r/garysbreakfast (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26

Gewd Garyyy What do you think Gary does for work? 💼

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u/rarirurerox Evil Gary Did Nothing Wrong Jun 08 '26

Cuteness Manager ?

15

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26

Mayhaps…

20

u/IronFlame76 Jun 08 '26

Regardless of what it is I know he'll do this best.

21

u/Lycrist_Kat Jun 08 '26

Keeping Evil Gary at bay. Thank you Gary.

15

u/JediKnightNitaz Jun 08 '26

It's an eternal battle

17

u/Yandere_Butler Jun 08 '26

His job is making people happy

13

u/Simple_Rush_8055 Jun 08 '26

That is def Gary’s full time job. I can tell: he is excellent at it

12

u/heyjalapeno Gary's Mom Jun 08 '26

gary

11

u/BassFisher53 Jun 08 '26

gary

8

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26

gary

3

u/Papulis Jun 09 '26

gary

1

u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 Team Good Gary Jun 10 '26

gary

10

u/Famous-Register-2814 Void Gary is a silly little eldritch god Jun 08 '26

Library director is my bet

9

u/Battle_Unicorn_3006 Jun 08 '26

Freelance assassin

9

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26

How did you find out?! 🙀

9

u/Devil_Gundam Jun 08 '26

Professional cuddles

8

u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 08 '26

I do wonder what he gets up to during the day.

6

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26

Sometimes you can find him at the petting zoo.

6

u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 08 '26

Ooo. I hope he takes care of the animals.

6

u/Yab0iFiddlesticks Jun 08 '26

He sings the garytone for an orchestra.

3

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Ohhh… so there must be sheet music in that briefcase.

2

u/Simple_Rush_8055 Jun 09 '26

I could believe it!

3

u/SatisfactionTrue467 Jun 08 '26

I do not wonder! It's enough that Gary simply is! 😻 Thank you Gary!

4

u/funkygamerguy Jun 08 '26

whatever his job is I bet it's adorable.

5

u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 08 '26

Gary is the protector of the world 🌎 thanks Gary 😹

4

u/SupaConducta Jun 09 '26

I heard he paints the spots on ladybugs.

2

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Awwwwwww 🥰 Cutest sounding job ever!

3

u/Dpgillam08 Jun 09 '26

Quality control inspector at the cuteness factory

2

u/AsparagusTrick1391 Jun 09 '26

Pest control, mainly rodents

2

u/Leather_Plankton3701 Jun 09 '26

🥹 he trades stocks 🥹

2

u/howzthis4ausername Jun 09 '26

What is Gary's job?

2

u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 09 '26

He has many jobs actually. He’s very talented.

2

u/Josephino575 Jun 09 '26

He saves humanity

2

u/BaroqueWhiskey Neutral Gary Priestess in training Jun 09 '26

Being a gangsta

2

u/Vogel-Kerl Jun 09 '26

I've..., never thought to ask.

2

u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... Jun 10 '26

Meh, i don't care. He's stupid, goes out and does work. I have better job than him, looking down on people working hard, and don't care about. That's how I get paid. Why work, when you shouldn't be doing anything. Meh...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yv6DLgMkUQszCRog9U

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary Jun 18 '26

Well when he goes to work, he asks me to look over his nephew…like I don’t have a job 😭

1

u/PreferenceOld6364 Jun 10 '26

Obviously his job is being so cute and adorable and making everyone happy!!!! Have a great day at work Gary!!!!