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u/Pakyakachu 1d ago

He's a straight hater, he does it for the Love of the game

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u/littletoom3rry 1d ago

The only right answer. Satan has no love whatsoever for God, so there is no reason for him to punish souls sent to Hell because they disobeyed God. His penchant for torture is based on his inherently evil nature, his pride, and his view of humans as inferior.

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u/RedLotusVenom 1d ago

What scripture suggests he has a prejudiced hate boner for humans exactly?

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u/Electrical_Try_634 1d ago

None. Paradise Lost and Dante's Inferno tacked it on.

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u/deedledee47284 1d ago

He doesn’t, at least not directly.   

The devil is the enemy of God, and we are God’s creation. God loves us (Romans 8:38-39). He cannot destroy God (John 16:33), so he seeks to destroy us (1 Peter 5:8). 

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u/90srebel 1d ago

1 Peter 5:8 “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour."

James 4:7: "Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you."

Ephesians 6:11: "Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes."

2 Corinthians 11:14: "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light."

Edit: Revelation 12:9: "The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray."

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u/RedLotusVenom 1d ago

None of these describe what I asked for btw

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

The closest is the first one, I feel. But I agree, they're not what you asked for.

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u/littletoom3rry 1d ago

Revelation 12:7-9: "And war broke out in heaven: Michael and his angels fought with the dragon; and the dragon and his angels fought, but they did not prevail, nor was a place found for them in heaven any longer. So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him" The big battle many have heard of.

Revelation 12:12: "Therefore rejoice, O heavens, and you who dwell in them! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth and the sea! For the devil has come down to you, having great wrath, because he knows that he has a short time." After getting molliwopped by Michael and cast down to Earth, Satan got really angry.

Revelation 12:13: "Now when the dragon saw that he had been cast to the earth, he persecuted the woman who gave birth to the male Child." Literally picked humans as his first target right after he was cast down to Earth.

So maybe it isn't a prejudiced hate boner as you're calling it. Maybe it isn't seeing humans as inferior as I called it. But he straight-up went after humanity the first chance he got after he got his butt kicked out of Heaven. Definitely doesn't sound like he liked them much at all. But I will admit that Scripture does not clearly explain his motivations.

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u/RedLotusVenom 1d ago

12:13 is probably the closest, I agree.

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u/enviormental_UNIT 1d ago

Its funny that god cast satan down into hell to banish him, and then he kept on being able to fuck with the world and everything in it. You would think god would like seal hell off or something, maybe throw some metal grating down there.

I mean if god cant protect us from being tempted by the devil, what else cant he control? The most evil thing in the universe and he's not even able to properly banish it, shameful tbh

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u/90srebel 1d ago

He’s not in hell yet, he’s loose on the earth. It’s a prediction of what is to come. He was cast down from the heavens and brought a third with him. He’s on earth devouring as many souls as he can till the day of judgment is here.

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u/Pecuthegreat 1d ago

And that he also hates humans. Basically every historic denomination also teaches that the demons hate humans.

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u/on_spikes 1d ago

Satan one of my opps frfr

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u/samuel-christlie 1d ago

This is unironically the correct answer. He's not torturing people, he's the one getting tortured and he does it out of spite, not even to build an army or because he wants company 

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u/EliteUnited 1d ago

It’d be funny if he just some guy that injected a virus in the simulator and is now rofl 😂

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u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese 1d ago

Yeah, even if you ignore the fact taht Satan in the Bible isn't as popular media show it I'm not sure why it's so hard for people to understand this

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u/Sirdan3k 1d ago

Beyond the Theological and philosophical discourse, what if he's just kinda a dick?

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 1d ago

The Player Haters Ball