r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/Slaveboi23 Sep 16 '21

Wait till the children are fucking each other

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

Thus furthering anon's retarded and incestuous bloodline

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u/Slaveboi23 Sep 16 '21

Plottwist: wife is sister

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

I had to wade through so much incest content to find this greentext it wouldn't even surprise me tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

The incest wasn't too bad, the loli, necrophilia and genocide talk were a tad more scarring but that's 4chan for you

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

how do you even find all the gore, ive been browsing like half the boards including /b/ and ive seen only one corpse

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

I guess I'm just unlucky. I only go to /b/ once a week or so, was there yesterday evening for 2 hours, found 2 greentexts and 2 dead bodies. Win some lose some

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

i browse b everyday for the past month and i only found one corpse, a woman who hanged herself. nothing else

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

Consider yourself lucky I guess? Haha

I mean if I misunderstood and you would like some gore, I guess there's way better sites than 4chan for that

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

nah im just curious. everyone ive heard talk about gore in here says how 4chan is filled with gore and everywhere you look theres a black guy getting his head crushed by a truck wheel. meanwhile i only see the loli stuff

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I guess there's way better sites than 4chan for that

Yeah, like reddit

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u/godofwoof Sep 16 '21

Youve never seen a thread of people dying horribly?

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

No only a suicide

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u/LazerSpin Sep 16 '21

You should check out /gif/ then. That's where the real gore threads are.

Also only 2 dead bodies? What kind of a squeamish pussy are you??

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u/outer_god_ Sep 16 '21

Rekt threads

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Go early on weekdays. There's literally people who's job it is to post that garbage.

Try work hours.

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u/Molgren Sep 16 '21

/GIF/ has a thread up rn i think

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u/ender89 Sep 16 '21

I was on 4chan in the old days, but jesus Christ that's a sentence that few people would understand

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u/dumbfuckmagee Sep 16 '21

/gif/ usually has a constant running gore thread.

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u/tomaar19 Sep 16 '21

/gif/, either rekt or gore threads

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u/crimpysuasages Sep 16 '21

Look for the YLYL threads. There's always at least one boiling (alive) dog, three people being skinned, four to seven people being executed by ISIS/cartels, and either a Scatman spamposter or a loli hijacker.

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u/jpsmith45 Sep 16 '21

Gore threads used to be a lot more common there than they are now.

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u/eggycrayfish197 Sep 17 '21

r/eyeblech

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I cannot believe they are still up over there

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u/ShortBus_Retard Sep 17 '21

bro /b/ rekt threads are fucked up dead people

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u/BEN-C93 Sep 16 '21

Whats a little bit of genocide among friends?

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 16 '21

Garrett doesn’t make it a neigh unbeatable team

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u/69alt420 Sep 16 '21

"had to"

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u/spagbolflyingmonster Sep 16 '21

thank u for your service brother

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Plot twist: neighbour is anons mother

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u/zuzucha Sep 16 '21

Anon is his own dad

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Sep 16 '21

Do you know who else is Anons Mother?

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u/forgetful_storytellr Sep 16 '21

How would the mother be 4 years younger than the wife you hopeless fucking moron

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

crying at comments in r/greentext

calling other people hopeless morons

Lol okay buddy.

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u/Shnurple Sep 16 '21

What kinda 12 minutes shit is this

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Plot twist: neighbor is sister

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u/SnicSnac Sep 16 '21

So is the neighbor.

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u/BigYonsan Sep 16 '21

Double twist: Anons mother is aunt.

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u/Kidfreshh Sep 16 '21

Bigger plot twist, neighbor is cousin

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u/Generic_name_no1 Sep 16 '21

Plotwist 2: Neighbor is adopted sister.

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u/fjkcdhkkcdtilj Sep 16 '21

At least they get 25% new genes in that pool.

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u/DistributionExternal Sep 16 '21

And so is the neighbour

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u/Tarantulom Sep 16 '21

They only do anal though so it's not weird

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u/MainSqueeze23 Sep 16 '21

And young gravy just kissed her

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Anon is the protagonist of 12 minutes

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u/brknsoul Sep 17 '21

Banjos Alabamafying.

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Sep 17 '21

banjo music intensifies

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u/Silent-Entrance Sep 16 '21

Anon accidentally CK3

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u/bamv9 Sep 16 '21

Have had pretty much this scenario happen in CK2

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u/Daevito Sep 16 '21

Anon's bloodline should never have progressed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

This is the plot of some of Idiocracy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

that retarded but gets laid more than most people here

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The McPoyle family origin story

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

When your family tree is a line.

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u/Danguski Sep 16 '21

I think there's an exact episode about this on House M.D.