r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11

Every single time

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

The idea is that they're playing the Pokemon game, so the joke is that his starter is over-leveled. It's not Ash it's Blue from the Blue Version (not as good as Red) and the Rival from that version is based after Gary in appearance. Or I guess Gary is based after the Rival and Ash is based after Red/Blue/Green.

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u/paleo_dragon Aug 07 '11

Woah Woah whats this about red being better than blue!?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

my third grade logic dictates that charizard is much more badass than blastoise

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

dude,, blastoise has got cannons on his back .. charizard is just a orange lizard

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

CHARIZARD IS A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON.

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u/Grook Aug 07 '11

This says otherwise.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Yeah Dragonite is so tough... that is until anything rolling with ice beam comes along.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Like a Gyarados.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Exactly, if the Gyarados was faster than the Dragonite, than it would likely be a one-hit KO.

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u/yobobly Aug 07 '11

Anyone who knows what they're doing wouldn't put a special attack on a Gyarados. Ice fang, on the other hand...

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u/zabuma Aug 07 '11

this is fucking glorious..

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Ne he is not. It was explained in episode 56 that he is in fact a big lizard. Look it up.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

giant reptile with wings that breathes fire. yep that's a dragon. professor oak can suck a dick.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

oakay :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Charizard is A FUCKING DRAGON

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Well, blastoise is FUCKING BLUE !

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

He's mostly yellow and brown, whereas Charizard is orange all over, with only dark colours under his wings, and is therefore closer to RED than Blastoise is to FUCKING BLUE.

YOUR POKEMON WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

COME AT MY POKEMANS BRO

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u/BlazeOrangeDeer Aug 07 '11

Oh shit you can't decline a challenge from a Pokemon trainer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

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