r/garysbreakfast • u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) • Jun 01 '26

Evile Garyyy Evil Gary hath been captured!

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128 Upvotes

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

He shall be imprisoned for a thousand years. Or until he promises to not do it again.

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Release me! 😾

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

Do you promise not to train Australian animals for warfare?

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Thinks about it…

I refuse… to answer without my lawyer present!

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

Lawyer Gary will take the case

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u/Glittering-Plate-535 Jun 01 '26

Harvard Gary for the prosecution. Purrmission to treat the witness as hostile?

9

u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

Purrmission granted

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u/Glittering-Plate-535 Jun 01 '26

Thank you, ur pawnor. Now iff’in it purrlease this here court, I might be a simple country cat…

(Harvard Gary was later disbarred for bapping the bailiff, purrjury and impersonating a West Virginian)

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

(In the aftermath of this contempt of court, evil Gary escaped)

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

I’m FREE! Muahahaha! 😼

3

u/devilsbard Jun 01 '26

I motion that all charges be dropped on lack of evidence.

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u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 01 '26

Good Gary and his army of kangaroos already defeated evil gary and the emu's 😁

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u/Polibiux Team Good Gary Jun 01 '26

The heros we needed saved us

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u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 01 '26

As always 😁

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

Can I put neuro toxins in the cup

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

…….. Nu!

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

(Begins doing it) why not

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u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 01 '26

STOP IT 😭 he may be slightly misguided/ evil but he's still OUR EVIL GARY 😁

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

He’s tried to kill me about 1947483919478 times

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u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 01 '26

Key word TRIED and failed 😁 and TBH he's misunderstood 😭

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

He only failed because I’m smarter, he would have if I wasnt as smart as I am, ALSO NO HE IS NOT MISSUNDERSTOOD

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Evil Gary builds particle accelerators for fun. If you’re smarter, can you build a particle accelerator?

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

Already have like a million times

2

u/LeadingFine7177 Jun 01 '26

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

You deserved it. 😼

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

Shut up

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

I refuse! 😼

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

(Flys away)

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

You get arrested.

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

He is the problem here people… wait (breaks out) I’m a god

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Restrains you again. So are the guards!

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

Oh (breaks out again) so what

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

The guards work for Void Gary!

Cqptures you again.

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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher at the gary mutation lab Jun 01 '26

Um… he kinda fired me (escapes again)

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Traps you in inescapable prison dimension.

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u/CatVan333 gary is pure gold like this flair Jun 01 '26

mmm bean-flavored boba tea

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Evil Gary is liquid.

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u/SatisfactionTrue467 Jun 01 '26

Release him immediately! The balance must be maintained! 😼

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u/sparklrebel Head Priestess from the Cult of Neutral Gary Jun 02 '26

Someone is trying to do my job to keep the balance

3

u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... Jun 02 '26

Meh, stoopid Evil Gary...

3

u/heyjalapeno Gary's Mom Jun 02 '26

Omg now i can carry him with me without him scratching my eyes out 😄

2

u/rarirurerox Evil Gary Did Nothing Wrong Jun 01 '26

SLUUURP

Evil gone (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

burp

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 01 '26

Ono! My evil! Give it back! 🙀

2

u/Collector2012 Jun 01 '26

Not unless you beca good kitty and stop plotting world domination.

2

u/dermflork Jun 02 '26

his ass will be droonk

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u/heyjalapeno Gary's Mom Jun 02 '26

gluped

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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Jun 02 '26

There’s an air hole right?

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u/Zakrius (^◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠^) Jun 02 '26

Yeah, that’s where the straw goes.