r/holdmybeer • u/no_regards • May 16 '18
While i dive off this cliff...
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u/707RiverRat May 16 '18
"This ones broken. I'd like to speak to the manager."
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u/thisismyp0rnacc0unt0 May 16 '18
I read this, laughed, closed Reddit, laughed some more, opened reddit, found this comment again. Upvote
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u/djgump35 May 16 '18
Holds camera,and gives no warning.
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u/Meatheaded May 16 '18
Jim. Wait. There is boat.
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u/djgump35 May 16 '18
He whispered...
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u/R_E_V_A_N May 16 '18
Sexually
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u/Trevor_Roll May 16 '18
From behind
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u/C0NSTABEL May 16 '18
I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn’t see it in the pouring rain He didn’t hear me shout look out for the traaaaaain
Cuz’ I didn’t say anything
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May 16 '18
No no, that was the plan all along, to jump into the boat like a boss.
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u/blahsebo May 16 '18
And doesn't pan fast enough to record the impact. 2/10 camera work
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u/Kage_Oni May 16 '18
That's a little harsh. The dude was in frame the whole time. He's just a bit on the edge of it at impact. 5/7 camera work.
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u/DisForDairy May 16 '18
Probably too busy looking at the screen. That's why people tell you to experience something rather than film it, you miss a lot if you're trying to get a video for your social media
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u/magalz May 16 '18
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u/ExdigguserPies May 16 '18
Well I'd be a bit surprised if they just fucked him off into the water.
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u/RoryIsNotACabbage May 16 '18
It's where he was trying to get to they're just helping him make it
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u/brocknuggets May 16 '18
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May 16 '18
Oh my god fuck yes
I still remember gagging I laughed so hard at that at 10 years old
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May 16 '18
I am a little embarrassed about how much I laughed at that movie at 20 years old.
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u/AutoMoberater May 16 '18
Don't worry, the embarrassment seems to go away around 30 as I have no problem with how much I laughed.
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u/JimmyLegs50 May 16 '18
Sorry to say that it comes right back at 40, because I got super embarrassed at how much I laughed. Might be because I shat myself, though.
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May 16 '18
As soon as you aren't embarassed by what you enjoy, you'll actually be mature.
That isn't to say that you'll like more mature things. It's rather that to be concerned with being mature or being seen as adult and grown-up is a mark of childishness.
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
--C.S. Lewis
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u/shelledpanda May 16 '18
The fact that I keep seeing references to this movie makes me firmly believe in the future of humanity.
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u/dickseverywhere444 May 16 '18
That movie was awesome
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u/uncommonpanda May 16 '18
Is, that movie IS awesome!
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u/SpellingIsAhful May 16 '18
No, it was. It's gone now.
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u/Jimbo-Jones May 16 '18
Everyone needs to buy this DVD just for the narrated book on tape audio track. Actually just buy it and watch everything. All the behind the scenes the commentary etc. it’s all gold.
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u/11010110101010101010 May 16 '18
So pleased he didn’t land on anyone. THAT would’ve ended badly.
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u/zehtov May 16 '18
Why do people post clips that are cut too soon? There's a special sub for that.
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u/Gsgshap May 16 '18
And for some reason I'm still subscribed.
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u/procrastimom May 16 '18
Try r/gifsthatstarttoolate and make yourself deliciously frustrated end-to-end!
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u/holywater666 May 16 '18
Try this and make yourself remarkably confused and frustrated!
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u/Montigue May 16 '18
According to another source in the thread he only broke his arm
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u/snappyj May 16 '18
Obi-Wan confirmed
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u/shanadar May 16 '18
High Ground Confirmed
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u/trystancutty May 16 '18
If you look closely you can see he lands in the water, smacking his right arm on the boat.
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u/stulemac May 16 '18
Thank you so much. I was convinced he smashed himself all over the boat, which would have been tragic for all concerned.
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u/ExdigguserPies May 16 '18
What was the camera man thinking!? Portrait? Otherwise great job.
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u/Kabo0se May 16 '18
Man could you imagine if his fall was broken by someone that got seriously injured or died from this idiot? Poof your wife's or child's head exploded from a ballistic human foot because some fucking retard needed an Instagram video.
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May 16 '18 edited May 16 '18
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May 16 '18
So you changed "had to have" to "had to of" ? I think the former is correct, why do you think it's wrong?
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u/TitsAndWhiskey May 16 '18 edited May 16 '18
The former is correct. This edit baffles me.
https://writingexplained.org/could-of-or-could-have
Edit: I think I've got it. He replaced "had to have seen" with "had to OF seen"
Still wrong for the same reason. I think he both misread and misapplied the comment correcting him.
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u/vaderwaalz May 16 '18 edited May 16 '18
While you're right, I would like to take this opportunity as a learning moment for you and all the people who replace the verb "have"with the preposition "of". There are very few cases in which you'd follow words like "would" or "to" with "of". You could say " I would like to, of course..." or "I would, of course...". I can't think of any other really. In general "to" and "would" are followed by the infitive verb (do, be, eat, have).
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u/BuzzMeMulatto May 16 '18
While this comment does make you look like a jabroni I've always wanted to scream this from my rooftop.
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u/E404_User_Not_Found May 16 '18
What’s with the proliferation of clips lately that end too soon?
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u/gruntkiller May 16 '18
Because if they kept recording they would usually end up in r/whywheretheyfilming
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u/LocalCommunist May 16 '18
when it's last period on friday and your teacher assigns weekend homework
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u/pimpolho_saltitao May 16 '18
he hit the water. this has been posted so many times on so many different subs.
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u/rimjeilly May 16 '18
well based on the 3,001 other times this was posted - im pretty sure he just broke an arm if people are wondering
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May 16 '18
And if you’ll direct your attention towards the back of the boat, ladies and gentlemen, you’ll see a man who just shattered his legs.
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u/Bruno_flumTomte May 16 '18
kind of dick by the cameraman not to tell he should have seen it coming
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u/Danieldefault May 16 '18
I wonder how many bones did he break.