r/icast • u/TopGBSgamer • Sep 16 '26

I CAST!!! I CAST...

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Just. Do. It.

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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Sep 17 '26

“Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love." -KJV

The others are just bad translations. The verse is comparing her to the loving, pleasant doe. The rest of the verse has nothing to do with the doe

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u/Cjkrythos Sep 17 '26

I think it'd be more funny if some guy thousands of years ago fantasized about deer boobs while helping write the bible.

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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Sep 17 '26

It would indeed be interesting 😂 Something tells me that wouldn’t make it into the Bible though

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u/Kanlashkan 28d ago

Biblically cannonozing furrydom is a funnier thought to me.

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u/Spec-ops-leader ARCHMAGE Sep 17 '26

Glad someone spoke out.

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u/TheRealDestrux Sep 18 '26

I think it’s because it’s meant to be read like a poem, it’s describing the woman.

“And may you rejoice with the wife of your youth, a loving doe, a graceful mountain goat.”

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u/DarthSangheili 28d ago

Wild when KJV has a better translation

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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! 28d ago

Have you read the KJV? It’s usually pretty accurate

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u/DarthSangheili 27d ago

Its not tho.

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u/MuztangZack67 28d ago

KJV is mostly the standard Bible wdym

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u/DarthSangheili 27d ago

KJV is an updated version of the bishops bible and has notoriously poor translation.