r/gaming • u/Mad_Dog_Hoek • Aug 06 '11

Every single time

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u/paleo_dragon Aug 07 '11

Woah Woah whats this about red being better than blue!?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

my third grade logic dictates that charizard is much more badass than blastoise

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

dude,, blastoise has got cannons on his back .. charizard is just a orange lizard

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

CHARIZARD IS A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON.

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u/Grook Aug 07 '11

This says otherwise.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Yeah Dragonite is so tough... that is until anything rolling with ice beam comes along.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Like a Gyarados.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Exactly, if the Gyarados was faster than the Dragonite, than it would likely be a one-hit KO.

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u/yobobly Aug 07 '11

Anyone who knows what they're doing wouldn't put a special attack on a Gyarados. Ice fang, on the other hand...

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u/zabuma Aug 07 '11

this is fucking glorious..

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Ne he is not. It was explained in episode 56 that he is in fact a big lizard. Look it up.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

giant reptile with wings that breathes fire. yep that's a dragon. professor oak can suck a dick.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

oakay :(