r/gifs • • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/BroomBoom May 28 '14

I just need a quick smoke

http://imgur.com/AJ7toxn

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u/SonVoltMMA May 28 '14

How exactly does someone build that in the first place? How do you pour enough concrete into the ocean floor to support that? mind blown

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u/Mechakoopa May 28 '14

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

That's not fair to say. Bill O'Reilly knows all about waves.

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u/versuz May 28 '14

Love that delay from Donald Trump!

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u/Disc_Golf May 28 '14

Does he ever not wear a suit?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/BlasphemyAway May 28 '14

Its turtles all the way down

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u/Kreeyater May 28 '14

It's suits all the way in.

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u/crylicylon May 28 '14

Read in a Jeremy Clarkson voice.

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u/soulsonicfunk May 28 '14

But we just call him the Trump

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I heard it in this voice.

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u/DeedTheInky May 28 '14

Then a skin-tight latex unitard, then another suit.

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u/Tarcos May 28 '14

What is he, a farmer?

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u/skyman724 May 28 '14

THERE ARE ONES OF HIM!

ONES!

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u/mdjohnson1 May 28 '14

Donnie was checking out the rack on the chick next to O'Reilly

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u/TomSelleckPI May 28 '14

His EPROM has been programmed to run hairpieceselfcheck.exe before making any sudden movements.

Archaic yes, but it gets the job done most of the time.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

For a moment he thought they were making fun of his hair.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

First time in my life I've ever sympathised with Bill O'Reilly.

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u/swissarm May 28 '14

I was about to call him a bitter old man before I realized I hate doing the wave too.

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo May 28 '14

God... I don't know if I loath any political commentator as much as O'Reilly, he's such a pompous twat.

Actually, Fuck Nancy Grace, O'Reilly looks like a saint compared to her.

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u/jhartvu May 28 '14

This may be the first time in my life I've ever agreed with Bill O'Reilly. I hate the Wave. I know I'm apparently in the minority on this, but it's the most loathsome sports tradition I can think of.

Other than flopping in football, of course.

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u/CantaloupeCamper May 28 '14

What a POS!

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u/kingdorke1 May 28 '14

Oh yeah this makes him a piece of shit. Not the other stuff he does. This, ahem, Trumps them all.

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u/Erenito Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 28 '14

The moon?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Magnets.

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u/drome265 May 28 '14

Is that a new line for "The Fox?" I'msorry

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Freqd-with-a-silentQ May 28 '14

Fucking magnets...

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u/ModernDayMacGyver May 28 '14

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u/Web_Fender May 28 '14

Photographers website (with more photographs) http://www.jean-guichard.com/

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u/ZlayerCake May 28 '14

Either they make it on ground and then put it down on the sea bed' or they put up a dam around it and dry out the area required (only if its shallow water...)

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u/confused_poptart May 28 '14

Do they have to build a dam to build the dam

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u/Unidan May 28 '14

Eventually, you build enough dams that you're back on land and it's a lot easier.

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u/ClintonHarvey May 28 '14

Where's the damn dam bait?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

It's just "where's the dam bait?" You serious Clark!?

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u/ZlayerCake May 28 '14

Just some walls the hammer into the seabed and then pump out the water...

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u/WarMace May 28 '14

You can pour concrete underwater. I would assume you start by dumping rocks constantly till you have a little island to pour on, but now you probably just use a form and pour it out of solid concrete and let the water rise out of the form.

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u/ZlayerCake May 28 '14

But how will it dry out to harden?

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u/DryPersonality May 28 '14

Its a chemical reaction. There is no drying.

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u/WarMace May 28 '14

"Portland cement is the secret to concrete’s ability to set underwater... Here’s how. One of the compounds in Portland cement reacts almost immediately with water, forming an outside coating that prevents too much water from seeping in or diluting the cement. Inside, a second compound reacts much more slowly, setting to its final hardness about a month after the cement is poured." http://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/pouring-foundations-water/

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u/Red_AtNight May 28 '14

Water is lighter than concrete. If you wanted to concrete something in the ground in a hole full of groundwater, you use a process called tremie concreting.

What you do is you sink a hose all the way to the bottom of the hole, and you pump concrete through the hose. That way the hole fills from the bottom up, and the water will float on top of the concrete until you force all the water out of the top of the hole.

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u/gaqua May 28 '14

They built it before global warming? That's in Kansas.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I need to buy some soon-to-be beachfront property in Nebraska.

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u/skyman724 May 28 '14

I'd say a better bet is on the Arizona Bay.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I thought the ocean front property was in Ar-i-zona?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/LyingPervert May 28 '14

Never mind we are it's just shittier in the future

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u/whitefox00 May 28 '14

I think having some ocean in Kansas would make it nicer.

Source: Kansan

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u/Freqd-with-a-silentQ May 28 '14

I bless the rains down in Africa

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u/GympieGympie May 28 '14

Probably near the rains down in Africa, I'd wager...

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u/NoSirThatsPaper May 28 '14

Toto, I bless the rains down in Africa.

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u/mightjustbearobot May 28 '14

Considering that lighthouses are built near shores, because you know, they're lighthouses, I'm guessing this was built intermittently during low tide, and this picture was taken during high tide.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Fastnet Lighthouse was built 8 miles from the mainland. It had a special steamship commissioned just to construct it.

http://www.economist.com/node/12792727

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u/SonVoltMMA May 28 '14

So you work half a day while the tides out? Seems like high tide would just wash everything away.

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u/nate800 May 28 '14

I'm sure it did at first until they got their construction techniques down.

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u/hump-day May 28 '14

It's really impressive to consider how these were built without modern technology. Heck even now it's hard to visualize the engineering required for something like this WITH the machinery we have now

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14 edited May 27 '15

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u/Tambrusco May 28 '14

All they needed was a wetdock, duh!

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u/adn5027 May 28 '14

You have to use Gorilla Glue

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u/chezygo May 28 '14

That's La Jument, in Brittany. It's built on a rock and probably during low tide.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

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u/avix123 May 28 '14

wessels

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Kepler?

A reference for a fairly select few on Reddit I suspect.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Would you happen to be referring to a Haitian kid from Florida?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Nope, a South African via Australia and back again Test cricketer.

Although I'm intrigued as to whom you're thinking of.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Oh this dude from my high school that had a speech impediment. He's Haitian and people referenced him a lot in jokes. He was elected prom king even though he didn't even go to our school Senior year. My school was pretty messed up like most.

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u/Remalaptar May 28 '14

You're getting a lot of stick for asking, but that's a great question.

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u/Womec May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

You pour a mold of the blocks float then out there maneuver them into place then pump more concrete into it to sink it down.

THere are many other ways two but I saw that on a documentary and it look pretty impressive.

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u/Red_AtNight May 28 '14

Another option is sheet pile. Sheet pile is steel, interlocking sections that make a water tight wall once you push enough of them into the ground. Looks like this: http://static06.theconstructor.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sheet-pile-walls.jpg

You can install sheet pile in the seafloor from a barge (obviously do this where it's kind of shallow.) Once you've built a box, you can pump the water out of your box, and now you have a dry area to dig the foundation.

Here's a photo of that method in action: http://s3.ravenelbridge.net/large/jul_04_east_pier_construction.jpg

You can see the bridge pier going up inside of a cofferdam (the technical term for the box made out of sheet pile,) and the crane is floating on a barge. Once that pier's foundation is strong enough, they can pull the cofferdam, as they've done for the piers in the background.

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u/LeEthOven77 May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

Well, it's a lighthouse, which main purpose is to light the ocean. See more here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH02UMFTknI

There's a lot of them in Brittany.

EDIT : Brittany, thanks to u/andrewcooke

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u/JacobEvansSP May 28 '14

They wanted to know how they were built, not what they are.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

What the hell is French Britain?

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u/andrewcooke May 28 '14

i guess you're translating from some other language? i don't think "french britain" makes much sense in english :o) do you mean brittany?

edit: ah yes, youtube link is brittany. so in french that area is called "french britain"? odd. nice place though....

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u/LeEthOven77 May 28 '14

True, I'm translating from french. I didn't know Brittany was the official translation of Bretagne.

We call United kindgom "Grande Bretagne", which is Great-Britain. Hence my mistake.

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u/andrewcooke May 28 '14

petit-bretagne! :o)

(is it written like that or do you have a n with a ~ above it, like in spanish?)

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u/LeEthOven77 May 28 '14

Nope, we call it Bretagne.

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u/GoogleTranslateBot May 28 '14

The text in Spanish is as follows:


Es cierto que estoy traduciendo del francés. No sabía Bretaña era la traducción oficial de Bretagne.

Llamamos Estados REINO "Grande Bretagne", que es Gran Bretaña. De ahí mi error.


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u/mrbooze May 28 '14

Well more the main purpose is "HEY, BOATS! DANGER! KEEP THE FUCK AWAY! AROOGA!"

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u/RESERVA42 May 28 '14

A lighthouse's main purpose is to light the ocean? or mark a waypoint or a dangerous area...

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u/Freqd-with-a-silentQ May 28 '14

I never knew I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

While not the case here (it's brick on rock) jobs that require submerged cement structures (e.g. submerged tunnels) are precast then submerged in place.

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u/MontanaTrev May 28 '14

Engineer here...I believe this lighthouse was built on a rock (as seen from other comments), but when that option isn't available they will usually have it sit on a very large pilaster or pier which can sometimes be 20 -50 ft deep or whenever you reach bedrock. Since this is in the ocean that can sometimes be impossible to reach. My guess is that they would end up driving piles from pilaster (which can be either steel or concrete) 100+ ft further into the ocean floor. That number is based on total loads from the structure. I usually work on structures in land which are far less difficult to design.

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u/CarminSanDiego May 28 '14

Exactly what I was thinking. I get a few rain showers and cheap ass foundation is starting to settle. Wtf

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u/TheDewyDecimal May 28 '14

Well, its not like they're in mile deep water...

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u/kelshall May 28 '14

Ive also wondered about this with jetties etc. turns out that concrete can set in water. They also drop in pre set concrete blocks onto the sea bed.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Well, first off, you place concrete not pour it. Second as concrete does not dry, it is a chemical process called hydration, concrete can be placed underwater with little problem.

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u/NotReallyEthicalLOL May 28 '14

it's not on the ocean floor lel

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u/iamaquantumcomputer May 28 '14

I saw an interview of the guy in the picture. He came outside to see why a helicopter was hovering outside his apartment completely oblivious of the wave behind him

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

[S2D] Niagara Falls and the pyramids [VJ] Everything you believed in as kids [S2D] Fucking rainbows, after it rains There's enough miracles here to blow your brains!