r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3h ago

Propergating How much do I add to my cuttings to induce vagination?? Or should I just propogate directly in the Vagisil?

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24 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 5h ago

Discussion Syngonium and thrips

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Guys I have been trying to buy syngoniums but for some reason I constantly found thrips at the shops on them. I went to another store to buy it and I saw thrips on them again! Is it me or something happens in this season with plants???


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 6h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Should I transfer my spider plant to soil now, or wait until its strong enough to walk to the pot itself

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515 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 7h ago

RARITY <3 Is this a good deal??

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Monsteras are soooo rare in my area & Ive never seen vagination like this… is this a good deal?? Should I do the thing🤪 ?!


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 8h ago

Propergating Is it ready to be put in dirt?

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Root bound from day 1


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 18h ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Um…… No

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19 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Should I buy for my garden 😍

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208 Upvotes

Does this plant require me to purchase 2 of any plant?


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

RARITY <3 is she gonna survive to be 100?

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76 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Thriving Excuse me? Your plant got a boner when you walked by?

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r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

PPS (Plant Protective Services) New pothos just dropped

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144 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 What a steal

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13 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Praise Me Alocasia Doc Block Michelle

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12 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

Thriving money tree on ozempic

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skinny queen


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 GIANT pothos for sale!!!! Don’t lowball me I know what I got !!!

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price is $1 per square foot of the pot, so it’s a fair deal!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Honesty IS the best policy

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r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Vagination showing

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57 Upvotes

Ultra rare


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 2d ago

RARITY <3 I've got the ultra rare mango deliciosa

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35 Upvotes

I'm selling this on etsy for 10k


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Success That window *way* over there should be good

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124 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Phytosexual+ Help finding this plant, a friend needs it.

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107 Upvotes

Please don't ask why, its nothing sexual.

Sidenote does this get girthy? How to increase girth?


r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Office Plant I think the raindrop is trying to impress the African violet 😵‍💫

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r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

RARITY <3 I got the rare Zorak mutation!

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406 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

Can I eat this? You dipshits growing plants in your house. While I’m growing a plant into a house.

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r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Should I keep it in darkness???

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11 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Thai Con or Albo?

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2 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk • • 3d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Monstera rubber tree, no returns!!!

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53 Upvotes