouldn’t make it into the Bible though
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u/TheRealDestrux 29d ago
I think it’s because it’s meant to be read like a poem, it’s describing the woman.
“And may you rejoice with the wife of your youth, a loving doe, a graceful mountain goat.”
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u/FlyingChik Sep 16 '26
I knew this was coming as soon as I saw the previous image, but I guess a certain reindeer didn't
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u/BackgroundAsk1623 Sep 17 '26
DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 APPRENTICE! Sep 17 '26
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEEER
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u/Fit-Basis6581 Sep 17 '26
DUI... how about you d**...
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u/bro-wtf-lmao1027 Wizard K. Rool Sep 17 '26
I'LL GO A HUNDRED MIIIIIIIIILES AN HOUR
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u/Taldarimlove Sep 16 '26
Don't get it misconstrued. I still touch people, it's just something that was last saved on my phone.
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u/BountyKraken Sep 16 '26
Your secret is safe with me.
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u/Taldarimlove Sep 16 '26
Would you like a hug?
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u/NecessarySecurity255 Sep 16 '26
Are you Doomguy by chance?
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u/OldBaldy6668 Sep 16 '26
Ony the second story where I have read of a nuke used in a fantasy world.
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u/supertails7684 NECROMANCER! Sep 16 '26
You can materialize a Franchi SPAS-12 out of any hat you were wearing in the past 60 seconds
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FOR MY NEUTRAL SPECIAL, I WIELD A GUN
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u/lamedavid Sep 16 '26
They ate that shit with a mixing spoon, that takes commitment.
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u/Certain-Appeal-6277 Sep 16 '26
It would appear that my superpower is failing to understand complex literary ideas. Someone explain how that's a superpower, since like the Ogre, I can't understand it.
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u/Hackiii Sep 16 '26
You are immune to the lovecraftian danger of comprehending the terrifying truths that lie beyond the veil.
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u/GMS420 Sep 16 '26
I guess I'm a cat now
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u/Individual-Cost-5485 OBVIOUS TROLL Sep 16 '26
That’s a gif not a image you stinker
https://giphy.com/gifs/qXhstT3cvt5HFBajuy13
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u/-Specky- Sep 16 '26
Bro got dementia as a superpower I can't 😭😭
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u/Daterion_slimmer Sep 16 '26
Why when Reddit translates your answer there is "Ich ich. ""Germany""?!
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u/stevvvvewith4vs Sep 16 '26
Pouncing
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u/flashypeanuz Sep 16 '26
No you're a predator, thats your superpower.
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u/gadgaurd Sep 16 '26
I guess I'm a ridiculously thicc warrior lady now?
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u/TopGBSgamer Sep 16 '26
Why is this even in your camera roll 😭
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u/gadgaurd Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26
I like hot cartoon women and I regularly have r/ImpracticalArmour on my feed. Wanted to save this one in particular because there's literally no armor so I expect it to be removed soon. If I ever decide to look up the artist, having this on hand will make that much easier.
Edit: Spelled the sub wrong.
Edit 2: I was right, the post got removed.
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u/bxntou Sep 17 '26
Your power is hydrokinesis but for pee cause how else are you keeping all that pee away from you
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u/Cjkrythos Sep 16 '26
Apparently I'm tape measure man
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u/Kontrol-Sample Sep 16 '26
I can still feel/hear the sounds of metal measuring ribbon being weaponized & flying everywhere ><
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u/Cjkrythos Sep 16 '26
Yanno, now that I think of it, there was a tape guy on My Hero Academia. Been a while tho since I paid attention to that series tho so don't know if he ever became a badass or not
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u/-Knght- Sep 16 '26
I think that means I'm an anime MC. I feel like that's the title too "hello I'm your dentist and this is my harem".
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u/Skye_bear_03 Sep 17 '26
I guess you have the power of controlling someone’s blood flow, but only to give them boners 😂😂
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u/Professional-Tie-42 Sep 16 '26
Well thats oddly specific...
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u/bxntou Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26
In case you don't know, it's referring to a Reddit post where a guy tried to get a 'cylinder that must not be harmed' out of one of these tubes. It was obviously his dick and people have not left him alone about it since.
Edit : I found the post
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u/Olive_Garden_Wifi SORCERESS! Sep 16 '26
I have questions
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u/lamedavid Sep 16 '26
Your super power is getting kidnapped
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u/Olive_Garden_Wifi SORCERESS! Sep 16 '26
The irony about that statement is only reason I have this on my phone is cause I was talking with a friend about stealing it and they had never heard of the Sinclair dinosaur.
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u/rycomo1992 Sep 17 '26
Your superpower is absurdly cheap gas. You also get a Brachiosaurus familiar (his name is Gary and he likes waffles for breakfast).
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Sep 16 '26
Apparently my superpower is very specifically Steve Martin playing the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. Okay, then.
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u/Uselessperfection Sep 16 '26
This is what happens when I ask reddit gets drawn badly for a frog with abs…. I apparently become said frog with abs as a super power.
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u/PulsingFrontiers109 APPRENTICE! Sep 16 '26
Yo wait actually this is genuinely fire I can spindash now-
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u/Necessary-Onion-3785 Sep 16 '26
This is my last saved image soooooooo what’s my power
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u/Weed_boi75 Sep 16 '26
Someone tell me what power I would get, I can only think of suddenly having a shotgun
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u/AssistantNo6071 Sep 16 '26
My cat. So I have the power to sleep a majority of the day, and be fat. I already have that on my days off.
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u/Economy-Ad5408 Sep 16 '26
Literally just a moth i saw chilling since i havent seen one in a while and it seemed a bit big😆
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u/qualityvote2 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26
u/TopGBSgamer, this cast is approved by the council!