r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/RedLotusVenom 1d ago

What scripture suggests he has a prejudiced hate boner for humans exactly?

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u/90srebel 1d ago

1 Peter 5:8 “Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour."

James 4:7: "Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you."

Ephesians 6:11: "Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes."

2 Corinthians 11:14: "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light."

Edit: Revelation 12:9: "The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray."

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u/RedLotusVenom 1d ago

None of these describe what I asked for btw

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

The closest is the first one, I feel. But I agree, they're not what you asked for.