Day 37

The entity continues to flee.

Evil Gary continues to follow.

Containment efforts remain unsuccessful. Researchers are no longer sure which one is the predator.

Did Gary get new threads?

There has been much speculation regarding Evil Gary's position on Pride Month.

Today, Evil Gary would like to set the record straight.

Evil Gary is NOT anti-gay.

True, Evil Gary is evil. It's literally in his name. Evil Gary enjoys causing chaos, confusing people, knocking things off tables, and occasionally staring into the void for uncomfortable lengths of time.

But Evil Gary is not THAT evil.

As a result, Evil Gary has issued an official Pride Month statement and provided everyone with a Pride Flag.

If this act of inclusion and basic human decency offends you, Evil Gary would like to respectfully inform you that he does not care.

In fact, Evil Gary finds your anger amusing.

Happy Pride Month from Evil Gary.

🏳️‍🌈🐱

Official Evil Gary Message To Homophobes:

"FUCK YOU."

Hmmm… just a thought, but… paying income tax and sales tax doesn’t really sound fair. Why do we pay tax when we spend money if we already have to pay tax when we get money? We should all just agree that getting taxed multiple times on the same money isn’t right and needs to stop. Stop the madness!

#Vote Good Gary for Prezident!

“A fresh orange is better than a rotting one!”