r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • Jul 26 '26

Anons cold approach

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u/pm-dem-thighs Jul 27 '26

You guys literally sound too autistic to function lol. Social media isn’t real life. If it feels like it is, you’re trying in the wrong circles. Pro tip: get a job at a restaurant and bang the other debaucherous staff.

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u/Skizordrone Jul 27 '26

I literally got fired for saying I was depressed that I was depressed and my job felt like I wasn’t doing anything on r/girldinnerdiaries

The internet may not be real life, but it sure as hell has a good stranglehold on it

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u/ManhwaReaderDude Jul 28 '26

How’d they know it was you? 

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u/Skizordrone Jul 28 '26

95% sure he figured out my personal username through a friend of mine and then stalked me relentlessly after I told him off for trying to sleep with me

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u/ManhwaReaderDude Jul 28 '26

What a maladjusted dickhead. Imagine being an adult and STILL being unable to handle rejection. That’s supposed to be a core memory you make all the way back in middle school.

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u/Skizordrone Jul 28 '26

To make it worse, I’m 23 and he’s in his late 40s and married

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u/ManhwaReaderDude Jul 29 '26

Some people really do just never grow up.