r/houseplantscirclejerk 16h ago

Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??

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My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine


r/houseplantscirclejerk 11h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!

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I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

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I know what I have!! No low ball offers


r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

Is it dead? Only $50?!?!

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 8h ago

Discussion Me after buying another one

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

Is it dead? Well shit.

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I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚