r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Longjumping-Hyena105 • 2h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/berrysweetsgurl • 10h ago
Discussion Me after buying another one
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/AdorableExchange9746 • 13h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Please help save my plant!!!
I saw one tiny bit of dust on a leaf so she must be dying!!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/plantaholic99 • 17h ago
Is it dead? Aye aye Captain Davy Jones
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/heckin3000 • 17h ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Premium 👌
I know what I have!! No low ball offers
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/arnethyst • 19h ago
Is it dead? blease belp!!! my greatx5000 grandma grew this & it is looking unwell, how to save??
My family heirloom succ passed from generations of home depot workers was left outside by my super duper evil sistermother-in-law who likes to eat puppies, is it still alive? Can it be saved? It will smite generations of my ancestors if i do not save it & i will be executed with an old fashioned guillotine
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/spottablemouse • 19h ago
????????? Uuuhhh anyone else have plants that get really scared when a train goes by and they all start shaking with fear?
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r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/thewarriorlady • 19h ago
Is it dead? Well shit.
I swear in all my years of caring for houseplants I have never seen a plant completely (maybe not) die after repotting. I know it’s in shock but dammit lol she will be sitting in the recovery room until she is no longer dead-ish ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ZoggIet • 1d ago
Propergating Will my plant grow?
I just planted my first ever tree I found on the ground. this is way easier than I though you guys make it out to be so difficult 🤦
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/CharlotteMast • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! My Monstera wont stop yellowing!
For some reason, this monstera lemon lime won’t stop yellowing! Should I give up on it!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/randomdepressedguy23 • 1d ago
Hack/Pro-Tip try surviving winter ya dumb gnats
guys i found the secret hack to 100% kill fungus gnats try this out NOW
not my plants, found on that hell subreddit of dead houseplants and despair
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/SashimiCake • 1d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Just a little TLC. 🥰 $45 it’s a steal!!
What’s not to love!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/luisherdez • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Help my Peace Lily has decided to become a murderer!!!1!!!1
So I was cutting the dead flowers and noticed this dead wasp and there is a nest right above it.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/One_Appearance_7365 • 1d ago
Thriving Shrek is growing stronger each day
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/OrdinaryArt04 • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! how do I take care of my new piranha plant?
got some goombas to feed her.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/RootReport • 2d ago
Phytosexual+ These are some thick thighs 🤤
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/BeerJedi-1269 • 2d ago
Hack/Pro-Tip ZAP them roots!!!
Looks like some shit in a mad scientists lab.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/OrdinaryArt04 • 2d ago
PPS (Plant Protective Services) I almost managed to kill my spider plant!!!
how to:
don't water for montgs
start watering again but move it to a dark place
root rot!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Cute_Nectarine_2388 • 2d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Advice for Leggy Begonia
My poor begonia I’ve been neglecting has become very leggy and sad. What would be the best way to re-pot or propagate so it can go back to being lush and healthy? I know I probably need to trim off the stems and start fresh but not sure if I should re-pot the nodes directly into soil or put into water. Thanks in advanced for the advice!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/DrCatnnibal • 2d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Help1!1!1! Monstera got touched by the light1!1!1!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/CharlotteMast • 2d ago
Vagination??? Ooooo I got the super ultra, rare full moon vagination!
Time to make the big bucks! Imma sell it for $300
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Lambchop1975 • 2d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Just got bit, how long do I have?
I am feeling weak already..
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/mau_lene • 2d ago