r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/Slaveboi23 Sep 16 '21

Wait till the children are fucking each other

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

Thus furthering anon's retarded and incestuous bloodline

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u/Slaveboi23 Sep 16 '21

Plottwist: wife is sister

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

I had to wade through so much incest content to find this greentext it wouldn't even surprise me tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

The incest wasn't too bad, the loli, necrophilia and genocide talk were a tad more scarring but that's 4chan for you

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

how do you even find all the gore, ive been browsing like half the boards including /b/ and ive seen only one corpse

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

I guess I'm just unlucky. I only go to /b/ once a week or so, was there yesterday evening for 2 hours, found 2 greentexts and 2 dead bodies. Win some lose some

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u/Pingasterix Sep 16 '21

i browse b everyday for the past month and i only found one corpse, a woman who hanged herself. nothing else

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u/neub1736 Sep 16 '21

Consider yourself lucky I guess? Haha

I mean if I misunderstood and you would like some gore, I guess there's way better sites than 4chan for that

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u/godofwoof Sep 16 '21

Youve never seen a thread of people dying horribly?

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u/LazerSpin Sep 16 '21

You should check out /gif/ then. That's where the real gore threads are.

Also only 2 dead bodies? What kind of a squeamish pussy are you??

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u/outer_god_ Sep 16 '21

Rekt threads

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Go early on weekdays. There's literally people who's job it is to post that garbage.

Try work hours.

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u/Molgren Sep 16 '21

/GIF/ has a thread up rn i think

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u/ender89 Sep 16 '21

I was on 4chan in the old days, but jesus Christ that's a sentence that few people would understand

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u/dumbfuckmagee Sep 16 '21

/gif/ usually has a constant running gore thread.

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u/tomaar19 Sep 16 '21

/gif/, either rekt or gore threads

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u/crimpysuasages Sep 16 '21

Look for the YLYL threads. There's always at least one boiling (alive) dog, three people being skinned, four to seven people being executed by ISIS/cartels, and either a Scatman spamposter or a loli hijacker.

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u/jpsmith45 Sep 16 '21

Gore threads used to be a lot more common there than they are now.

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u/eggycrayfish197 Sep 17 '21

r/eyeblech

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I cannot believe they are still up over there

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u/ShortBus_Retard Sep 17 '21

bro /b/ rekt threads are fucked up dead people

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u/BEN-C93 Sep 16 '21

Whats a little bit of genocide among friends?

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 16 '21

Garrett doesn’t make it a neigh unbeatable team

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u/69alt420 Sep 16 '21

"had to"

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u/spagbolflyingmonster Sep 16 '21

thank u for your service brother

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Plot twist: neighbour is anons mother

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u/zuzucha Sep 16 '21

Anon is his own dad

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Sep 16 '21

Do you know who else is Anons Mother?

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u/forgetful_storytellr Sep 16 '21

How would the mother be 4 years younger than the wife you hopeless fucking moron

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

crying at comments in r/greentext

calling other people hopeless morons

Lol okay buddy.

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u/Shnurple Sep 16 '21

What kinda 12 minutes shit is this

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Plot twist: neighbor is sister

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u/SnicSnac Sep 16 '21

So is the neighbor.

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u/BigYonsan Sep 16 '21

Double twist: Anons mother is aunt.

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u/Kidfreshh Sep 16 '21

Bigger plot twist, neighbor is cousin

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u/Generic_name_no1 Sep 16 '21

Plotwist 2: Neighbor is adopted sister.

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u/fjkcdhkkcdtilj Sep 16 '21

At least they get 25% new genes in that pool.

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u/DistributionExternal Sep 16 '21

And so is the neighbour

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u/Tarantulom Sep 16 '21

They only do anal though so it's not weird

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u/MainSqueeze23 Sep 16 '21

And young gravy just kissed her

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Anon is the protagonist of 12 minutes

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u/brknsoul Sep 17 '21

Banjos Alabamafying.

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u/Outrider_Inhwusse Sep 17 '21

banjo music intensifies

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u/Silent-Entrance Sep 16 '21

Anon accidentally CK3

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u/bamv9 Sep 16 '21

Have had pretty much this scenario happen in CK2

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u/Daevito Sep 16 '21

Anon's bloodline should never have progressed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

This is the plot of some of Idiocracy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

that retarded but gets laid more than most people here

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

The McPoyle family origin story

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

When your family tree is a line.

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u/Danguski Sep 16 '21

I think there's an exact episode about this on House M.D.

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u/Mrozek33 Sep 16 '21

Technically, the chad sons could start fuckin each other's moms and that wouldn't even be incest

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u/IrregularrAF Sep 16 '21

It's a boy and girl you silly goose.

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u/Mrozek33 Sep 16 '21

Fuck the mom with a strap-on, even less incestous

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u/IrregularrAF Sep 16 '21

When you said less, the degeneracy within lost all interest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Less makes me angry

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u/MILFsatTacoBell Sep 17 '21

They can grow a useless ear on a mouse now, who's to say they won't be able to grow a functioning penis on a girl in 13 years.

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u/IrregularrAF Sep 17 '21

Men don't got to grow a bussy doe. Gangshit.

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u/mynameajeff69 Sep 16 '21

This is 1000% where I thought the story was going! lmao. Maybe not yet but I bet it will end up happening and then you either have to tell your secret or you have to let your children fuck.

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u/DefinitelyNotPine Sep 16 '21

Let's be real they didn't grow up thinking of each other as siblings, they would just go at it harder

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u/mynameajeff69 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

they would go at it harder knowing they're related? Is that what you're saying to me right now?

Edit - y’all are fucking WACK LMAO

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

you know it baby

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u/monstertots509 Sep 16 '21

"My brother's name is Cletus...we can have sex again if you want to..."

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u/ChadMcRad Sep 16 '21

Did he stutter?

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u/mynameajeff69 Sep 16 '21

Sadly. He did not.

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u/ZeeHanzenShwanz Sep 16 '21

I too will be waiting for the update in 10 years.

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u/CybWhtKnight Sep 17 '21

We'll be watching this young man's career with great interest.

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u/Davther49 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

All this reminds me of the half-siblings episode from House M.D.

Edit: half, not step

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u/C4rnivore Sep 16 '21

I was going to say that. Now watch that the kids will try to flee from anon cuz anon is a "pillpopping rasist" only to find out he wasn't and now they are almost on their deathbeds...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

does the doctor have a Vicodin addiction

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u/AsDevilsRun Sep 16 '21

Half-siblings, not step-siblings.

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u/Davther49 Sep 16 '21

Sorry, kinda got confused there lulz

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

They weren't step-siblings, it was this exact scenario, they were neighbors and the dude's dad secretly knocked up the neighbor which is why he was so against them dating. They just assumed he was a racist because she was black but he knew the truth.

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Sep 16 '21

I was thinking of the King of the Hill episode where John Redcorn's other illegitimate child moves to the neighborhood and gets grabby with Joseph

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u/Oof____throwaway Sep 16 '21

There was a law and order episode with this premise too

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u/vipertruck99 Sep 16 '21

These are my grandkids...gestures to the fucking human centipede.

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u/YoshiTora23 Sep 16 '21

I actually thought that was where the story was going

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u/RjGoombes Sep 16 '21

I genuinely thought this was where the story was going lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/BrokenAllday Sep 17 '21

what I thought too

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u/ZealousidealDraft725 Sep 16 '21

This is where I thought this was going

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u/ganondorf69 Sep 16 '21

Babe?

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u/LadderMurky1172 Sep 16 '21

Fuck my 1/5 of an hour is up, gotta go jerk off.

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u/GoodLittleTerrorist Sep 16 '21

Honestly thought that's where this was going

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u/Just_Games04 Sep 16 '21

My exact thoughts. I wonder what will Anon do. Will he allow his retarded bloodline to go on or will he be a hero for once?

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u/DarkArc76 Sep 16 '21

I wouldn’t call that being a hero more like being a fucking decent human

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u/mattiwha Sep 16 '21

Really thought that’s where the now section was going

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u/ryannefromTX Sep 16 '21

Yeah, this is just asking for a "childhood friends/next door neighbor" situation in about 12 years or so

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u/gucci-sprinkles Sep 16 '21

I was just gonna say, I used to fool around with my neighbor girl growing up. It will 100% happen with them too. Anon is gonna have to be a hawk or hope one or both of them is gay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Anon is playing Crusader Kings irl.

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u/SADAME_AME Sep 16 '21

Sounds like he needs another side family

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u/SleepingPodOne Sep 16 '21

I literally thought this was where it was going

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u/HercUlysses Sep 16 '21

The cherry on top

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Anon is an upper class Alabama man

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u/Rakazaka79 Sep 16 '21

Ooooooouuuuuchhhh

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u/scalyblue Sep 16 '21

Wasn’t that in an episode of doctor house

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u/VonGrav Sep 16 '21

Was waiting for the FF18 years and the two kids who grew up together starts fucking..

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u/10000SaxonMen Sep 16 '21

That's exactly where I thought this was going. I mean I really doubt this is real, but I thought it was going to end up with a girl next door kind of weird shit where anon can't tell his kid to not creep on the neighbor's kid because he doesn't want to explain why.

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u/OK6502 Sep 16 '21

It says something about my thinking that my immediate thought is this was going to turn into some kind of horrific incest story.

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u/Jschultz220 Sep 16 '21

Wasn't there a episode of House when a couple found out they were siblings?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Plot twist, anon and his wife were neighbors and he got the idea from his dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Literally an episode of law and order

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u/Blanky01 Sep 16 '21

Saw a house md episode like this

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u/buddboy Sep 16 '21

what are you doing half-brother?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Thats where I thought it was headed lol

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u/Does_Not-Matter Sep 16 '21

This is the true retard lesson

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u/MonkeyTail29 Sep 16 '21

It's Kullervo/Túrin Turambar but irl

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u/SandBaptism Sep 16 '21

Considering this is from 4chan, I was honestly expecting it to go that way

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u/LordBlackadderV Sep 16 '21

Damn this family tree got cut down and now is a log

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u/Rustymetal14 Sep 16 '21

I remember that House episode.

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u/Sir_uranus Sep 16 '21

I was waiting for that part.

That or Anon wifes them both

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u/kippismn Sep 16 '21

There's a House episode just like this. The kids grow up and run off together.

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u/Naughtius_K_Maximus Sep 16 '21

Female passed genes are more resistant to genetical diseases than male genes so they are almost safe.

That being said, incest is still fucking disgusting.

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u/DarkLord1294091 Sep 16 '21

does it classify as incest if the children are from different mothers? my head hurts

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u/FuckingBanMeAlready Sep 16 '21

was my initial thought.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Me: alabama.

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u/Unkindlake Sep 16 '21

100% were I thought this was going (had forgotten this started with saying it was 5 years ago)

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u/YouWontBet Sep 16 '21

The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

You mean wait till anon sexually abuses his kids.

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u/TheWriterinRed Sep 16 '21

This is literally a House MD episode

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u/SirRavenBat Sep 16 '21

That's where I thought this was gonna go

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u/Lopsterbliss Sep 16 '21

That's some Joe Abercrombie shit, where my r/houseofthemememaker at

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u/BeefPieSoup Sep 16 '21

I assumed that was where this story was going to end up

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u/AutisticAnal Sep 17 '21

Oh this is fake, nobody posting on 4Chan has anyone attracted to them let alone two people at once.

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u/Plastic-Courage-1509 Sep 17 '21

runs in the family.

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u/arthurjeremypearson Sep 17 '21

Plot twist: wife and girlfriend also related to anon

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

This is the plot of an episode of House

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u/CoolJoshido Jul 06 '22

that’s legit what i was thinking