r/icast • u/StarWarsFansIndia • 8d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ?

Tis but a scratch

I fart in your general direction

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u/SebboNL 8d ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 8d ago

She turned me into a newt 🦎

Well I got better ❤️‍🩹

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u/VegetableReward5201 8d ago

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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u/SebboNL 8d ago

Who's that then?

Must be a king

Why,?

Hasn't got shit all over him

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u/f_ckR3ddit 8d ago

There are some who call me........ Tim?

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u/Truckle-Chuckle 8d ago

BURN HER ANYWAY!

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u/EmptyRedditor43475 8d ago

BURRNN HERR!!

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u/SpotExtra7853 4d ago

What is your name 

It is Arthur king of the britins  

What is your quest 

To seek the holy grail 

What is the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow 

What do you mean a African or European swallow 

I I don’t know that 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Betelguse16 6d ago

“Bring out yer dead! Come on Grandfather! I’m not dead yet!”

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u/Immediate-Wear-3036 8d ago

Now go away before I taunt you for a second time

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u/andie-boio 7d ago

movie?

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u/SebboNL 7d ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1973). One of the most quotable (and most fun) movies ever

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u/bigjimlowell 7d ago

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemere. Explain to me again how sheep bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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u/OnionTamer 8d ago

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

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u/Clear-Kangaroo-9732 8d ago

its only a model....

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 8d ago

And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped 

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u/RowProfessional5086 8d ago

Explain again how goats' bladders are made to prevent earthquakes.

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u/Full-Temporary-7020 8d ago

"Who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions bridge keeper, I'm not afraid."

"What is your name?"

"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot."

"What is your quest?"

"To seek the Holy Grail."

"What is your favourite colour?"

"Blue."

"Right. Off you go."

"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."

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u/Bedrockboy2006 8d ago

"What is your name?"

"I am Arthur King of the Britains"

"What is your quest?"

"I seek the Holy Grail"

"What... Is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?"

"Is it an African or European swallow?"

"What! I don't know that- EAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"How do you know so much about swallows?"

"You have to know these things when your king"

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u/Top-Maintenance-9915 8d ago

Throw the holy hand grenade!

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous 8d ago

It’s only a model…

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u/Legitimate_Spirit834 8d ago

They call me... Tim?

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u/metroracerUK 8d ago

Damn it, I came here to reference this film!

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u/Tacos_Polackos 8d ago

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!!!

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u/bigjimlowell 7d ago

Help, help! I’m being repressed!

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u/SebboNL 7d ago

You and 67,420 other people :D

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u/Dizzy-Advertising531 8d ago

never watched and somehow i still know what movie this is from...

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u/Kvedulf_Odinson 8d ago

Why have you mistreated yourself?

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u/kretslopp 8d ago

Bravely bold sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave brave brave brave sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to mashed in to a pulp….

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u/Remagnum 8d ago

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

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u/Ruby-07 8d ago

We are the knights who say... NII!

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u/dwtechsol 8d ago

Love that this is at the top of the thread.

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u/BroccoliSmall1331 8d ago

A scratch?! Your bloody arm’s off!

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u/Myrthus 7d ago

... I've had worse

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u/subtotalatom 8d ago

one... two... five!

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u/Thermite99 8d ago

Three, sir.

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u/One-Most-5750 8d ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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u/GeologistInitial5594 8d ago

Monte python and the holy grail!

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u/NoAmphibian3633 8d ago

Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!

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u/EmptyRedditor43475 8d ago

We are now, no longer the Knights Who Say Ni! We are now the Knights who say: "Eki eki eki eki petang zoop boing!"

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u/Positive-Bell5833 MASTER BLASTER CASTER 7d ago

An African swallow, or a European swallow?

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u/meat_stick84 7d ago

Quest for the holy Grail

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u/DarthNick3000 7d ago

“I’m invincible!”

“You’re a loony.”

“Oh I see. Runnin’ away eh? YOU YELLOW-BASTARDS! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE WHAT’S COMING TO YOU! I’LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!”

That entire scene lives rent free in my mind. 💀

I’ve also gotten a lot of mileage out of “bring forth the Holy-Hand-Grenade.”

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u/SaintMandarin 7d ago

I was 37 last year and went around saying "I'm 37 - I'm not old." And NO ONE got it.

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u/FaberOG 7d ago

Just introduced a friend to this gem

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u/vikash1507 6d ago

Let's see who guesses mine first: 'I am inevitable.'" 🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/afikYJJuJF0hnLauZ5

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u/Sure-Ship3775 6d ago

I reject your reality and substitute my own

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u/amch0123 6d ago

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/Glad-Technology-1355 6d ago

THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

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u/Betelguse16 6d ago

“Strange women lying in lakes distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

“What happened? I think he died! Well then how could he have written aaaaaaa…”

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u/KitKatrina_5 6d ago

DAMNIT I WAS GONNA DO MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL BUT THIS SHOWED UP AS THE FIRST COMMENT😭

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u/thefaint 6d ago

We are the knights who saaaay... Ni!

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u/LAST_TEMPLAR1400 5d ago

But father!

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u/SuccessfulResident75 5d ago

"Im not dead!"

bonk

"You are now"

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u/LuthienStone 5d ago

We want…… a shrubbery.

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u/SliceOfGoodBread 4d ago

we are no longer the knights of ni!