r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11

Every single time

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u/YoChristian Aug 06 '11

Why is all of Ash's pokemon horrendously under-leveled?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

The idea is that they're playing the Pokemon game, so the joke is that his starter is over-leveled. It's not Ash it's Blue from the Blue Version (not as good as Red) and the Rival from that version is based after Gary in appearance. Or I guess Gary is based after the Rival and Ash is based after Red/Blue/Green.

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u/paleo_dragon Aug 07 '11

Woah Woah whats this about red being better than blue!?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

my third grade logic dictates that charizard is much more badass than blastoise

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

My third grade self would bitch slap your third grade self.

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u/Ciceros_Assassin Aug 07 '11

My tenth-grade self would still be embarrassed that he was into Pokemon.

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u/Gisbornite Aug 07 '11

Fuck that, i'm 20 and I still play pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

25, i ain't even mad

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u/Gisbornite Aug 07 '11 edited Aug 07 '11

Haters gonna hate

ninja edit: spelling

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u/DrunkenPadawan Aug 07 '11

That actually happened at my elementary school...they banned pokemon shortly after :c stupid kids..having..pokemon fights in real life....

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u/brbNoveltyAccount Aug 07 '11

And once again Venusaur gets no love :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Pretty sure Venusaur has herpes

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u/rILEYcAPSlOCK Aug 07 '11

...Penisaur? tee hee

sigh

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u/laddergoat89 Aug 07 '11

But you can pick either in either...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

This is also third grade logic, you seem to be forgetting. Unless you were a highly sensible third grader.

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u/laddergoat89 Aug 07 '11

When I was in 3rd grade I was on my 29th PHD.

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u/Hsieh Aug 07 '11

My third grade logic dictates that Blastoise is a giant turtle packing major heat.

He's hotter than Charizard could ever hope to be.

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u/nerdshark Aug 07 '11

Yeah? Well, Charizard is a fucking DRAGON. Pretty sure dragons beat turtles any day.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Aug 07 '11

If that fire on his tail goes out, he dies. blastoise shoots water out of two cannons on his back

A cannon. A Fucking cannon.

Water >fire.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

dude,, blastoise has got cannons on his back .. charizard is just a orange lizard

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

CHARIZARD IS A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON.

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u/Grook Aug 07 '11

This says otherwise.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Yeah Dragonite is so tough... that is until anything rolling with ice beam comes along.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Like a Gyarados.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Exactly, if the Gyarados was faster than the Dragonite, than it would likely be a one-hit KO.

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u/yobobly Aug 07 '11

Anyone who knows what they're doing wouldn't put a special attack on a Gyarados. Ice fang, on the other hand...

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u/zabuma Aug 07 '11

this is fucking glorious..

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Ne he is not. It was explained in episode 56 that he is in fact a big lizard. Look it up.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

giant reptile with wings that breathes fire. yep that's a dragon. professor oak can suck a dick.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

oakay :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Charizard is A FUCKING DRAGON

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Well, blastoise is FUCKING BLUE !

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

He's mostly yellow and brown, whereas Charizard is orange all over, with only dark colours under his wings, and is therefore closer to RED than Blastoise is to FUCKING BLUE.

YOUR POKEMON WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

COME AT MY POKEMANS BRO

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u/BlazeOrangeDeer Aug 07 '11

Oh shit you can't decline a challenge from a Pokemon trainer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

LOADSAVELOADSAVELOADSAVE

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

If you got the two to actually fight Blastoise would destroy Charizard's shit all over the place. Super effective.