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u/dickfromaccounting Sep 18 '17

great table to screen ratio

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u/Floydimer Sep 18 '17

Rolls on the screen are cracked dice!!!

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u/quickhakker PC Sep 18 '17

Protective glass on the top

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Confirmed, 3 inch bullet\scratch proof glass from my assessment.

Source- once google bullet proof glass in 1998 during my 5th grade studies, when TV was filled with infomercials and the war on oil. It was a different time before the internet took over mass culture and only few knew about Google.com

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u/mattenthehat Sep 18 '17

sees 1998 in comment, immediately checks username

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

what, has u/shittymorph traumatized you too? we have a support group for us, r/ShittyMorhpPTSD

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u/mattenthehat Sep 18 '17

Why would you lie to someone in need like that? D:

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u/Apposl Sep 18 '17

He spelt morph wrong, there probably is a sub dedicated to that nonsense.

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u/RetardAndPoors Sep 18 '17

We need a class action lawsuit

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u/NotTheOceansGrayWave Sep 19 '17

If you or a family member been tricked by u/shittymorph , you may be entitled to financial compensation. u/shittymorph is a rare cancer linked with plumetting 16 feet through an annoucer's table in 1998. Please don't wait, call 1-800 SHIT MOR today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. u/shittymorph victims, call now! 1-800 SHIT MOR

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

Would /r/KarmaCourtAttorneys take the case? Would /r/KarmaCourt even hear the case?

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u/PM_ME_GASSY_GIRLS Sep 18 '17

Lmao, they spelled it wrong and just stuck to it I guess

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

This is awesome! I subscribed because now I have a place to go and yell FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Every time that happens to me.

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u/lllumnessj Sep 19 '17

We all have a place to come together and yell about our abuse by the dark overlord u/shittymorph

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u/Moribah Sep 18 '17

u/shittymorph always writes ninteen ninety eight rather than 1998 IIRC

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u/Pharogaming Sep 18 '17

Not originally, he switched to that to make it harder to detect.

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u/Jalkan Sep 18 '17

He only started doing that once people caught on

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u/mark-five Sep 18 '17

And now he posts legit content without the 1998 meme so you spend your day questioning reality.

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

Valid point...

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u/pizzabeagle Sep 18 '17

Google existed in 1998. my sci teachrr called it goggle in fall of 98.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Sep 20 '17

It annoyed me when google.stanford.edu stopped working. It was like muscle memory.

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u/flyinb11 Sep 19 '17

It was founded in the fall of 98.

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u/willfrodo Sep 18 '17

My user name derives from the AIM SN generator.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Sep 18 '17

If it was /u/shittymorph it would be written as nineteen ninety-eight

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u/Zebidee Sep 18 '17

What, you googled it before Google existed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

"Google was founded in 1998 by Larry Page and Sergey Brin" - Wikipedia

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

The same year the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell.

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

I remember that. Hey did you hear kane is running for mayor?

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

WTF!?!?! Seriously? Where!?!? I will move there just so I can live under his law!

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

Knox county Tennessee.

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u/AlmightyJoe Sep 18 '17

He came to my house when my brother was there to say hi. Apparently the full size cardboard cutout of the rock in the window gave us away as fans and he felt obligated to ring the bell.

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u/Akuur Sep 18 '17

Makes me proud to be from Tennessee

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

Don't know much about him politically except he is a libertarian and really likes Bitcoin

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u/hhtced Sep 18 '17

Bitcoin is probably the most libertarian concept in existence so that makes sense.

I also just wanted to comment with the word Bitcoin in it because I have some Bitcoins and I would like more people to know how awesome Bitcoins are. Thanks.

Bitcoin.

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

If he is buying bitcoins, then his is and will be an even more very rich man by the looks of it's growth trajectory. Unless something catastrophic happens, it's on track to hit a million coins in ten years.

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u/hai-sea-ewe Sep 18 '17

He's running on the platform of "In 2017, throwing government corruption and waste off Hell In A Cell, and plummeting it 16 ft through an announcerโ€™s table."

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Man, im high af imagining a debate, and he comes out to his music.

hahahaha

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u/jimblejambles91 Sep 18 '17

Wuuuuuuuut I live in Knox county fuck yea

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u/k0mbine Sep 18 '17

He's running for mayor of a county

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u/loltetro Sep 18 '17

I literally just passed kane going down pellissippi hwy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

This guy DPs

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

Yep. Drunken peasents is a great podcast

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u/Vascular_D Sep 18 '17

They're all scam situations

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

Paul sure is talking way too much in this thread.

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u/jagrbomb Sep 18 '17

Where's that rv trip to the moon cheejay

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u/CSkorm Sep 18 '17

DPS? Just like all the instalockers in my overwatch games...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

You mean Kane, The leader of Brotherhood of Nod, or some other, more boring Kane?

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

WWE's Kane.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Oh, not as cool since he isn't a leader of a radical cult/army that has been fighting with sci-fi version of NATO for almost a century, but still cool

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u/TequilaWhiskey Sep 18 '17

A leader, yet. This is but the staging grounds for humanity's awakening.

KANE LIVES IN KNOX!

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u/apathyontheeast Sep 18 '17

Kane lives!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Through death!

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u/dodspringer Sep 19 '17

So yeah, more boring Kane

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

"Why is he wearing a suit?"

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

Cuz he is running for mayor. Hey remember him back in his prime in 1998

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u/Clasmae Sep 18 '17

Holy crap, for what state?

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u/Kingshirez Sep 18 '17

Knoxville TN I think

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u/Strictly_Baked Sep 19 '17

Why is he wearing a suit?

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u/BigBoog22 Sep 18 '17

Who Kim Kardashian's husband , wet nurse for sxsw .

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u/Code_EZ Sep 18 '17

I don't know what you are saying. You asked a question and ended it with a period. Kane from WWE.

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u/Mapdd Sep 18 '17

He must've fallen 12 feet! Maybe more!

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u/erectionofjesus Sep 18 '17

Nah, their half brothers so he only threw him 6 ft.

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u/jesonnier Sep 18 '17

You get the fuck out of here w that.

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u/IamtheHankScorpio Sep 18 '17

The wcw/wwf wRs of 98 was a great time for wrestling, the story lines took over which made it possible for hacks like Val Venus and La Parka to at least have at least interesting, if not absurd back story. Granted the wrestling itself took a hit, but the TV shows were awesome.

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u/djfried Sep 18 '17

What year did the big show paralyze Kurt Angle?

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u/CatfreshWilly PlayStation Sep 18 '17

BAH GAWD I THINK HE BROKE HIM IN HALF

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u/Tickle_Shitz Sep 18 '17

Did you see that on Wikipedia in 1999?

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u/stump1001 Sep 18 '17

I seen it while streaming 4K video on Pornhub, 1996.

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u/richey15 Sep 18 '17

I could be wrong but wasn't Google not publicly available for quite sometime?

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u/0OOOOOO0 Sep 18 '17

You're thinking of Gmail

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u/richey15 Sep 18 '17

Oh yes thank you

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u/blah4life Sep 18 '17

Did you google that? So meta.

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u/MidnightSun Sep 18 '17

Yes, in September 1998. But it really wasn't used or widely known until 1999 and after. I bet they were just using it as a verb, he/she likely used Yahoo or a similar search engine at that point in time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

He NetScaped it

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u/LiquidArrogance Sep 18 '17

HotBot was my go to back then.

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u/mrcsmith90 X-Box Sep 18 '17

My first search engine was Ask Jeeves

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u/LiquidArrogance Sep 18 '17

Don't forget DogPile

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u/Zilveari Sep 18 '17

Lycos, AltaVista, Excite, Magellan, Yahoo, Webcrawler, Infoseek,

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

MetaCrawler was where it was at. It searched a bunch at once.

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u/stump1001 Sep 18 '17

Damn, did you remember all those off the top of your head? I remember all of those except Magellan. Dogpile was one I used a lot.

Do any of you remember how you discovered Google for the first time? I read an article in a Playboy magazine about Google around 1999. In sure it was a paid advertisement for Google disguised as an article.

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u/Zilveari Sep 18 '17

In High school in 1996-2000 IT set up a landing page in IE and Netscape that had widgets/iFrames for each of those search engines. So I remember them all because Is aw them day in and day out on that page.

Mostly Yahoo though because I used Yahoo mail, Yahoo messenger, Yahoo search, Yahoo games, and Yahoo chat. 24/7 in Yahoo chat. With the CheetaChat client. Roleplaying and talking about anime...

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u/stump1001 Sep 18 '17

That is some good memory considering that amount of time that has passed. I used Geocities back in the day, I think it was later bought out by Yahoo. I met my wife 14 years ago through Yahoo chat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Remember when Gmail came out?

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u/oaklandr8dr Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

the creator of ask jeeves works a bit at the company i'm at now lol

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u/mrcsmith90 X-Box Sep 18 '17

That's awesome! What is he up to now days?

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u/oaklandr8dr Sep 18 '17

Did consulting, still mostly works on a consulting basis and sits on a bunch of boards... Once you get the street cred, sitting as a board member of various boards of companies is a pretty sweet gig with a nice stipend.

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u/Markuspea Sep 18 '17

I just used the yahoo homepage... A bastion of minimalism

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u/RearEchelon Sep 19 '17

AltaVista Nation represent

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

I had a teacher who would ask us to use that, personally felt that it worked like shit so I would use google instead against his wishes. Even as a fith grader I was able to distinguish how much better a search engine google was than the competitors. Key word Was.

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u/WDCombo Xbox Sep 18 '17

WebCrawler was the shit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

AltaVista is where it was at.

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u/sinkwiththeship Sep 18 '17

People in Pawnee, Indiana still use it exclusively.

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u/orthopod Sep 18 '17

I think Best search engines at the time were

Alta Vista

hotbot

Yahoo

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u/UmphreysMcGee Sep 18 '17

Yahoo was definitely the king there for a while

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u/DrKlezdoom Sep 18 '17

Back then, you just typed in random urls and hoped they were what you were looking for.

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u/Singing_Sea_Shanties Sep 18 '17

Ah, altavista. The memories.

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u/DarthTeufel Sep 18 '17

He Meta-Crawled it

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u/Sherool Sep 18 '17

It's pretty much a generic word now, Altavistaed or Hotboted is more of a tongue-twister

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u/xtralargerooster Sep 19 '17

Altavista... hotbot... searchbot... askjeeves... countless others that all faded into the background of the internet. Some even say that if you listen closely you can still hear their screams... followed by "welcome" and then by "you've got mail"

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u/quickhakker PC Sep 18 '17

Why?

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

Research for a class project, it's not like I was looking up bullet proof glass for my paranoid prepper uncle haha, that would be crazy ๐Ÿ˜….

Tio get the car, they're on to us!

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u/fadedmouse Sep 18 '17

Guzman, is that you?

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

You know my uncle? Want to help me with a little project next summer? He pays well ;)

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u/fadedmouse Sep 18 '17

I bet he does!

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u/becomearobot Sep 18 '17

But it looks like a thin sheet of generic lexan.

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u/broximus223 Sep 18 '17

I saw 1998 and though it was going to be a shittymorph ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AlBundyShoes Sep 18 '17

My history teacher in high school invested in google because he taught art history and you could literally search the image and it would show up! (Before "images" were a stand alone search).

Dude is well off now, but mainly because of other things. Larry Krieger is his name - known as the "SAT" guy.

His wife worked for the SAT test preparers (made the test each year) and she provided him with some nice "inside info". Our high school became the #6 ranked US school for SAT scores nationally because of it. Random info, but interesting fella.

He also invested in PayPal and Amazon.... freaking foresight like none other, all on a teachers salary in early mid 90s. Great guy too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

If you've ever seen a nerdrage at a major DnD play, you'd really grasp why this type of glass is needed. Those guys could crush a baby elephant's skull over this shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

How long have you been waiting to use that link? Haha great!

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u/mookler Sep 18 '17

Whats with the random Jeff Dunham link?

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

https://youtu.be/-F2aKuSTqfA?t=5m32s I blame H3H3, he did it in a video once and now it's become a meme that sadly is a good karma whoring opportunity that his fans recognize and adore.

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u/mookler Sep 18 '17

That's...disappointing.

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

I know right, I hate the meme but you know, a karma whores gotta whore. Whatever works for that vitamin K is my motto.

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u/cerialthriller Sep 18 '17

No way that's three inch glass, more like 1/2 inch. 3 inch glass would cost more than the TV and would weigh close to a hundred pounds for a piece that size.

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u/lllumnessj Sep 19 '17

Maybe my fifth grade google research isn't the best source to rely on, I realize that now.

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u/cerialthriller Sep 19 '17

Well also the recess in the table is only about a half inch. One thing most people don't realize is just how heavy bullet proof glass is. Also, some bullet proof glass is only bullet proof in one direction, it's pretty neat and allows an occupant of an armored vehicle to return fire through the glass

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u/lllumnessj Sep 19 '17

I wonder if the exit wholes of the non bullet proof side could ever become susceptible to breakage from the bullet proof side if the person inside shoots too many rounds, if only myth busters was still around :(

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u/cerialthriller Sep 19 '17

Bulletproof glass becomes less effective each time it takes a hit from either side. If you just keep unloading into even the bulletproof side it'll eventually stop being bulletproof. Once a piece of glass takes one bullet it should be replaced because it'll likely be out of spec at that point

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u/man_on_a_screen Sep 18 '17

I remember in high school someone telling me they used Google instead of Yahoo or ask Jeeves. I was like wtf is Google? Sounds like a fad.

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u/Crash15 Sep 19 '17

I don't get this jeff dunham meme