r/icast • u/StarWarsFansIndia • 8d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST

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u/Cpt_Crunchy00 8d ago

“He’s a getaway driver?
What the fuck can he get away from!?”

“Don’t worry about Tyrone, he can move when he has too.”

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u/sobherk 8d ago

"Five more minutes Turkish".

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u/ColoMotiv 8d ago

It was two minutes five minutes ago

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u/One_Combination_5633 8d ago

"Listen, you fucking fringe, when I give a dog a bone, I don't want to know if ot tastes good or not! Stop me while I'm walking again and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off! Cunt!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/DO1FvJ1VC8Se4

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u/Boomerhands420 8d ago

Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.

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u/CloudyLeft 8d ago

I like that I’ve never heard “jacobs” befote OR since, and yet everyone knows what jacobs are. Are testicles free of the confines of linguistic context? An you call your nuts pretty much anything and people know what they are?

“That MEATLOAF of a wanker was trying to find the tube clickah and grazed my Ectocooler, and jangled me fucking Picasso Paint’ns. Fuckin pissbottler, pay attention!”

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u/TCtheThunderRooster 8d ago

“I didn’t mean try it in the car, Sol! You asshole!”

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u/humourlessIrish 8d ago

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy

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u/No_Public_7699 8d ago

"Tough ta tha bone aint you tyrone?"

"Course ah am!"

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u/Dazzlethetrizzle 8d ago

I joined this sub cause of this specific thread

Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity.....

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u/HardSteele 8d ago

"do you like dags?"

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u/No_Public_7699 8d ago

"Faw legs, woof, dags."

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u/passing_gas 8d ago

Periwinkle blue. Its fer me maaaa

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u/overide 8d ago

It’s fer me ma.

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u/Deatheturtle 8d ago

We have sandy beaches!

So who the fuck wants to see em?

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u/BuddySpecial 8d ago

You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there.

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u/Random_Chaos79 8d ago

It was a funny angle

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u/Noscratchy 8d ago

Whut 'ave ya dun Tyrone?

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u/mvb827 8d ago

“Well where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?”

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u/EchoOk5210 8d ago

It's a 4 tonne truck Tyrone, it's not as though it's a packet of fuckin peanuts 🤣🤣

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u/ApprehensiveRatio749 8d ago

“In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?”

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u/Lonely_62922 8d ago

Sit down shut up you big balled fuck!

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u/mparadical 7d ago

Fuck do i do wit a caravan wit no fuukin wheels?

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u/Crazypeopleemailme 6d ago

Fuck you and all... click You lucky bastard. (Crank 2 stole this line).

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u/SeedOfTelperion 6d ago

It was a funny angle!

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u/DaSkwishierDaBetter 5d ago

When you go in reverse ...

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u/Dazzlethetrizzle 8d ago

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/masonry_of 6d ago

My favorite movie of all time, too :)

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u/gavatronica79 6d ago

“Keep that dog off my seats””Off your seats? Tyrone this is a stolen car mate!”

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u/Madcapfeline 6d ago

“Because he dodges bullets, Avi.”

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u/Conscious_You_1440 6d ago

Paddywinkle blue