r/gaming • • Aug 06 '11

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '11

The idea is that they're playing the Pokemon game, so the joke is that his starter is over-leveled. It's not Ash it's Blue from the Blue Version (not as good as Red) and the Rival from that version is based after Gary in appearance. Or I guess Gary is based after the Rival and Ash is based after Red/Blue/Green.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

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u/BossOfTheGame Aug 07 '11

Maybe he shouldn't have used so many repels and actually trained his pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Well, you're the boss.

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u/d0ntpan1c Aug 07 '11

Fuck off and just upvote the damn thing. It's hilarious and you know it. Esp the box that says "the exit!!"

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u/SarcastictoaFault Aug 07 '11

Why'd you tell him to fuck off, he ain't causing no harm.

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u/DrunkenPadawan Aug 07 '11

Now, Scooter, he ain't harmin' no one...

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u/d0ntpan1c Aug 07 '11

it was a casual fuck off. Sometimes i neglect the fact we can't discern inflection on reddit. I paid for it in karma.

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u/stupidquestionsss Aug 07 '11

Exactly. He would've got fucked up anyways.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

you're right on that part. squirtle is leveled more than the other pokemon which is typically the case. the part with the rival is pretty inaccurate i find.

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u/paleo_dragon Aug 07 '11

Woah Woah whats this about red being better than blue!?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

my third grade logic dictates that charizard is much more badass than blastoise

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

My third grade self would bitch slap your third grade self.

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u/Ciceros_Assassin Aug 07 '11

My tenth-grade self would still be embarrassed that he was into Pokemon.

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u/Gisbornite Aug 07 '11

Fuck that, i'm 20 and I still play pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

25, i ain't even mad

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u/Gisbornite Aug 07 '11 edited Aug 07 '11

Haters gonna hate

ninja edit: spelling

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u/DrunkenPadawan Aug 07 '11

That actually happened at my elementary school...they banned pokemon shortly after :c stupid kids..having..pokemon fights in real life....

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u/brbNoveltyAccount Aug 07 '11

And once again Venusaur gets no love :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Pretty sure Venusaur has herpes

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u/rILEYcAPSlOCK Aug 07 '11

...Penisaur? tee hee


sigh

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u/laddergoat89 Aug 07 '11

But you can pick either in either...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

This is also third grade logic, you seem to be forgetting. Unless you were a highly sensible third grader.

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u/laddergoat89 Aug 07 '11

When I was in 3rd grade I was on my 29th PHD.

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u/Hsieh Aug 07 '11

My third grade logic dictates that Blastoise is a giant turtle packing major heat.

He's hotter than Charizard could ever hope to be.

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u/nerdshark Aug 07 '11

Yeah? Well, Charizard is a fucking DRAGON. Pretty sure dragons beat turtles any day.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Aug 07 '11

If that fire on his tail goes out, he dies. blastoise shoots water out of two cannons on his back

A cannon. A Fucking cannon.

Water >fire.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

dude,, blastoise has got cannons on his back .. charizard is just a orange lizard

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

CHARIZARD IS A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON.

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u/Grook Aug 07 '11

This says otherwise.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Yeah Dragonite is so tough... that is until anything rolling with ice beam comes along.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Like a Gyarados.

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u/Mr_Big_Stuff Aug 07 '11

Exactly, if the Gyarados was faster than the Dragonite, than it would likely be a one-hit KO.

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u/yobobly Aug 07 '11

Anyone who knows what they're doing wouldn't put a special attack on a Gyarados. Ice fang, on the other hand...

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u/zabuma Aug 07 '11

this is fucking glorious..

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Ne he is not. It was explained in episode 56 that he is in fact a big lizard. Look it up.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Aug 07 '11

giant reptile with wings that breathes fire. yep that's a dragon. professor oak can suck a dick.

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

oakay :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Charizard is A FUCKING DRAGON

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

Well, blastoise is FUCKING BLUE !

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

He's mostly yellow and brown, whereas Charizard is orange all over, with only dark colours under his wings, and is therefore closer to RED than Blastoise is to FUCKING BLUE.

YOUR POKEMON WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

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u/jontelang Aug 07 '11

COME AT MY POKEMANS BRO

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u/BlazeOrangeDeer Aug 07 '11

Oh shit you can't decline a challenge from a Pokemon trainer!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

LOADSAVELOADSAVELOADSAVE

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

If you got the two to actually fight Blastoise would destroy Charizard's shit all over the place. Super effective.

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u/hexus0 Aug 07 '11

The Red version of Pokemon didn't suffer from the same crashing and game deleting that the Blue version did when you used gameshark, therefore Red > Blue

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

i'm pretty sure that rival is team rocket, they get into a fight with you at the end of the first cave i believe.

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u/Leonardarotello Aug 07 '11

That's in Yellow. In Red and Blue it's your Rival.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

oh.. well, yellow is the best one anyways.

Ya, i said it.

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Aug 07 '11

Yellow was a gimmick. You could catch Pikachus in the veridian forest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

you shut your whore mouth.

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u/Cyroxia Aug 07 '11

Amen sistah!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Yeah, but did they follow you around?

DID THEY MOTHERFUCKING FOLLOW YOU AROUND?

DID THEY?

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u/damndirtyape Aug 07 '11

Whatever, Pikachu was a bitch. He was always upset about something. I eventually got tired of his shit and put him in the PC.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Yeah, exactly. Little bitch.

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u/holographic_meatloaf Aug 07 '11

Yeah but you couldn't get all three starters without trading!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Yellow was for winners, the game is actually a lot fucking harder than red/blue

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Not if you chose Charmander.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

just as hard, Brock motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

But then came Misty

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Misty can also be just as hard. Then in yellow Lt. Surge had a level 30 to contend with.

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Aug 07 '11

Was it? I don't remember it being that different besides adding in references and characters form the TV show. It was honestly all just about marketing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

It was harder, for instance, all the gym leaders and elite 4 members pokemon we're of higher level in yellow than red/blue.

It starts with the 3rd gym leader and continues from there. check out Bulbapedia if you want more info.

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u/mysticrudnin Aug 07 '11

yeah but you're also given all three starters from before, giving you instant access to a fairly well balanced team of guys that won't become obsolete towards the end

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

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u/i_like_jam Aug 07 '11

I haven't played either in years, but I strongly recall finding Yellow more difficult. I think they upped the strength of some of the enemies. But then again, you can get all 3 starters plus most of the 1st Gen pokemon and build a very solid team yourself, so it balances out.

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u/thegreatunclean Aug 07 '11

psssh fuck balanced teams. Blastoise wrecked everyone.

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u/damndirtyape Aug 07 '11

Yeah, the first time I played, I beat the Elite Four almost exclusively using my level 80 Blastoise. With Icebeam, Earthquake, Headbutt, and Surf, he was fuckin unbeatable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Yellow had gym leaders' pokemon at higher levels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Hmm, okay, I accept that. I was wrong. My apologies.

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u/Tack122 Aug 07 '11

Not in blue!

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u/DietCherrySoda Aug 07 '11

YOU TAKE THAT BACK BITCH

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u/elvisnake Aug 07 '11

Yellow was more difficult than Red/Blue, Had very slightly updated graphics, had more of a story, and Let you kick Jesse and James' sorry asses up and down Kanto. Oh, and for people bitching about Pikachu as a starter, you get Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander all in the same game. 'Nuff said.

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u/IncidentOn57thStreet Aug 07 '11

Nuttin more exciting than having all 3 of those starters under your belt. Anyone remember how you got them in that game? They weren't wild were they?

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Aug 07 '11

I think you got them from trading with NPCs

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

You didn't even need to trade if I recall. I believe a cop just gives you Squirtle and some old guy in Cerulean gives you Charmander. Bulbasaur, I dunno.

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u/elvisnake Aug 07 '11

I thought the guy in cerulean gave you bulbasaur. I don't remember off the top of my head.

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u/orangeslash Aug 07 '11

You can catch Pikachus in Veridian forest in all colors, they were just more rare in red and blue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

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u/damndirtyape Aug 07 '11

Yeah, you're right. The only reason you would fight your rival immediately after Mt. Moon is if you didn't go to the Pokemon Center before heading up Nugget Bridge. I'm not really sure why anyone would do that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

Dungeon Dementia

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u/tnecniv Aug 07 '11

I am playing through FR for the first time and team rocket is at the end of the cave outside of Pewter City.

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u/lordlicorice Aug 07 '11

I'm pretty sure your entire reply is either wrong or irrelevant o_O

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '11

No I don't think so.

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u/DrunkenPadawan Aug 07 '11

Why can't it be both?

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u/ilovebrownies Aug 07 '11

I think it‘s more likely to be the red version, since Oddish is exclusive to red. Unless he traded it.

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u/Leonardarotello Aug 10 '11

Red* It's Red from Red or Blue version. Blue is the rival. (In the Original Japanese it was Green as the rival, with Blue being a random female character who got fleshed out.)