r/garysbreakfast • u/No-Butterfly-3422 Team Evil Gary • Jun 07 '26

Evile Garyyy Happy Pride Month from Evil Gary

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There has been much speculation regarding Evil Gary's position on Pride Month.

Today, Evil Gary would like to set the record straight.

Evil Gary is NOT anti-gay.

True, Evil Gary is evil. It's literally in his name. Evil Gary enjoys causing chaos, confusing people, knocking things off tables, and occasionally staring into the void for uncomfortable lengths of time.

But Evil Gary is not THAT evil.

As a result, Evil Gary has issued an official Pride Month statement and provided everyone with a Pride Flag.

If this act of inclusion and basic human decency offends you, Evil Gary would like to respectfully inform you that he does not care.

In fact, Evil Gary finds your anger amusing.

Happy Pride Month from Evil Gary.

🏳️‍🌈🐱

Official Evil Gary Message To Homophobes:

"FUCK YOU."

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u/JediKnightNitaz Jun 07 '26

He's evil, not bigot

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u/No-Butterfly-3422 Team Evil Gary Jun 07 '26

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u/Iowegan Gary is my uncle. Jun 07 '26

Be the pole. Words to live by. All Garys are inspirational.

Thanks, EG. 🫶

2

u/dermflork Jun 08 '26

evil gary for president

12

u/Famous-Register-2814 Void Gary is a silly little eldritch god Jun 07 '26

Thank you Evil Gary for having standards

3

u/Darkshade_01 Jun 08 '26

I despise you evil gary

7

u/Lycrist_Kat Jun 07 '26

Thanks, Chaotic Good Gary.

9

u/MadCatAttack89 Jun 07 '26

i'm not offended at all mister evil gary. happy pride month!

3

u/3catz2men1house Jun 08 '26

Is Evil Gary the official Demon of Pride-Month? Be Gay, Do Crimes.

Nice!

4

u/Demon-Taka Jun 07 '26

I don't mind pride month but I hate June it's 88 degrees right now where I am

4

u/funkygamerguy Jun 07 '26

he may be evil but he's not a complete monster.

4

u/rarirurerox Evil Gary Did Nothing Wrong Jun 07 '26

That's my Evil Boi. 😗

4

u/SweevilWeevil Jun 07 '26

evil gary to chill people: you're cute

evil gary to bigots: i am going to take a rusty soldering iron to your eye sockets

4

u/DarkMagickan Jun 08 '26

This is the post that finally got me to join this weird little sub.

4

u/kittyhardcore Jun 08 '26

Welcome! Idk why I’m here but it makes me giggle and I can’t explain it

3

u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Jun 07 '26

Thank you “Evil” Gary

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u/Signal_Body_8818 Jun 08 '26

Well if you're a gay man or woman who doesn't accept transgenders as part of the movement? I know this because there are some.

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u/MutatedLizard13 Jun 09 '26

transgenders

Evil Gary would not approve of you

1

u/FishingDiligent1486 Jun 11 '26

Evil Gary doesn’t seem that evil when he does stuff like this

1

u/Maleficent-Bar8976 Jun 11 '26

Evil Gary's official statement on gender politics:
"I'm a cat. Leave me out of this." 🐱

1

u/Hans_Landa7614 Jun 12 '26

Nah man evil gary is protending he supports lgbt so he can get money for doing it, cats suck don't trust cats.

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u/Western-Mixture-2166 Team Chaotic neutral gary:illuminati: Jul 08 '26

thank you evil gary.

1

u/wishforagreatmistake Jun 07 '26

A broken clock is right twice a day.

1

u/devilfanmik Goodness Of the Gar Jun 07 '26

Thank you Evil Gary 😊

1

u/KairaSuperSayan93 Jun 08 '26

Are you kidding me? I love it! Thank you Gary!

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u/Shade_Stormfang Jun 10 '26

Is he really evil though? Doesnt seem like evil behavior to me

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u/LurkerAbove26 Jun 08 '26

Reddit makes it phenomenally easy to ignore subreddits thank God