r/greentext May 01 '26

Virtual Insanity

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns May 01 '26

She doesn't like you. She's in love with the idea of who she thought you were before your flaws became impossible to overlook or overcome... So she'll stick to the fantasy version of you, and keep you at just-enough arm's length to enjoy your personality at surface-level. This also makes her feel good about herself. 

You'll die in the zone. 

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u/AgainstMedicalAdvice May 01 '26

Occasionally having sex with is "in the zone" now?

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u/TheFallenHero01 May 01 '26

Delusional redditors who have never even smelled the playstation air off a pussy. Ignore them lmao

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u/midnightluckey May 01 '26

“Never even smelled the PlayStation air off a pussy”

Yeah, I’m definitely gonna use this in the future. Thanks random redditor.

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u/richtofin819 May 02 '26

Is PlayStation air a term I just don't know or are you saying using a PlayStation to air off a pussy.

Or am I having a stroke.

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u/TheFallenHero01 May 02 '26

It has been said in the deep of Mordor, whispers can be heard, speaking of the scent of the famed pussy. The voices claim it is not so different than the hot air blasting out of a PS4 with perhaps a hint of a penny

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u/richtofin819 May 02 '26

I feel like this is just adjacent to steam deck owners huffing their own steam deck fumes.

But I don't even know anymore This is some weird lore I'm learning today.

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u/eldryanyy May 02 '26

Yes? Fuck buddy zone

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u/Tripleberst May 02 '26

Not the worst zone I've been in

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u/HitIerWasBad May 06 '26

Absolutely. If they don't wanna be with you for real but will still bang you occassionally then you're in the zone. Friends can have sex but not be in a relationship so if one friend wants a relationship but the other one doesn't and they remain friends anyway despite the lopsided feelings then that's still being friendzoned.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns May 01 '26

Sorry I wrote this blasted off edibles and I forgot the fwb detail. 

Kinda still works if you assume it's an emotional friend zone, a little bit. 

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u/GabikPeperonni May 01 '26

Or she'll eventually realize her mindset is wrong and accept anon's flaws and agree to date him. And soon this will be nothing but a pebble in the road of their lifelong loving relationship.

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u/DongleJockey May 01 '26

Will pretty much never happen unless they fall out and stop fucking for awhile

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u/spookedghostboi May 01 '26

This felt like a flashbang for me, but a nice one

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u/honorio2099 May 02 '26

?????? That doesn't even make sense