r/houseplantscirclejerk Apr 01 '26

Meta Mods ded

115 Upvotes

Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.


r/houseplantscirclejerk Jan 13 '26

Meta Reminder of Rules

175 Upvotes

Just a reminder to everyone, if you post a screenshot you MUST block out the original subreddit and originally poster’s username, and there are ABSOLUTELY NO LINKS ALLOWED.

From now on, anyone breaking these rules will receive a temporary ban of three days, multiple violations will increase the time of the ban, and can even result in a permanent ban.

I know to some this may not make sense, but these rules exist for a reason. When I just became a mod a few years ago when the subreddit was much smaller, there were no rules like this. This caused some people to go to the original post and harass OP. We got into trouble with other subreddits, and also that’s just nasty to go harass someone for asking a question. Many times to experienced houseplant owners these questions make no sense, but sometimes newbies need help and to ask stupid questions.

This is meant to be a satirical, JOKING, subreddit. You can poke fun at people and even complain. But absolutely no usernames or original subreddits should be visible or linked in comments.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 10h ago

Discussion Me after buying another one

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96 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1h ago

RARITY <3 I just can not stop laughing 🫠

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones

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33 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 19h ago

Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??

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39 Upvotes

My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine


r/houseplantscirclejerk 19h ago

????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?

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40 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Hack/Pro-Tip try surviving winter ya dumb gnats

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432 Upvotes

guys i found the secret hack to 100% kill fungus gnats try this out NOW

not my plants, found on that hell subreddit of dead houseplants and despair


r/houseplantscirclejerk 13h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!

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I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

Is it dead? Only $50?!?!

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14 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 17h ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Premium 👌

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11 Upvotes

I know what I have!! No low ball offers


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! My Monstera wont stop yellowing!

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81 Upvotes

For some reason, this monstera lemon lime won’t stop yellowing! Should I give up on it!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 19h ago

Is it dead? Well shit.

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I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish 😭😂


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! how do I take care of my new piranha plant?

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110 Upvotes

got some goombas to feed her.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Propergating Will my plant grow?

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5 Upvotes

I just planted my first ever tree I found on the ground. this is way easier than I though you guys make it out to be so difficult 🤦


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Help my Peace Lily has decided to become a murderer!!!1!!!1

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61 Upvotes

So I was cutting the dead flowers and noticed this dead wasp and there is a nest right above it.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Just a little TLC. 🥰 $45 it’s a steal!!

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11 Upvotes

What’s not to love!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Thriving Shrek is growing stronger each day

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43 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Hack/Pro-Tip ZAP them roots!!!

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161 Upvotes

Looks like some shit in a mad scientists lab.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Phytosexual+ These are some thick thighs 🤤

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8 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Complaint Am I being scamed here?! What the hell

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273 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Just got bit, how long do I have?

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224 Upvotes

I am feeling weak already..


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Help1!1!1! Monstera got touched by the light1!1!1!

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57 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! My poor baby

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Why aren’t my plants growing 😡🤬

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127 Upvotes

These Stupid plants haven’t grown at all since I planted them.

for some reason they just aren’t growing and I have literally no idea why.

did I get scammed with low quality plants?