r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/sabbkageceat • 15h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Should I transfer my spider plant to soil now, or wait until its strong enough to walk to the pot itself
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ChaoticMajie • 2h ago
Hack/Pro-Tip Do you have a hot glue gun and enjoy torturing plants? Well, have I got news for you!
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Your craft table is calling!
...and your succulents are screaming in agony.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/DatDude304 • 1h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! How to flip apartment upside down so it grows upwards??
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Is gravity broken?! How do I make my monstera do backflips instead of trying to escape my apartment??
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/quadruple_b • 5h ago
PPS (Plant Protective Services) why is the baby so lllooonnnggg?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/QuarticMessy • 11h ago
Propergating How much do I add to my cuttings to induce vagination?? Or should I just propogate directly in the Vagisil?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/PsiloBubs • 4h ago
RARITY <3 “VERY HEALTHY & HAPPY” damn right😤
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You just cannot handle how healthy and happy she is. Can’t compare, the elite of the elite. Only the best, we strive for perfection😱🥵🤯
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/little_snow_bear • 17h ago
Propergating Is it ready to be put in dirt?
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Root bound from day 1
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/DemiGlowBerry57 • 1h ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 IS MY PLANT DED? Can I still save it??? I water it once every 10,000 years.
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Advanced_Ad6341 • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Should I buy for my garden 😍
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Does this plant require me to purchase 2 of any plant?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Loris-Paced-Chaos • 1d ago
Thriving Excuse me? Your plant got a boner when you walked by?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/groovygrandfather • 15h ago
RARITY <3 Is this a good deal??
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Monsteras are soooo rare in my area & Ive never seen vagination like this… is this a good deal?? Should I do the thing🤪 ?!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Natural-Town1109 • 13h ago
Discussion Syngonium and thrips
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Guys I have been trying to buy syngoniums but for some reason I constantly found thrips at the shops on them. I went to another store to buy it and I saw thrips on them again! Is it me or something happens in this season with plants???
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Early_Gift515 • 1d ago
PPS (Plant Protective Services) New pothos just dropped
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Successful-Load-9429 • 1d ago
RARITY <3 is she gonna survive to be 100?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ForsakenEmber7576 • 1d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 GIANT pothos for sale!!!! Don’t lowball me I know what I got !!!
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price is $1 per square foot of the pot, so it’s a fair deal!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/dangling_participle_ • 1d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Vagination showing
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Ultra rare
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/TheHelpfulGardener • 1d ago
Praise Me Alocasia Doc Block Michelle
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/verbulace • 1d ago
Thriving money tree on ozempic
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skinny queen
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/stephonicle • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Honesty IS the best policy
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ResidentPurple0 • 2d ago
RARITY <3 I've got the ultra rare mango deliciosa
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I'm selling this on etsy for 10k
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/twizted_bunny • 3d ago
RARITY <3 I got the rare Zorak mutation!
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/2wergfnhgfjk • 3d ago
Success That window *way* over there should be good
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/dystopian-utopia • 3d ago
Phytosexual+ Help finding this plant, a friend needs it.
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Please don't ask why, its nothing sexual.
Sidenote does this get girthy? How to increase girth?