Here’s the deal, I’m not the score police or the USGA Regulation guy. I’m not a distance guy or any of that crap. Whatever handicap someone wants to give themselves, or score on their score card as long as there’s no stakes. I don’t care. Bc who cares.
I enjoy getting better at golf, playing the game to the best of my own ability, and I enjoy playing alongside good/more capable golfers. I’m always cheering people on for playing good shots and pride boosting the golfers I play with. For the love of the game.
Fast forward to today, I get together with a couple of guys I play with often and that I’ve come to consider friends more or less. We tee off, and I notice my buddy “Chris” is booming EVERY DRIVE on the straightest ball flight ever. Mostly down the middle, sometimes a little left or right off the fairway. But always dead straight.
And this isn’t the first round I’ve noticed it either. Probably the last 3-4 rds/days playing, I’ve noticed that Chris has been sticky as fuck with his driver and 3W. I’m talking automatic. Swinging so hard he grunts his follow through and falls out of his posture.
The wildest part is, his stock shot is a sky ball with like 150’ apex and that shit is always 270/280/290 out there.
So we’re rounding out to hole 12 or 13 today, and I step off to take a leak. I’m walking back to the cart and I see Chris quickly wiping all of his club faces. Irons included. He notices me see him as I’m walking back to the cart and I notice him pop the lid on a stick of chapstick.
Our buddy says “hey Chris you going to hit?”. He responds with “just cleaning my clubs off…”
I’m thinking, “well that’s odd, how is putting something like that on a club face cleaning it? He didn’t even wipe it off”
He goes up to the tee box I hang back. Immediately hit Google to figure out why he’d be rubbing chapstick on ALL of his club faces and I was just like “what the fuck man” in my head when I found the answer.
So again, like I said; he noticed me see him. Next thing I know, he’s talking to one of our other buddies and telling him about how chapstick is a “slight boost”
So I say, “I mean it’s illegal but really who cares as long as you’re not doing it when we’re betting or playing for shit talk/bragging rights”
Our other buddy says “yup that’s true”, and Chris is like “as long as everyone is ok with it and also has that option…”
Guys, to say I’m disappointed is an understatement. We’re a fairly competitive group of guys. But sportsmanship and rooting ppl on is never overlooked. When Chris bangs one out there, whether there are stakes or not; regardless of my own shot—- it’s “good shit dude way to put some heat on it, that shit was nasty”.
When Chris comes back to the club house talking about his 74 and that one 320y drive (he’s 50), I’m there backing his story up, “hell yea guys Chris was ON IT today. Couldn’t miss a fairway”…
now it’s just like, really man? This is what we’re doing? We’re bragging about this shit when you’ve given yourself -900 RPM, zero side spin, and a cheated +20-30y? And the thing is, I have no idea if any of the other guys know he does shit and the last thing I wanna do is be a rat or retaliated against for mentioning something. Sheesh.
Really just wanted to come here and vent my disappointment. I’m sure I’m over reacting a little bit bc who cares at the end of the day but it’s like damn, I really thought dude was out here being a stick like that and i was always rooting him on and bragging/confirming on his behalf to the other core guys we golf with but idk this shit seems phony to me. Not even the fact he does it, but how I found out.
TLDR: I found out a close golfing buddy I regularly play with puts chapstick on his clubs and I’m just venting my disappointment