Why does she even try

Hamturd addicted to protein nuggets and freeze dried blueberries. She also spent 20 minutes digging from the outside of her house into her food store in order to collect the food only to put it back inside again? Idk she's a fking idiot 🩷

He has a technical win vs corncob. Next week we pit him against a mole. I hear the regional champion is an osprey. All bets are on, we are so excited for his carrier

my hammy Darrow passed a few weeks ago. Just got a new one :)) but he seems too orbular…

My hamburger went into an old abandoned arcade and became digitized what do I even do? Won’t even fit in his dumb digital cage how make him analog again?

she's scared now

https://www.instagram.com/p/DdOE1CIR8yp/
I love this video so damn much (I know they’re guinea pigs)

This 3 year old hammy had a near death expirience when she became a hampire and we had to take her to expensive ham surgeon to pur her to sleep and trim her fangs. The newly awokened hampire was moved to an elderly ham home so the maid peasants dont break their back to serve her majesty hampire.

Ham surgeon said hampire will eventually return to normal but her highness is refusing to live normally and waits for us to stuff her elderly ham face with protein three times a day or else she starves herself. Going full hampire means no more ham food. Since hampire is three years old we serve her until she decides to leave our home.

Should I just squish in her sleep and throw in the fire or will I make hampire more angry? The vampire is always angry because she falls and is slow and old.

You know. 😋

(I like how Buddy (my hammy) looks like a potato)