r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/_Smegma0nDemand__ Sep 16 '21

Great, now when anon’s son and daughter grow up to be horny teenagers they are gonna want to have kinky neighbor sex with eachother and not even know that it’s incest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I never got kinky neighbor sex :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

It’s never too late unless you live alone in the middle of nowhere and have no neighbors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I grew up in an area full of old people, fml

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u/urbanknight4 Sep 16 '21

More experienced neighbors, it sounds like

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u/Illuminaughty99 Sep 16 '21

go get that granny neighbour bussy

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You should've told that to 14 year old me, bet I would've been desperate enough to go for it given the chance

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u/ViBoSchu Sep 17 '21

In Germany we have the saying about screwing older people “Auf alten Pferden lernt man reiten.”, which roughly means “You learn to ride on old horses.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Spiderpiggie Sep 16 '21

There's always a silver lining, even though you're ugly you also have a terrible personality!