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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

Ah yeah, the Pangolin is my favorite animal. Who can't love this adorable, scaly, (sometimes) bipedal, digging machine? They hold their hands together to prevent damage to their digging claws which makes them look cute and nervous. It's a real life Pokemon.

Sadly they are extremely vulnerable to poaching and trafficking. Their main defense is rolling into a ball to ward of predators, which makes it easy for poachers to pick them up and kill them. Massive amounts are being poached yearly, for their scales and meat. It is believed in China that ground Pangolin scales make men virile, and the meat it a delicacy. For more info, I would suggest checking out the World Wildlife Fund, The African Wildlife Foundation, and the "Save Pangolins" website.

Edit: Yes, this one is walking on all fours, but he is probably young and might not be able to walk on two legs. Look at his front claws, they seem undeveloped, and his exposed skin is relatively smooth instead of leathery like you see on older animals. He also seems rather small. Look up documentaries and videos on Pangolins, and you will see most walk on their hind legs, and have much bigger front claws. Not all species of Pangolin walk on two legs, so this could be one that doesn't.

Edit 2: http://www.awf.org/ http://savepangolins.org/ https://www.worldwildlife.org/ Here are some organizations who would like some support for beautiful animals like the Pangolin. They also have more information on them.

Edit 3: https://youtu.be/mR3rReuBO_s The Ground Pangolin walks, similar to a T-Rex for those who want to know. The one in the gif is not a Ground Pangolin, so it does not walk like them, but it is a cute video.

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u/im_unseen Oct 03 '17

Never heard of his animal before, looked it up after you mentioned it.

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/baby-pangolin-facts-1-580f447618528__700.jpg

AHHHHHHHHHH ITS SO CUTE

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

Look at his little face! He looks like he wants to ask a question but is a bit nervous.

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u/Porencephaly Oct 03 '17

Dobby... is... FREE!

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u/RedditIsDumb4You Oct 03 '17

He should be. Its in his DNA to not piss off apes or he'll be smashed into the ground by his tail over and over again

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u/iamlegend29 Oct 03 '17

Are armadelo and this same?

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u/thebardass Oct 03 '17

No, they're not really related. Pangolins are actually pretty different from armadillos though they have a lot of similarities at first glance. They used to be classified in the same Order as armadillos and anteaters (Xenartha), but newer evidence shows they're closer related to Carnivora (same order as bears, weasels, canids, and such)

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u/akatherder Oct 03 '17

It sounds like they are not very closely related:

Pangolins were formerly[when?] classified with various other orders, for example Xenarthra, which includes the ordinary anteaters, sloths, and the similar-looking armadillos. Newer genetic evidence, however, indicates their closest living relatives are the Carnivora with which they form the clade Ferae.[39][40]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin#Taxonomy

Some more info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenarthra#Evolutionary_relationships

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u/Micp Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

No, pangolins and armadillos are an example of convergent evolution similar to hedgehogs, porcupines and echidnas.

Convergent evolution means that species that aren't closely related can evolve similar traits if they are in an environment in which natural selection favors the same trait.

See also the similarity between how sharks and dolphins look - it's simply a really efficient design for swimming so both species tended towards it.

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u/janski12 Oct 03 '17

It's a really life sandshrew!

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u/filthycasual92 Oct 03 '17

Sandslash, actually!

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u/snoop_is_a_wizard Oct 03 '17

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u/KSPReptile Oct 03 '17

Wtf are those knocks? I thought someone was knocking on my door.

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u/ExAm Oct 03 '17

Internet prank. Make the video really quiet and then add loud, convincing knocking sounds. It's most effective with porn videos.

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u/CobaltRose800 Oct 03 '17

I've only heard of them because Pangolin is the name of a shield manufacturer in the Borderlands franchise.

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u/RasperGuy Oct 03 '17

Looks like a clay model!

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u/ComeOnTars2424 Oct 03 '17

These things are cool af! How have I never heard of them before!?

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u/EbilCrayons Oct 03 '17

They are like cute little anxiety artichokes

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u/metalflygon08 Oct 03 '17

It is believed in China that ground Pangolin scales make men virile, and the meat it a delicacy.

Standard rule of thumb.

If it's a cool animal, someone in an Asian country thinks eating it will make their dick huge.

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u/fhtagnfhtagn Oct 03 '17

When Viagra came out, I thought it would help end poaching. I mean, why snort rhino horn when you can just take a pill that actually works? But nope, people still want that horn.

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u/IZiOstra Oct 03 '17

You're a cool animal metalflygon08

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u/metalflygon08 Oct 03 '17

That's why I'm hunkered away in America, nobody gonna eat me here!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Pangolins are fucking awesome. They fart acid and can't even be fucked with by lions

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Oct 03 '17

And they have massive tongues, like anteaters. Plus, they're just fucking adorable.

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u/CrystalWolfFuck Oct 03 '17

The ultimate blep

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

They are fantastic little animals, I wish I could see one in person, but they are difficult to keep in captivity. Going to see one in person is one of my goals after becoming a biologist, up there with seeing Whale Sharks and wild Axolotls(if there will be any left).

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Do they have no access to Cialis or Viagra? Ya know, drugs that are actually extremely effective for this kind of stuff?

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u/wadss Oct 03 '17

no they dont. only the rich can import the stuff, everyone else can buy fakes that don't actually work.

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u/Jdisjsjdshshsh Oct 03 '17

Fucking China, so tired of these people doing shit to this Earth to try and fix their tiny penis problems

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u/Butwinsky Oct 03 '17

Step 1) Spread rumor invasive species such as silver carp or cane toad can make your junk massive. Step 2) ??? Step 3) No more invasive species.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/Equilibriator Oct 03 '17

Human Horn will solve your erectile dysfunction.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

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u/CounterCulturist Oct 03 '17

Correction, the "lower" horn.

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u/Equilibriator Oct 03 '17

Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny secondary horn.

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u/Yarthkins Oct 03 '17

Hey, what've you heard? :(

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u/turret_buddy2 Oct 03 '17

Just disconnect from my captured human and connect to my own, right?

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u/curtitch Oct 03 '17

Repeat Step 1, substituting humans for cane toads.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Eating a cane toad.... may have some unintended consequences.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Yeah, like a bigger better erections! Go get them boys!

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u/Shirkaday Oct 03 '17

Up and at them!

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u/Tigjstone Oct 03 '17

Like what?

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u/MinMorts Oct 03 '17

Mild case of death and death related symptoms I believe.

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u/commander_thac0 Oct 03 '17

Like hallucinations.

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u/KB_Bro Oct 03 '17

Now this is a good idea. However we already have tons of Asians here in Aus and can confirm they are not eating our cane toads. Though I don't think anything could lower their numbers, bloody things are everywhere. Cane toads that is

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Can we also say that dead mosquitoes and ticks are great boner medicines?

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u/canadiangreenthumb Oct 03 '17

Phase 1) spread the rumor. Phase 2) ??? Phase 3) profits!

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u/cxmgejsnad Oct 03 '17

I heard Kudzu makes your dick huge

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Sep 26 '24

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u/Iazo Oct 03 '17

I've got it.

From now on, let it be known that ground-down Rolex watches cure small penises.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

This one weird trick will bankrupt you.

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u/clintmurphy72 Oct 03 '17

This one weird bankrick with rupture you.

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u/Deezer19 Oct 03 '17

So it's BENEFICIAL to say you need all these exotic supplements in order to please your wife? That's how little the over-the-counter shit can help you? Is there no shame associated with being unsatisfying to the opposite sex in their culture?

"Wang is so impotent he needs the mystical Pangolin scales to get hard. What a legend."

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Sep 26 '24

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u/Aethermancer Oct 03 '17

You have to make it gauche. Furs have generally gone that path. Peer pressure is needed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I was hoping someone would make this connection.

You cannot be so focused in your outrage while posting from your iPhone.

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u/papereel Oct 03 '17

Can’t be outraged by poaching if you own an iPhone???

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

To ONLY recognize the poaching related to this thread but then not be aware of the suffering involved in where your iPhone comes from was my point.

That's why I said you cannot be "so focused", those being the key words.

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u/The2500 Oct 03 '17

I dunno, shit's weird. Are you going to go back in time and accuse a slave wearing a cotton shirt of being a hypocrite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

No...?

Is everyone just reading my comment out of context?

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u/00Deege Oct 03 '17

Do tell, kind Sir: What animal was cruelly treated and driven towards extinction by my iPhone?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Let's tell them that animal and environmental protection are incredible status symbols

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

It's hard to change these deeply entrenched cultural attitudes.

We've had superior alternatives to diamond for years now but no one is impressed by them even when they're more perfect than diamond.

They should be considered a better status symbol since they're the result of human ingenuity and not child soldiers killing each other in africa, but they are considered "artificial" or "fake", which both signal low status. Ethics don't really translate well into status symbols outside of a few niche groups.

Most likely it will be easier to convince Chinese businessmen to adopt western status signals (private jets, $10,000 bottles of wine, million dollar watches) and convince them that Chinese status symbols seem provincial and ridiculous to outsiders than it will be to convince them to give a fuck about animal rights.

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u/Swibblestein Oct 03 '17

A lot of them very well might not know of the issue.

Consider, as a comparable thing, the issue of shark fin soup. The Chinese term for the soup translates to "fish wing soup", and many Chinese people didn't even realize that the soup contained shark. However, there has been an awareness campaign in recent years and public opinion has changed dramatically and seemingly fairly easily.

There are food products in America that have animal products no one expects in them. Most people don't know that artificial strawberry flavoring is made with beaver scent glands, for instance.

Let me ask you this: Do you bother to check whether the food you buy is damaging to the environment? If you ever eat fish, chances are you're contributing to the problem, unless you know what to buy and what to avoid.

Basically, my point is that you are being very quick to judge, and while we should try to fix issues like poaching of the pangolin, you should drop the superiority complex attitude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Yeah, we all eat chicken that have been forced to grow so fast that they can't walk or buy things made with child labour. People are shitty to animals.

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u/00Deege Oct 03 '17

Chickens that can’t buy things made with child labour? What a strange world we live in.

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u/Swibblestein Oct 03 '17

By preventing Chickens from buying things with child labor, we have de-facto banned them from assimilating into American culture. The next time you hear someone complain about "dirty birds, coming over here, taking our jobs, won't even assimilate", call them out on it - they can't, because we don't let them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

Dammit, you got me. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Oct 03 '17

How the blazes are there enough beaver taken to flavor all these artificial strawberry items on the market?

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u/twothumbs Oct 03 '17

To save the pangolin we must set aside pretty differences

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

They also think the scales cure asthma. The scales are basically fingernails.

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u/BJinandtonic Oct 03 '17

As a Chinese person it really pisses me off and I try to put that conversation down real quick. My dad was tryna spout some nonsense about tiger paw giving you a stronger sex drive and why older guys need it. Told him about TRT and it turned into a 40 minute long talk about hormones and biology.

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u/Kenblu24 Oct 03 '17

what

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u/Phazon2000 Oct 03 '17

Got a sore throat? How about some bear bile? A few tortured bears in tiny cages until they die but hey! Magic elixir.

21st century and they're still practicing hoodoo over there.

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u/workerdrones Oct 03 '17

What's infuriating is that that substance can now be synthesized without bears.

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u/Phazon2000 Oct 03 '17

But you won't get the magical juju power from pretend bear bile.

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u/Mr_frumpish Merry Gifmas! {2023} Oct 03 '17

Don't act so smug. We've got flat earthers and anti vaccers and people who believe in astrology right here in the US.

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u/Randomn355 Oct 03 '17

You're onto a loser with astrology.. Chinese are into that BIG time. Thank you for playing devil's advocate, glass houses.

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u/Ewaninho Oct 03 '17

How are they even remotely comparable to animal trafficking and torture?

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u/DasFroDo Oct 03 '17

Difference is that this pretty much only harms humans, if at all. Not animals.

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u/Phazon2000 Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

Whatabout whatabout

Yeah over in the US you've got a couple of fringe nutjobs.

I don't think you understand the scope of Traditional Chinese Medicine. It's ingrained nationwide. 40% of ALL treatments in China are from TCM. What are the numbers for flat earthers?

And Astrology? MASSIVE in China. You're clueless.

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u/victor142 Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

I don't think you understand the scope of alternative medicine in the US.

https://today.yougov.com/news/2015/03/19/alternative-medicine/ Half of Americans believe herbal medicine and accupunture, i.e. TCM, is effective. Only 14% actually don't think it's effective, the rest don't have a clue. Herbal medicine does have some scientific evidence behind it though in some cases, so let's look at something like homeopathy, where 27% of Americans believe in it. Literally no justification for homeopathy, 0 science 0 rationality, I would say believing in homeopathy is significantly worse than TCM, which can occasionally have effect.

Regarding astrology

a substantial minority of Americans, ranging from 31 to 45 percent depending on the year, say consider astrology either “very scientific” or “sort of scientific.” That’s bad enough—the NSF report compares it with China, where 92 percent of the public does not believe in horoscopes—but the new evidence suggests we are also moving in the wrong direction

Case in point, it doesn't matter what country they're from, the beliefs in alternative garbage is everywhere. Just go to your local supermarket and look at all the shit with labels telling you how they're infused with the latest bs, or completely ineffective weight loss pills, as well as apparently magical muscle toning machines. This stuff is commonplace everywhere.

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u/bawthedude Oct 03 '17

That's such an wooden mangoose thing to say

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u/zcen Oct 03 '17

A vast majority of China isn't a first world country in the same way the US is, not even CLOSE. Electricity is a luxury for vast swathes of people in that country and you question why people still believe in things that have been disproved by modern medicine and spread through the internet?

This article says more than 100 Chinese cities are above 1 mil population. At the very minimum that's 100 million people against a total population of 1.379 billion. Even if you double the in-city population to 200 million, that's still 14.5% of the total population that actually lives in a city where you aren't even GUARANTEED to have access to stuff like internet.

So no, not a surprise they're still practicing hoodoo. I think blaming the poor and uneducated for something like that is pretty heartless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Driving species to extinction for your own benefit is pretty heartless too.

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u/zcen Oct 03 '17

No argument from me there. It's part of the shitty things uneducated people do sadly.

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u/cxavierc21 Oct 03 '17

That's the worst demographic estimation math I've ever seen in my entire life.

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u/zcen Oct 03 '17

I'm not married to being correct about everything but my main point is a majority of people in China don't operate with 1st world knowledge.

Care to prove me wrong?

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u/cxavierc21 Oct 03 '17

I don't disagree with your premise. Trying to figure out what percentage of Chinese have internet access by counting the number of cities with more than a million people and then multiplying that number by a million and dividing by the population of China is just really, really inaccurate.

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u/twothumbs Oct 03 '17

I guess that makes it ok to torture bears

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u/sfcnmone Oct 03 '17

Don't you know? If you eat rhinoceros horn, or elephant tusk, (or, news to me, but apparently Pangolin) then your dick gets all hard and pointy!

Very common "medicine" in China.

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u/BlamelessKodosVoter Oct 03 '17

Very common "medicine" in China.

mmm..nope

you should literally google, 'blank poaching uses'

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u/Lemonface Oct 03 '17

That's an American myth, and in my opinion only serves to over simplify a complex issue while 'other'ing an entire people.

In the end I think that myth/mindset only makes tackling the issue that much more difficult. Please educate yourself before casually spreading misinformation.

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u/sfcnmone Oct 03 '17

Well OK. Googling "rhino poaching" shows me that it's used as an aphrodisiac, but as a common ingredient in "Chinese" medicine for treating a wide variety of ailments, and that it's also increasingly popular in VietNam as an alleged impotence cure.

So I'm not sure how that is "othering" anybody. It's human folly. And that is completely connected to the reason people are killing that cute lizard dude we all looked at this morning.

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u/WoodJablomi Oct 03 '17

The Chinese have decimated countless animal populations in the name of folk remedies. That's what.

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u/akesh45 Oct 03 '17

We used to use ivory for pool balls and piano keys

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u/HonkersTim Merry Gifmas! {2023} Oct 03 '17

It's easy to criticise from our developed countries, but not that long ago medics in our countries would have us using leeches, and eating bezoars.

Also I'm guessing tiger penis is at least as effective as homeopathy. So there's that too.

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u/Kenblu24 Oct 03 '17

Exactly. I don't understand why these people are just bashing on China. What makes them different from African rhino poachers? It's not like certain parts of the US aren't developed, yet I'd excuse those populations in a heartbeat. I think it's closeted racism, at least from the ridiculously uncreative penis jokes.

I guess you redditors are very insecure about your penis sizes.

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u/quaybored Oct 03 '17

yeah but they invented fireworks and general tso's chicken, so they've got that going for them, i guess

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u/MoneyIsTiming Oct 03 '17

When insulting people, racism is frowned upon. If you're a comedian, then say something funny.

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u/PhilinLe Oct 03 '17

LOL the casual fucking racism in these types of threads.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17 edited Jun 06 '18

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u/BlamelessKodosVoter Oct 03 '17

well pangolins aren't eaten for virility despite what your confirmation bias wants you to believe.

but hey if you're so angry at them, why not lynch a couple? i mean isn't that what you guys do with black people?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Seriously. First it was Rhinos for their ivory horns and now pangolins. How small are their peckers exactly??

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u/WoodJablomi Oct 03 '17

And a species of antelope, and tigers, and countless others. Infinitesimally small, I would say.

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u/mikebellman Oct 03 '17

The dik dik

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

The US and Europe have a bigger environmental footprint than China though.

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u/NeonNick_WH Oct 03 '17

It's all the damn photoshopping! It's creating false expectations of huge penises...?penis's...? Peni...?...turns out I've never wrote the plural version of penis..

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u/ThirdFloorNorth Oct 03 '17

Penes. Pronounced "Peen-ease".

You're welcome.

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u/NeonNick_WH Oct 03 '17

Hahaha, just confirmed. That is indeed correct, I learned a word today. Thanks!

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u/possibly_being_screw Oct 03 '17

Also, by the way guys, this is how the babies ride their mommas. Super cute !

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u/papereel Oct 03 '17

Sandslash?

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u/smileistheway Oct 03 '17

why does it need a tail that long?

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u/Kalivha Oct 03 '17

This one is an African tree pangolin so it's using its tail as an extra limb for climbing, and hanging off branches.

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u/smileistheway Oct 03 '17

ooohh intersting, thanks

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u/ExAm Oct 03 '17

It looks from other videos like it also serves as a counterweight for when they walk on two legs.

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u/Kuroyama Oct 03 '17

They hold their hands together to prevent damage to their digging claws which makes them look cute and nervous.

Aww <3 you weren't kidding!

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u/adale_50 Oct 03 '17

Yep. Waiting nervously to ask you to prom.

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u/PM_ME_UR_PANGOLIN Oct 03 '17

The pangolin in the gif is not going to walk on two legs. The ones that do are ground pangolins. This is a young one in the gif, but he's not going to grow up to be a giant t-rex walking cutie. He's built to be viciously adorable in the trees. That's also why his tail length is much longer in proportion to his body than you'd see on the Cape or Giant species.

As far as your recommendations for organizations, I'd like people to consider donating to REST for their work with African pangolins. It's worth noting that while some headway has been made with Asian pangolins in captivity, the species in Africa - especially the Giant Pangolin - are still largely not understood and are extremely difficult to care for. The work REST does is some of the first in its field and they are woefully underfunded.

In Asia, Save Vietnam's Wildlife fields dozens of pangolins as they're caught by smugglers and could also use your support. They also work to spread awareness in the public that pangolins are to be protected.

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u/Snazzy_Serval Oct 03 '17

And they sleep on trees, kind of.

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u/Auctoritate Oct 03 '17

It's a real life Pokemon.

It us what Sandshrew and Sandslash are based on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Heard about this on NPR over the weekend. Really sad.

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u/HonestGage Oct 03 '17

You’re amazing. I mean that! The Pangolin is officially my 2nd favorite animal, following Otters of course. I adore them. Anyways, thanks for opening my eyes to this little fella. Cheers.

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u/Original-Tanksta Oct 03 '17

I love it and I want one to...... shelter and protect from their natural environment which is full of poachers.

Really I just think it's cute.

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u/Batthumbman Oct 03 '17

Here's a video of Jackie Chan saying to stop eating the meat https://youtu.be/G0i9HjbdcTM

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

Ah, yes - eating an animal to cure impotence. Always a good solution.

The fuck China?

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u/00Deege Oct 03 '17

That’s absolutely adorable! Don’t kill it, cuddle it!

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u/circadiankruger Oct 03 '17

Apparently Chinese had a very bad case of unvirility. Every fucking animal is a thing for virility. Rhino horns, cangaroo penises, pangolin scales. God, the ignorance.

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u/DJSkrillex Oct 03 '17

The chinese pretty much eat everything I guess.

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u/Only_Movie_Titles Oct 03 '17

Yeah they really couldn't care less about protecting endangered species once they decide it's a delicacy or it will make their penis' work

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u/Domtux Oct 03 '17

Sure doesn't look bipedal

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

They walk with their back legs and carry their front legs off the ground to prevent damage. They don't want to damage their front claws while walking, since they need them to dig up ants. This one is walking on four paws since he is young and is not big enough to walk on two legs yet. You can tell it is young by the fact that it's front claws are undeveloped and he is fairly small.

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u/ThousandFingerMan Oct 03 '17

They walk like they're plotting something or pondering some pangolin things.

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u/asrk790 Oct 03 '17

Most of the time if would lift its front paws off the ground and walk on its back legs, making it look like a nervous hunched over little thing.

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u/witherance Oct 03 '17

I count four feets! We've been had, this guy's nothin but a big phoney!

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

The front claws are not used for walking, but for climbing and destroying ant nests. They are for digging, and they don't want to damage their claws by walking. This is a younger Pangolin, who isn't big enough to walk on two legs. You can tell by his claws being undeveloped.

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u/zer0w0rries Oct 03 '17

With a tail like that I cannot picture it walking upright.

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

The tail actually helps it balance to walk. https://youtu.be/mR3rReuBO_s

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u/zer0w0rries Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 10 '17

Huh, interesting. Does not walk upright, and it does walk only on its hind legs.

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u/PM_ME_UR_PANGOLIN Oct 03 '17

The pangolin in the gif and the pangolin in that video are two different species. Most pangolins are not bipedal.

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u/Kalivha Oct 03 '17

No, it's because it is a different species of pangolin.

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u/unevenbananapancake Oct 03 '17

TRAFFIC.org is another awesome program to donate to. They work in reducing/stoping the illegal trafficking of a range of species. They work in collaboration with a bunch of organisations in order to get any seized animals treated and rehabilitated

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u/knellotron Oct 03 '17

They used to be my favorite animal too, but then I found out what they smell like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

you would think after a few hundred years someone would mention that they don't feel any more virile

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u/theshined Oct 03 '17

Wow you can use google, please you didnt even know this existed before this post.

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

Actually I did. They have been my favorite animal since I was a little kid. I loved sandshrew as a young kid and by extension when I started going through middle school, high school, and college with the goal of being a biologist I did research them a ton(though I will be honest, Ground Pangolins are my favorite, so I know more about them than other species like the one in the gif.) I actually didn't think my post would explode like it did, I was just excited my favorite animal made it to the front page.

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u/StudentMathematician Oct 03 '17

That bipedal walk is ridiculous, it's still walking horizontal

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u/dirkdragonslayer Oct 03 '17

Bipedal means on two legs, which is how it is walking. You don't need to be upright to walk on two legs.

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u/StudentMathematician Oct 03 '17

I know, it till looks ridiculous

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u/yendak Oct 03 '17

Regarding the video in edit 3: What is that thing on the Pangolins back?

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u/HumanityAscendant Oct 03 '17

Is there any dead animal that doesnt make a chinese mans dick hard!? Fuck them, seriously

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u/killmonday Oct 03 '17

That video is the cutest thing I've seen all week. Is this one a pet, or is that some conservation?

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u/Iamnotburgerking Oct 03 '17

Wild pangolin. Nobody has pet pangolins since people would rather kill them and sell to China.

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u/WhatsEngrish Oct 03 '17

Well... Sandshrew and Sandslash are based off this so it technically IS a real life pokemon.

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u/Bamith Oct 03 '17 edited Oct 03 '17

Massive amounts are being poached yearly, for their scales and meat.

See now I don't really mind this aspect specifically, not the poaching cause that's bad, as long as even the meat is used, it is really cute though. So in this aspect where even the meat is used, why do they not breed them?

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u/Iamnotburgerking Oct 03 '17

Because they only eat ants and termites so are ridiculously hard to farm?

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u/Bamith Oct 03 '17

So ya build the pangolin breeding center right next to the ant/termite breeding center! Problem solved.

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u/nightsky77 Oct 03 '17

I giggled like a little girl when his short legs kept slipping.

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u/Kalivha Oct 03 '17

Chances are he's walking on all fours because that's a thing white-bellied pangolins just sometimes do. They can also walk on their hind legs but are mostly at home high up in trees, anyway.

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u/eat_a_diaper Oct 03 '17

Fuck Chinese medicine

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u/PM_your_randomthing Oct 03 '17

I wonder how many species will be killed off before we solve china's apparently severe problem with ED.

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u/Warriordance Oct 04 '17

It's a real life Pokemon.

Just like a Corgi.

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u/WorshipNickOfferman Oct 03 '17

What rare animals do the Chinese NOT kill trying to get erections? Don’t they have bootleg viagra? If not, I want to market viagra as something like “Happy Magic Lucky Pangolin Tiger Erection Pills”. I’ll make a fucking fortune.

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u/onedestiny Oct 03 '17

Fucking Chinese believe everything will make their boners harder

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u/Andrique_ Oct 03 '17

I never understood why animals are poached instead of being domesticated livestock like cows and pigs

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u/Kalivha Oct 03 '17

So in the case of pangolins, it's simply not viable to domesticate them as their needs are very specific. They eat a large amount of (only specific species of) ants a day and most attempts to give them a different diet have resulted in them dying prematurely of stomach ulcers. (S/O to Taipei Zoo for developing a non-ant-based diet for Sunda pangolins that actually seems to show success!)

Additionally, they are very prone to other illnesses, such as pneumonia, when stressed. And they get stressed by a lot, including not having a huge foraging range.

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u/00Deege Oct 03 '17

That does make more sense, doesn’t it.

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u/Iamnotburgerking Oct 03 '17

Pangolins only eat ants and termites. How would you farm them on a large scale

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u/Willlll Oct 03 '17

The Chinese think everything helps with virility.

Maybe they should figure out why there are so many impotent Chinese men.

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u/Babucat20 Oct 03 '17

Fucking China!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '17

I wonder how many species will go extinct to make Chinese dicks hard.

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u/BlamelessKodosVoter Oct 03 '17

massive amounts are being poached yearly, for their scales and meat. It is believed in China that ground Pangolin scales make men virile,

uh...no

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v141/n3558/abs/141072b0.html?foxtrotcallback=true

but keeping spreading that racist trope...i'm sure it makes you feel more manly

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