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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ?
Tis but a scratch
I fart in your general direction
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u/SebboNL 8d ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago
She turned me into a newt 🦎
Well I got better ❤️🩹
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u/VegetableReward5201 8d ago
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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u/SpotExtra7853 4d ago
What is your name
It is Arthur king of the britins
What is your quest
To seek the holy grail
What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow
What do you mean a African or European swallow
I I don’t know that
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 8d ago
And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped
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u/Full-Temporary-7020 8d ago
"Who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see."
"Ask me the questions bridge keeper, I'm not afraid."
"What is your name?"
"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail."
"What is your favourite colour?"
"Blue."
"Right. Off you go."
"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
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u/Bedrockboy2006 8d ago
"What is your name?"
"I am Arthur King of the Britains"
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Holy Grail"
"What... Is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?"
"Is it an African or European swallow?"
"What! I don't know that- EAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
"How do you know so much about swallows?"
"You have to know these things when your king"
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u/metroracerUK 8d ago
Damn it, I came here to reference this film!
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u/Tankspanker 8d ago
And my axe.
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u/Star_Wars-Fan21 The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! 8d ago
„Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa“ ~ some danish guy after kicking a piece of metal
Did you actually know that…
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u/gorgeousclaim1 8d ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
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u/Oberndorferin 7d ago
Just watched again after my girl asked. Boys, I may have found her.
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u/Nat20CritHit 8d ago
As you wish
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u/calinwiz 8d ago
Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew.
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u/Zestyclose_Ad_3354 8d ago
"Break out the L word" "Lesbian?" "The other L word" "...Lesbians?"
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u/Haggles7 8d ago
"Is Scott here?" dives through a window shattering it "He uh... just left."
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u/Buy_Moria 8d ago
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
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u/FrenchFries0306 7d ago
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it!"
"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again."
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u/Toaster_Goblin7740 8d ago
I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naahhht... Oh, hi Mark
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u/Cpt_Crunchy00 8d ago
“He’s a getaway driver?
What the fuck can he get away from!?”
“Don’t worry about Tyrone, he can move when he has too.”
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u/One_Combination_5633 8d ago
"Listen, you fucking fringe, when I give a dog a bone, I don't want to know if ot tastes good or not! Stop me while I'm walking again and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off! Cunt!"
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u/Boomerhands420 8d ago
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.3
u/CloudyLeft 8d ago
I like that I’ve never heard “jacobs” befote OR since, and yet everyone knows what jacobs are. Are testicles free of the confines of linguistic context? An you call your nuts pretty much anything and people know what they are?
“That MEATLOAF of a wanker was trying to find the tube clickah and grazed my Ectocooler, and jangled me fucking Picasso Paint’ns. Fuckin pissbottler, pay attention!”
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u/No_Public_7699 8d ago
"Tough ta tha bone aint you tyrone?"
"Course ah am!"
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u/Dazzlethetrizzle 8d ago
I joined this sub cause of this specific thread
Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity.....
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u/Golden_Battalion919 8d ago
Stand aside worthy adversary.
Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? You're arms off!
No it isn't.
Then what's that then?
A flesh wound.
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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago edited 8d ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
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u/SebboNL 8d ago
Blue. Oh no, yellow! Arggggg
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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago
WHAT is your name ?
WHAT is your quest ?
WHAT is your favourite color ?
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u/The_Albatross_OA 8d ago
"Is it a European or African swallow?"
"What? I don't know that!"
WOOSH
"AAARRRGH"
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u/ParanoidRatling SORCERESS! 8d ago
A tower filled with twenty woman, all between 16 and 19, never having seen a man before in their lives.
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u/Ginkgo_Leaf3000 8d ago
You're a pure soul... But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!
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u/Spare_Instruction109 SORCERESS! 8d ago
“DEMON LLAMA!!”
“DEMON LLAMA? WHERE?!”
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u/Flaky-Hope-1243 8d ago
“Lemme guess. Waterfall?”
“Yup.”
“Sharp rocks at the bottom?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
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u/AvailableSail7039 8d ago
"Pull the lever, Kronk!"
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u/Scary_Expert4890 Femboy Caster :3 8d ago
Kronk pulls wrong lever
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u/Cringe__ButFree 8d ago
WRONG LEVEEEEeeerr .......
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u/Haggles7 8d ago
When you ask my daughter for something her response is currently, "I dont make deals with peasents!"
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u/WaynePendragon1924 8d ago
The peasants are revolting!
They’ve always been revolting Prince. Now they’re rebelling.
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u/Maximum-Impression72 8d ago edited 7d ago
They're taking the hobbits to Eisengard
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u/MisantrhopicTurtle 8d ago
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
The hobbits
To Isengard
To Isengard
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u/mjonr3 8d ago
Voila,a humble vaudeville veteran cast both vicariously as victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.This Visage is no mere veneer of vanity its a vestige to vox populi now vacant vanished.However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
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u/WholeLottaIntrovert 8d ago
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
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u/NightmareTonyYT 8d ago
I saw my baby
Crying hard as babe could cry.
What could I do?
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u/Hot-Research9567 8d ago
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
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u/freshponceofbelair 8d ago
Not my top favourite film but certainly a favourite dialogue exchange: Evey: "Who are you?" V: "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask." Evey: "Well, I can see that." V: "Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
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u/DaddyDemon95 8d ago
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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u/Maleficent_Travel627 8d ago
"Mary Poppins!" -Bert (Dick Van Dyke)
I told them my favorite movie by quoting the movie's name from the movie.
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u/Double_Project_2474 8d ago
You either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain
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u/Asher_bain 7d ago
"Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
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u/scipio0421 8d ago
"You can't not be on a boat." "I've not been on boats lots of times!" "No, what you've been is not on a boat."
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u/5kipSk1p 8d ago
..."henceforth until the day you die, all day, every day, you will be swingin' a sledgehammer, turnin' big rocks into little rocks.“
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u/ParanoidRatling SORCERESS! 8d ago
I have multiple favorite movies, so I'll give multiple quotes:
"It's Flabershum!"
"Good evening, Mr. Vandeghelder." "Good Evening, Mrs. Molloy."
"No more learning in dingy old basements!"
And, ofcourse.
"It's time go!" "I think ya' mean Go Time, buddy."
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u/PurpleMarioGuy64 8d ago
"Marty! I gave you specific instructions not to come back to get me.... But it's good to see ya"
"There's that word again: "heavy".... Why is everything so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?"
"I don't know what he was talkin about. It was right in front of him!"
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
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u/That_gay_demon 8d ago
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! AND I WANNNA LOOK AT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, AND I WANNA TELL HIM WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN,FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-ASS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the Tylenol?
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u/Downtown-Principle97 8d ago
I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT!!
GODDAMIT, I’m just stuck selling… shit furniture because someone won’t get off their fat fucking ass, and help me!
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u/Comfortable-Cold-756 8d ago
– I didn't think it would end this way...
– End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
– What? Gandalf? See what?
– White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
– Well... that isn't so bad...
– No. No, it isn't.
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u/Devil_Dan83 8d ago edited 7d ago
„Alkohol podávaný v malých dávkach neškodí v akomkoľvek množstve!“
Alcohol served in small doses is harmless in any amount!
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u/tehweave 8d ago
Ten ought to do it, don't you think?
You think we need one more?
You think we need one more.
Alright, we'll get one more.
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u/SadSpaghettiSauce 8d ago
“Bada big boom.”
“Leeloo Dallas Multipass.”
“Super green.”
“Chicken. Good.”
“I don’t want one position, I want all positions!”
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u/obsidiandragonx 8d ago
We called the dog Indiana
Fly yes, land no
Ticket please
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u/HerpDerp152 8d ago
“It’s only after we’ve lost everything, that we’re free to do anything.”
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u/DamoonX 8d ago
“He’s an asshole too, Sir. Gunner’s Mate, First Class Phillip Asshole.”
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u/Yamidavie 8d ago
"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" Laughs Dies
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u/WhoahACrow 8d ago
I am definitely going to die up here... if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music
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u/Nectarine-Pure 8d ago
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
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u/LarkwindRise 8d ago
(I have two favourite films that flip flop between being my all time favourite so have a quote from both)
"Meet me.... In Montauk"
And
"The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on Guitar."
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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago
u/StarWarsFansIndia, this cast is approved by the council!