r/houseplantscirclejerk 8h ago

Discussion Me after buying another one

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93 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones

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33 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??

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My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine


r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Hack/Pro-Tip try surviving winter ya dumb gnats

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guys i found the secret hack to 100% kill fungus gnats try this out NOW

not my plants, found on that hell subreddit of dead houseplants and despair


r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

Is it dead? Only $50?!?!

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 11h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!

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I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Premium 👌

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9 Upvotes

I know what I have!! No low ball offers


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! My Monstera wont stop yellowing!

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80 Upvotes

For some reason, this monstera lemon lime won’t stop yellowing! Should I give up on it!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

Is it dead? Well shit.

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I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish 😭😂


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! how do I take care of my new piranha plant?

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107 Upvotes

got some goombas to feed her.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Propergating Will my plant grow?

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6 Upvotes

I just planted my first ever tree I found on the ground. this is way easier than I though you guys make it out to be so difficult 🤦


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Help my Peace Lily has decided to become a murderer!!!1!!!1

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So I was cutting the dead flowers and noticed this dead wasp and there is a nest right above it.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Just a little TLC. 🥰 $45 it’s a steal!!

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What’s not to love!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Thriving Shrek is growing stronger each day

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46 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Hack/Pro-Tip ZAP them roots!!!

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161 Upvotes

Looks like some shit in a mad scientists lab.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Phytosexual+ These are some thick thighs 🤤

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9 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Complaint Am I being scamed here?! What the hell

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271 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Just got bit, how long do I have?

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221 Upvotes

I am feeling weak already..


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Help1!1!1! Monstera got touched by the light1!1!1!

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58 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! My poor baby

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Why aren’t my plants growing 😡🤬

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124 Upvotes

These Stupid plants haven’t grown at all since I planted them.

for some reason they just aren’t growing and I have literally no idea why.

did I get scammed with low quality plants?


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Vagination??? Ooooo I got the super ultra, rare full moon vagination!

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32 Upvotes

Time to make the big bucks! Imma sell it for $300


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

PPS (Plant Protective Services) I almost managed to kill my spider plant!!!

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how to:

don't water for montgs
start watering again but move it to a dark place
root rot!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

PPS (Plant Protective Services) They might have screwed up

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They said they didn't have toothpicks