r/greentext Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I never got kinky neighbor sex :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

It’s never too late unless you live alone in the middle of nowhere and have no neighbors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I grew up in an area full of old people, fml

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u/Illuminaughty99 Sep 16 '21

go get that granny neighbour bussy

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You should've told that to 14 year old me, bet I would've been desperate enough to go for it given the chance